The 1999 playlists

From May 1998 - May 1999, Crap From The Past ran as an internet only show at KFAI.org.  The shows were about fifteen minutes long, and were pre-produced (rather than done live).  The shows ceased production in May 1999, shortly after Crap From The Past found a weekly slot in KFAI's broadcast schedule.

From March 1999 - October 2002, Crap From The Past aired Sunday nights from midnight - 2 AM on KFAI, 90.3 FM Minneapolis, 106.7 FM St. Paul.

The KFAI Sunday night shows

Crap From The Past - December 27, 1999 - Holiday casting stunt - hosted by Babs and Dangerman of KFAI's Friday Night Poker Party

PROMISES PROMISES OVERTURE - Burt Bacharach
ONLY TIME WILL TELL - Asia
CRYBABY - Utopia
TWO SIDES OF LOVE - Sammy Hagar
SHE'S TIGHT - Cheap Trick
I GET EXCITED - Rick Springfield
NO MORE LIES - Neil Schon and Jan Hammer
HEARTACHE - Pepsi and Shirley
SISTER FRICTION - Haysi Fantayzee
ABOSLUTELY IMMUNE - ACT
I PREDICT - Sparks
DO YOU WANNA HOLD ME? - Bow Wow Wow
ISLAND OF LOST SOULS - Blondie
I ENGINEER - Animotion
OVER MY HEAD - Toni Basil
EIGHT ARMS TO HOLD YOU - Goon Squad
CANDY - Cameo
THE WORD IS OUT - Jermaine Stewart
SOMETHING TO GRAB FOR - Ric Ocasek
GODZILLA'S EXIT - Reijiroh Koroko


Crap From The Past - December 20, 1999: The Best Of The 1990s, according to me

DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE - Jane Child (1990)
THE BALLAD OF JENNY LEDGE - Toy Matinee (1990)
HIGHER THAN HOPE - Daryl Braithwaite (1991)
IT'S ONLY NATURAL - Crowded House (1991)
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT - Nirvana (1991)
ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW - Del Amitri (1992)
AM I THE SAME GIRL - Swing Out Sister (1992)
SUMMER SONG - Joe Satriani (1992)
RAINBOW'S CADILLAC - Bruce Hornsby (1993)
FIGHT THE POWER - Barenaked Ladies (1993)
SAY ANYTHING - Aimee Mann (1993)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
I SEE - Letters To Cleo (1994)
CLOSE TO YOU - Brand New Heavies (1994)
GOOD - Better Than Ezra (1995)
NEW AGE GIRL - Deadeye Dick (1995)
JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME - DC Talk (1996)
WHERE IT'S AT - Beck (1996)
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog (1996)
VIRTUAL INSANITY - Jamiroquai (1997)
I DO - Lisa Loeb (1997)
BATTLE OF WHO COULD CARE LESS - Ben Folds Five (1997)
WRONG WAY - Sublime (1997)
THE WAY - Fastball (1998)
IT'S ALRIGHT BABY - Komeda (1998)
ONE WEEK - Barenaked Ladies (1998)
MY FAVORITE MISTAKE - Sheryl Crow (1998)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1999)
APRIL FOOLS - Rufus Wainwright (1999)


Crap From The Past - December 13, 1999

GENERAL HOSPITALE [12"!] - Afternoon Delights (1981)
SKIN TRADE [Live!] - Duran Duran (1987)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN - Joseph Spence (?)
THE CURLY SHUFFLE - Jump 'N The Saddle (1983)
MEXICAN RADIO - Wall Of Voodoo (1983)
PSYCHO KILLER [Acoustic version!] - Talking Heads (1977)
STARS ON 45 III (A TRIBUTE TO STEVIE WONDER) - Stars on 45 (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
GOTTA HAVE YOU - Stevie Wonder (1991)
NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - David Arnold featuring Aimee Mann (1997)
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY - Pablo Cruise (1978)
GIVE UP THE FUNK (LET'S DANCE) - B.T. Express (1980)
I ZIMBRA [12"!] - Talking Heads (1980)
SOUTHERN CROSS - Jimmy Buffett (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LET'S GET IT ON - Robert Palmer (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LET'S GET IT ON - Marvin Gaye (1973)
ALL AROUND THE WORLD - Lisa Stansfield (1989)
LOVE ON THE PHONE - Suzanne Fellini (1980)
EIGHTH WONDER - Sugarhill Gang (1980)
MARY'S PRAYER - Danny Wilson (1988)
CLASSICALLY ELISE - Dino Solera and the Munich Machine (1976)
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR - Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio (1993)
YOU'RE A STAR SCOOBY DOO - David Lamb (1991?)
BURNING AIRLINES GIVE YOU SO MUCH MORE - Eno (1974)
CALLING CAPTAIN AUTUMN - Haircut 100 (1982)
EARLY IN THE MORNING - Gap Band (1982)


Crap From The Past - December 6, 1999: Beatles stuff and a little bit of Christmas music

FUNKY ROBOT - Rufus Thomas (1973)
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN - Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan (1996)
ELVIRA - Dallas Frazier (1966) [original version of Oak Ridge Boys hit]
PAC MAN FEVER - Buckner and Garcia (1982)
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - Los Lobos (1988)
WOODPECKERS FROM SPACE - Video Kids (1985)
HAVA TEQUILA - Billy Strange (1966?)
CHRISTMAS MEDLEY - Salsoul Orchestra (1976) **God-awful medley of the week**
I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS - Kip Addotta (1984)
I AM SANTA CLAUS - Bob Rivers and Twisted Christmas (1993)
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER - Elmo and Patsy (1979) [original version of irritating 1984 hit]
CHRISTMAS MEDLEY - Pee Wee Herman (1988)
TOYLAND - R.E.M. (1992)
LADY MADONNA - cheap knock-off on Hit Records (1968)
I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND - Lakeside (1981)
NO MAS NOCHES SOLITARIAS [Spanish version of No More Lonely Nights] - Las Furas (1984)
KISS KISS KISS - Yoko Ono (1980)
A DAY IN THE LIFE - Robyn Hitchcock (1991)
TWELVE DAYS OF X-MAS - Bob and Doug McKenzie (1981)
SEXUAL HEALING - Michael Bolton (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SEXUAL HEALING - Marvin Gaye (1982)
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - Mistletoe Disco Band (1978)
INFATUATION - Rod Stewart (1984)
DISCO REGGAE (TONY'S GROOVE) - Kalyan (1977)
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN THE NFL - Willis "The Guard" and Vigorish [actually is Buckner and Garcia of "Pac Man Fever" fame] (1980)
SANTA CLAUS AND HIS OLD LADY - Cheech and Chong (1971)
CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS - Run-D.M.C. (1987)
REGGAE CHRISTMAS - Bryan Adams (1986)
MARY'S BOY CHILD/OH MY LORD - Boney M (1978)
BLUE CHRISTMAS - Danielle Dax (1988)


Crap From The Past - November 29, 1999: Meco's Birthday

BORN IN THE U.S.A. [horrible 12" version!] - Bruce Springsteen (1985)
FREEDOM 90 - George Michael (1990)
GO WHERE YOUR MUSIC TAKES ME - Jimmy James and the Vagabonds (1976)
MICRO KID - Level 42 (1983)
STAR TREK MEDLEY - Meco (1980) **God-awful medley of the week**
NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE - Gloria Gaynor (1975)
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - The Greene String Quintet (1991)
ENTER SANDMAN - Apocalyptica (1998?)
FIND ANOTHER FOOL - Quarterflash (1982)
OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN - Jeffrey Osborne (1983)
WHIRLY GIRL - Oxo (1983)
ONE MORE TRY - Timmy T (1990)
TOO LATE - Junior (1982)
FACTS OF LOVE - Climie Fisher (1989)
NEW KIDS GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER - Z100, Portland, Oregon (1990)
CLOSE (TO THE EDIT) - Art Of Noise (1984)
IN THE DARK - Bily Squier (1981)
I LOVE NEW YORK STATE CHEESE - Robin Schade (1987)
FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO GROOVE - Raydio (1980)
LIGHT OF DAY - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (1986)
WHITE MICE - Mo-Dettes (1979)
BOTH SIDES NOW - Jason Falkner (1997)


Crap From The Past - November 22, 1999: Rebroadcast of Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber's very first radio show ever from November 1986

MAKE ME SMILE - Chicago (1970)
STICK AROUND - Julian Lennon (1986)
DREAMTIME - Daryl Hall (1986)
BLACK COFFEE IN BED - Squeeze (1982)
NOTORIOUS - Duran Duran (1986)
WALK OF LIFE - Dire Straits (1986)
WIDE BOY - Nik Kershaw (1985)
LIVING WITH A HERNIA - Weird Al Yankovic (1986)
COME DANCING - The Kinks (1983)
WHAT YOU NEED - INXS [12"] (1986)
(KEEP FEELING) FASCINATION [12"] - Human League (1983)
SLEDGEHAMMER - Peter Gabriel (1986)
WALK THIS WAY - Run-D.M.C. (1986)
ALL I WANT - Howard Jones (1986)
WE SAID HELLO GOODBYE - Phil Collins (1985)
THE WAY IT IS - Bruce Hornsby and the Range (1986)
YOUR WILDEST DREAMS - The Moody Blues (1986)
SIDEWALK TALK - Jellybean featuring Catherine Buchanan (1986)
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW - Pandora's Box (1989) [original version of Celine Dion hit]
THE POWER OF LOVE - Jennifer Rush (1984) [original version of Celine Dion hit]
ROADBLOCK - Stock Aitken Waterman (1987)
DAY IN THE SUN - Peter Frampton (1994)
DON'T TAKE AWAY THE MUSIC - Tavares (1976)


Crap From The Past - November 15, 1999

DON'T TELL ME - Blancmange (1984)
SCORPIO - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (1982)
KISS AND TELL - Bryan Ferry (1988)
BIRDHOUSE IN YOUR SOUL - They Might Be Giants (1990)
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED - Elton John (1970) [uncredited knock-off of Stevie Wonder hit]
FAKE - Alexander O'Neal (1987)
OUT OF THE GAP - Thompson Twins (1984) **God-awful medley of the week**
VALLEY GIRL - Frank and Moon Zappa (1982)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Altered Images (1981)
RUMORS - Timex Social Club (1986)
OUTA SPACE - Billy Preston (1973)
LIKE FLAMES [rare 7" remix] - Berlin (1986)
WILL 2K - Will Smith (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
ROCK THE CASBAH [extended version] - The Clash (1983)
RED HOT - Robert Gordon and Link Wray (1977)
TELL ME IT'S OVER - Frida (1982)
OH YEAH - Yello (1987)
DON'T PUSH IT DON'T FORCE IT - Leon Haywood (1980)
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER [7"] - The Alarm (1989)
YOUR LOVE IS STRANGER THAN MINE - Camel (1979)
LEAVE A LIGHT ON - Belinda Carlisle (1989)
GOT TO LOVE SOMEBODY - Sister Sledge (1979)
WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK - R.E.M. (1992)
MADAM BUTTERFLY - Malcolm McLaren (1984)
ONE - Bee Gees (1989)
ARE YOU SURE - So (1988)
IT'S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY - G.C. Cameron (1975) [original version of Boyz II Men hit]


Crap From The Past - November 8, 1999

BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER - Linda Clifford (1979)
HIGHER THAN HIGH - Tony LeMans (1989)
CHEQUERED LOVE - Kim Wilde (1981)
STAY WITH ME TONIGHT [12"] - Jeffrey Osborne (1984)
LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT - Loverboy (1985)
NOCHE Y DIA [Nite And Day in Spanish!] - Al B. Sure! (1988)
DISCO MEDLEY - Mini-Pops (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
SUGAR DADDY - Thompson Twins (1989)
ELECTRIC FUNKY DRUMMER - Maurice Starr [New Kids on the Block's producer, solo] (1983)
COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE - Aimee Mann (1993)
RADIATION LEVEL - Sun (1979)
THE CAPTAIN OF HER HEART - Double (1986)
MAMA MIA - A*Teens (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MAMMA MIA [sung in Spanish] - Abba (1976)
SPACE ODDITY - Natalie Merchant (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
HOLIDAY - Naughty By Nature (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CHANGE OF HEART - Change (1984)
BREAKIN' MY BACK - Split Enz (1984)
LEIKKIKALU [You Can't Hurry Love sung in Finnish!] - The Clifters (1989)
FLUCHTWEGE [Dionne Warwick's Heartbreaker sung in German!] - Katja Ebstein (1983)
PARANOIMIA - Art of Noise featuring Max Headroom (1986)
LIVE AT THE MARQUEE - The Vapors (1981)
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT - Twisted Sister (1984)
MURPHY'S LAW - Cheri (1982)
TOUGH ALL OVER - John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (1985)
PIPPPERO - Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares (1992)
JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING - TVToons (1985)


Crap From The Past - November 1, 1999: Daylight Savings Time, Halloween, A Recreation of an Entire ABC Concert, and Delbert McClinton's Birthday

TURN BACK THE CLOCK - Johnny Hates Jazz (1988)
I CALL MY BABY CANDY - The Jaggerz [featuring a very young Donnie Iris] (1970)
OVERTURE - ABC (1982)
SHOW ME - ABC (1982)
THAT WAS THEN BUT THIS IS NOW - ABC (1983)
HOW TO BE A MILLIONAIRE [a capella] - ABC (1984)
THE NIGHT YOU MURDERED LOVE - ABC (1987)
WHEN SMOKEY SINGS [Detroit Mix] - ABC (1987)
DATE STAMP - ABC (1982)
POISON ARROW [U.S. Remix] - ABC (1982)
BE NEAR ME [Munich Disco Mix] - ABC (1985)
ONE BETTER WORLD - ABC (1989)
TEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH [Extended Version] - ABC (1981)
ALL OF MY HEART [Live] - ABC (1982)
THE LOOK OF LOVE [Live] - ABC (1982)
POISON ARROW [Live] - ABC (1982)
GIVING IT UP FOR YOUR LOVE - Delbert McClinton (1980)
GOING DOWNTOWN - Joe Jackson (1991)
NIGHT MOVES - Marilyn Martin (1986)
OUT COME THE FREAKS - Was (Not Was) (1981)
BUTTON OFF MY SHIRT - Ronnie Milsap (1987)


Crap From The Past - October 25, 1999: Return to 1982 with Dangerman

BRUCE - Rick Springfield (1984)
THE LOOK OF LOVE - ABC (1982)
HOLIDAY - The Other Ones (1987)
I NEED YOU - Paul Carrack (1982)
I.G.Y. (WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD) - Donald Fagen (1982)
WHY ME - Irene Cara (1983)
ROCK THIS TOWN - Stray Cats (1982)
GET CLOSER - Linda Ronstadt (1982)
THE HONEYTHIEF [12"] - Hipsway (1987)
MICKEY - Toni Basil (1982)
MAMMA MIA [in Spanish] - Abba (1982)
STOMP [12"] - The Brothers Johnson (1980)
PRESSURE - Billy Joel (1982)
RIP IN HEAVEN - til Tuesday (1988)
YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE - Steel Breeze (1982)
EVERYTHING COUNTS - Depeche Mode (1983)
LOVE COME DOWN - Evelyn King (1982)
HOWARD THE DUCK - Dolby's Cube [Thomas Dolby] (1986)
DON'T FIGHT IT - Kenny Loggins and Steve Perry (1982)
YOU BE ILLIN' - Run-D.M.C. (1987)
I RAN (SO FAR AWAY) - A Flock of Seagulls (1982)


Crap From The Past - October 18, 1999: The Cream Of The Crap Part 2 of 2

AH LEAH - Donnie Iris (1981)
WE GOT THE BEAT [early version from U.K. Stiff Records 45!] - Go-Go's (1980)
SHADDUP YOU FACE - Joe Dolce (1980)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
DIN DAA DAA - George Kranz (1983)
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA - Charlie Daniels Band (1979)
I COULD NEVER MISS YOU (MORE THAN I DO) - Lulu (1981)
I GOT MY MIND MADE UP - Instant Funk (1979)
RICO SUAVE - Gerardo (1991)
CAN'T SHAKE LOOSE - Agnetha Faltskog (1983)
TOUCH ME (I WANT YOUR BODY) - Samantha Fox (1987)
YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1985)
THE SALT IN MY TEARS - Martin Briley (1983)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
ME MYSELF AND I - De La Soul (1989)
TWO TRIBES [bizarre UK mix of unknown origin] - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1984)
I'M THE MAN - Joe Jackson (1979)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)


Crap From The Past - October 11, 1999: The Cream Of The Crap Part 1 of 2

NEW GIRL NOW - Honeymoon Suite (1984)
BALLROOM BLITZ - Sweet (1973)
DRIVER'S SEAT [12"] - Sniff N The Tears (1979)
WATERLOO [half in French, half in Swedish] - Abba (1974)
CRAZY FOR YOU - David Hasselhoff (1990)
UP YOUR NOSE - Gabriel Kaplan (1977)
SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969) [original version of R.E.M. hit]
MAMA USED TO SAY - Junior (1982)
CUDDLY TOY (FEEL FOR ME) - Roachford (1989)
MEGAMIX - Milli Vanilli (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES - Wax (1986)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980) [original version of Quincy Jones hit]
WE GOT THE BEAT [early version from U.K. Stiff Records 45!] - Go-Go's (1980)
STICK AROUND [12"] - Julian Lennon (1986)
IM NIN' ALU - Ofra Haza (1988)
FIGHT THE POWER - Barenaked Ladies (1993) [way cool remake of Public Enemy original]
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. - Wang Chung (1985)
DANCE HALL DAYS [early version from Arista Records 45!] - Huang Chung (1982)
A LOVER'S HOLIDAY - Change (1980)
UN PASO ADELANTE [One Step Beyond in Spanish!] - Madness (1979)
GIRLS WITH GUNS - Tommy Shaw (1984)
LET'S GET IT STARTED - M.C. Hammer (1988)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1989)
GLORIA [original Italian version of Laura Branigan hit!] - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PIGBAG - Pigbag (1981)
YOU'RE THE VOICE - John Farnham (1987)


Crap From The Past - October 4, 1999

HOLD ON - Santana (1982)
AS - Stevie Wonder (1978)
YAH MO B THERE - James Ingram and Michael McDonald (1984)
SOMEBODY'S OUT THERE - Triumph (1986)
ON THE LOOSE - Saga (1983)
LIVE IS LIFE - Opus (1986)
WHAM! U.K. MEGA MIX - Wham! U.K.(1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
NEW ROMANCE (IT'S A MYSTERY) - Spider (1980)
WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO - Cristina (1984)
REBEL YELL - Billy Idol (1984)
GHOSTBUSTERS - Ray "No it's a totally different song from I Want A New Drug" Parker Jr. (1984)
A WOMAN'S GOT THE POWER - Jennifer Holliday (1999) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
A WOMAN'S GOT THE POWER - The A's (1981)
MESSAGE TO MY GIRL - Split Enz (1982)
WEST END GIRLS - Pet Shop Boys [original 12" on Bobcat Records] (1984)
EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC - Strontium 90 [precursor to the Police] (1977)
BOOM BOOM (LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM) - Paul Lekakis (1987)
WHAT YOU NEED - INXS [12"] (1986)
DRAG MY BAD NAME DOWN - The 4 Of Us [vinyl LP version] (1990)
SAVING MYSELF - Eria Fachin (1988)
STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Far Corporation [12"] (1986)
SEARCH AND DESTROY - Iggy And The Stooges (1973)


Crap From The Past - September 27, 1999: Acting AND Singing!

I CAN'T DRIVE 55 - Sammy Hagar (1984)
JUMP TO IT - Aretha Franklin (1982)
JOHNNY AND MARY - Robert Palmer (1980)
I'VE BEEN LONELY FOR SO LONG - Frederick Knight (1972)
JUST FOR TONIGHT - [daughter of famous people] Lucie Arnaz (1979)
I CAN'T FORGET YOU - [brother of famous person] Joey Travolta (1979)
BLONDIE MEDLEY - Mini-Pops (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
STATE OF TURMOIL - [1950s B-movie queen] Mamie Van Doren (1984)
ALL NIGHT SONG - [Wonder Woman] Lynda Carter (1978)
DON'T YOU NEED - [Dynasty star] Linda Evans (1979)
THE MAIN EVENT - [Babs] Barbra Streisand (1979)
YOU'RE ALL I'VE GOT TONIGHT [Demo version] - The Cars (1977)
LIVIN' IN DESPARATE TIMES - Olivia Newton-John (1983)
RAPPIN' RODNEY - Rodney Dangerfield (1983)
LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA - John Tesh (1999) [not a misprint; is really a cheesy remake of the 1999 Ricky Martin hit] **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
BAILANDO - Loona (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DON'T GO - Yaz (1982)
HEARTBREAKER - Mariah Carey (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
GENIUS OF LOVE - Tom Tom Club (1982)
I COULD NEVER TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR MAN - [former New Kid on the Block] Jordan Knight (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I COULD NEVER TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR MAN - Prince (1988)
BLUE COLLAR KING - Morton Downey Jr. [from the Morton Downey Jr. Sings album!] (1989)
COME TO ME - France Joli (1979)
BENIHANA (LITTLE FLOWER) - [blue movie queen] Marilyn Chambers (1977)
THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS - Ethel Merman [from the Ethel Merman Disco Album] (1979)
WOT - Captain Sensible (1982)
I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION - [Mallory from TV's Family Ties] Justine Bateman and the Mystery (1988)
I WANT TO BELIEVE IN THIS ONE - [Potsy from Happy Days] Anson Williams (1977)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL MEDLEY - Joe Piscopo (1982)
MORE MORE MORE - [blue movie queen] Andrea True Connection (1976)


Crap From The Past - September 20, 1999: The Show Where All The Music Was Sped Up By 12 Percent

YOU GOT IT (THE RIGHT STUFF) - New Kids On The Block (1989)
ROMANCING THE STONE - Eddy Grant (1984)
GROOVY TRAIN - The Farm (1990)
IT'S ECSTASY WHEN YOU'RE LAYING DOWN NEXT TO ME - Barry White (1977)
KEEP COMING BACK [sung in Spanish!] - Richard Marx (1991)
MY TOOT TOOT - Jean Knight (1985)
MY TU TU - Denise LaSalle (1985)
MY TOOT TOOT - Rockin' Sidney (1984) [original version of the song]
TIME AND TIDE - Basia (1988)
THE BRYAN ADAMIX - Bryan Adams (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
CAN'T SLOW DOWN - Joe Satriani (1989)
OVERKILL - Men At Work (1983)
THERE IT IS - Shalamar (1982)
A SALUTE TO THE DUKE - Paul Ott (1979)
FRENCH KISSIN' IN THE USA - Deborah Harry (1986)
JAM ON IT - Newcleus [7" version] (1984)
A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, A LITTLE BIT ROCK AND ROLL - Donny And Marie (1976)
DON'T STOP 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH - Michael Jackson (1979)
FANTASY - Aldo Nova (1982)
STEPPIN' OUT - Joe Jackson (1983)
LAY DOWN (CANDLES IN THE RAIN) - Meredith Brooks featuring Queen Latifah (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LAY DOWN (CANDLES IN THE RAIN) - Melanie (1970)
LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS - The Graces [featuring Meredith "Bitch" Brooks and Charlotte Caffey of the Go-Go's] (1989)
JIVE TALKIN' - Bee Gees (1975)
THE METRO - Berlin (1983)
FUNK BUS - Beat The Clock [cool Minneapolis band] (1992)
LOVIN' YOU - Minnie Riperton (1975)
THE WANDERER - Donna Summer (1980)
TEN-NINE-EIGHT - Face To Face (1984)
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)


Crap From The Past - September 13, 1999

PAMELA - Toto (1988)
WHITE HORSE - Laid Back (1984)
BUFFALO GALS - Malcolm McLaren (1983)
HOURGLASS - Squeeze (1987)
BRICK HOUSE - Joan Osborne (1995)
THE WARRIOR - Scandal featuring Patty Smyth (1984)
SUMMER FUN MEDLEY - California (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
FREE RIDE - Tavares (1976)
FREE RIDE - The Three Degrees (1975)
FREE RIDE - Dan Hartman (1979)
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY - Yes (1987)
ONE STEP BEYOND [In Italian!] - Madness (1979)
TELL ME SOMETHING - Indecent Obsession (1990)
FUNNY FACE - Donna Fargo (1973)
AGAINST ALL ODDS - Phil Collins Big Band (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MISSING YOU - Brooks and Dunn (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WORD UP - Melanie G (aka Scary Spice) (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WORD UP - Cameo (1986)
YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE - Steel Breeze (1982)
MISFIT - Curiosity Killed The Cat (1987)
GO BACK - Crabby Appleton (1970
BE WITH YOU - Bangles (1987)
HE'S A LIAR - Bee Gees (1981)
ONE GOOD WOMAN - Peter Cetera (1988)
TEQUILA - Hot Butter (1972)
THROUGH BEING COOL - Devo (1981)
WOOD BEEZ (PRAY LIKE ARETHA FRANKLIN) - Scritti Politti (1984)
I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON [LP version] - Frida (1983)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1999)


Crap From The Past - September 6, 1999: Co-hosted with KFAI's Jackie

JACKIE - Blue Zone U.K. (1989)
ANGIE BABY - Helen Reddy (1974)
SENTIMENTAL LADY - Bob Welch (1978)
HELP IS ON ITS WAY - Little River Band (1977)
SOLANGE (The Police's "So Lonely" sung in Portuguese!) - Leo Jaime (1985)
HI HEEL SNEAKERS - Jose Feliciano
WALKING DOWN MADISON - Kirsty MacColl (1991)
RICO SUAVE - Gerardo (1991)
LOVIN' YOU - Minnie Riperton (1975)
BREAKIN'...THERE'S NO STOPPING US - Ollie and Jerry (1984)
JACKIE BLUE - Ozark Mountain Daredevils (1975)
SHY BOY (DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD) - Bananarama (1983)
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN THE WORLD - Tears For Fears (1986) [rerecording of "...Rule The World"]
I'VE GOT THE MUSIC IN ME - Kiki Dee (1974)
BACHELORETTE - Trip Shakespeare (1991)
BABY I'M A STAR - Prince (1984)
WE'RE IN THIS LOVE TOGETHER - Al Jarreau (1981)
LET ME LOVE YOU TONIGHT - Pure Prarie League (1980)
MISTY BLUE - Dorothy Moore (1976)


Crap From The Past - August 30, 1999: Let's make fun of Robert Palmer!

BABY IT'S TONIGHT - Jude Cole (1990)
LET'S GET SERIOUS - Jermaine Jackson (1980)
GOODBYE SAVING GRACE - Jon Butcher (1987)
I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT - Eddie Rabbitt (1981)
DEAD MAN'S PARTY - Oingo Boingo (1985)
DAME DAME DAME [GIMME GIMME GIMME in Spanish!] - Abba (1979)
MEGAMIX - Earth Wind and Fire (1999) **God-awful medley of the week** AND **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
HOW LONG - Lipps Inc (1979) [remake of 1975 Ace hit]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON - Cherrelle (1984) [original version of Robert Palmer hit]
BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU - Moon Martin (1978) [original version of Robert Palmer hit]
LOOKING FOR CLUES - Robert Palmer (1980)
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT - Naked Eyes (1983)
ONE VISION - Queen (1985)
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST - Queen (1980)
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS - William Shatner (1969?)
MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS - Brand New Heavies (1995) [head-blastin' terrific remake of 1974 Maria Muldaur hit]
DAISY A DAY - Jud Strunk (1973)
MOVE OUT - Nancy Martinez (1986)
INTO THE FIRE - Sarah McLachlan (1992)
NAME AND NUMBER - Curiosity Killed The Cat (1989)
ABRA-CA-DABRA - The Defranco Family featuring Tony Defranco (1974)
SATISFACTION - Justine Bateman and the Mystery (1988)
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE - Head East (1978)
TENDER LOVE - Force MD's (1986)
DON'T STOP THE TRAIN - Phyllis Nelson (1985)
OUT COME THE FREAKS - Was (Not Was) (1981)


Crap From The Past - August 23, 1999 - Rick Springfield's Birthday

TWO OF HEARTS - Stacey Q (1985) [original indie 12" version]
I STILL BELIEVE (GREAT DESIGN) - The Call (1985)
MODERN GIRL - Sheena Easton (1981)
WICKED GAME - Chris Isaak (1989)
BABY DID A BAD THING - Chris Isaak (1999)
SOMEBODY'S CRYING - Chris Isaak (1995)
SQUABS ON FORTY TAB - Squeeze (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
POP MUZIK - M (1979)
BRUCE - Rick Springfield (1984)
PRAYER - Rick Springfield (1999)
THE CLAPPING SONG - Pia Zadora (1983)
WHEN THE RAIN BEGINS TO FALL - Jermaine Jackson and Pia Zadora (1985)
THE HARDER THEY COME - Joe Jackson (1980)
EVERYBODY GET UP - Five (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (1982)
URGENT - Shannon (1985)
I'M STILL SEARCHING - Glass Tiger (1988)
SHAMBALA - B.W. Stevenson (1973)
SHAMBALA - Three Dog Night (1973)
BRAZIL - The Ritchie Family (1975)
I KNOW I'M LOSING YOU - Uptown (1987)
PICK UP THE PIECES - Average White Band (1975)
PACK JAM - Jonzun Crew (1984)
THE RUMOUR - Olivia Newton-John (1988)
ROCK OF LIFE - Rick Springfield (1988)
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN - Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway (1980)
TORN - Ednaswap (1997)


Crap From The Past - August 16, 1999: Joe Jackson's Birthday

I'M THE MAN - Joe Jackson (1979)
YOU CAN'T GET WHAT YOU WANT [12"] - Joe Jackson (1984)
BOOGIE WOOGIE DANCING SHOES - Claudja Barry (1979)
A FINE FINE DAY - Tony Carey (1984)
WHY ME - Planet P (1983)
I THINK I CAN BEAT MIKE TYSON - D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (1989)
STRUNG OUT ON MOTOWN - Regal Funkharmonic Orchestra (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
IT'S ONLY NATURAL - Crowded House (1991)
XANADU - Olivia Newton-John and ELO (1980)
KISS HIM GOODBYE - Nylons (1987)
ROOM TO MOVE - Climie Fisher (1988) [original version of Animotion hit]
OBSESSION - Animotion (1985)
OBSESSION - Michael Des Barres and Holly Knight (1983) [original version of Animotion hit]
WHAT IS HIP? - Tower Of Power (1974)
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD - Kenny G and Louis Armstrong (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU NOT ABOUT ME - Tracie (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THERE SHE GOES - Sixpence None The Richer (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THERE SHE GOES - The La's (1990)
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU [sung in Spanish!] - El Tiempo (1984)
GO GO KAKE [Last Train To Clarksville sung in Finnish!] - Clifters (1989)
NIGHT BY NIGHT - Steely Dan (1974)
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE [12"] - Thomas Dolby (1983)
DYNOMITE - Bazuka (1975)
SLOW SONG (Live) - Joe Jackson (1986)
LOVELY ONE - The Jacksons (1980)
STOMPING ALL OVER THE WORLD - Kimberley Rew (1980)
DARE ME - Pointer Sisters (1985)
ONE MORE SHOT - C-Bank featuring Jenny Burton (1983)


Crap From The Past - August 9, 1999: Welcome back, WLOL

RADIO RADIO - Elvis Costello (1978)
ON THE RADIO - Donna Summer (1980)
rebroadcast of the last 30 minutes of WLOL, Minneapolis (from sign-off, Feb. 26, 1991)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
GROOVY TRAIN - The Farm (1990)
FAMILY MAN - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1984)
LAST KISS - J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers (1964)
HOOKED ON YOU - Sweet Sensation (1988)
DOUBLE DUTCH BUS - Frankie Smith (1981)
WILD THING - Sam Kinison (1988)
CHARM THE SNAKE - Christopher Cross (1985)
HOW LONG - Lipps Inc. (1980)
LAMBADA - Koama (1990) [ooh! the forbidden dance!]
JUNGLE JAZZ - Kool and the Gang (1975?)
HAD A DREAM (SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY) - Roger Hodgson (1984)
DIG THAT BEAT - Bangs [not the Bangles; different Bangs] (1981)
WAITING FOR TONIGHT - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (1988) [featuring the Bangles]
BABY TALK - Alisha (1986)
HUMAN BEINGS - Seal (1998)


Crap From The Past - August 2, 1999: ... and then Dangerman walked in ...

DOCTORIN' THE TARDIS - The Timelords (1989)
WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE - Cliff Richard (1979)
MAH NA MAH NA - Piero Umiliani (1969)
HANDS UP - Ottawan (1981)
BOOGIE WONDERLAND - Earth Wind and Fire with The Emotions (1979)
PUMP UP THE VOLUME [UK version] - MARRS (1987) **Not-so-awful medley of the week**
FAMILY MAN - Mike Oldfield (1982) [original version of Hall and Oates hit]
SOMEDAY SOMEWAY - Robert Gordon (1981) [first recorded version of Marshall Crenshaw hit]
I WANNA GO BACK - Billy Satellite (1984) [original version of Eddie Money hit]
OPEN YOUR EYES [12"] - Black Box (1990)
MIRROR MIRROR - Dollar (1981)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR - Bruce Wooley and the Camera Club (1979)
BOOM THERE SHE WAS - Scritti Politti (1988)
TIRED OF TOEIN' THE LINE - Rocky Burnette (1980)
BREAKIN' AWAY - Balance (1981)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980) [original version of Quincy Jones hit]
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT - Bomb The Bass (1988)
TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS - Kraftwerk (1978)
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LEARN SOMETIME - The Korgis (1980)
IT'S ALRIGHT BABY - Komeda (1998)


Crap From The Past - July 26, 1999

SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA - Carl Carlton (1981)
DR. BEAT - Miami Sound Machine (1984)
SWEPT AWAY - Diana Ross (1984)
ESCALATOR OF LIFE - Robert Hazard (1983)
TWILIGHT ZONE TWILIGHT TONE - Manhattan Transfer (1980)
THE ONE AND ONLY - Chesney Hawkes (1991) [written and produced by Nik Kershaw]
88 LINES ABOUT 44 WOMEN - The Nails
GREASE MEGAMIX - John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (1992?) **God-awful medley of the week**
SEARCHING - Change (1980) [featuring Luther Vandross]
AVALON - Roxy Music (1983)
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART [12"] - Yes (1983)
FAME - David Bowie (1975)
HOT (I NEED TO BE LOVED LOVED LOVED) - James Brown (1977) **Old stuff rippin' off older stuff**
JUMP - London Bus Stop (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
JUMP - Van Halen (1984)
WHAT IS LIFE - Shawn Mullins (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IN MY HOUSE - Mary Jane Girls (1984)
SHAKE SOME ACTION - Flamin' Groovies (1976)
SING A SIMPLE SONG - Sly and the Family Stone (1969)
SING A SIMPLE SONG - West Street Mob (1982)
SING A SIMPLE SONG - The Meters (1970?)
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S RIGHT - Evelyn "Champagne" King (1979)
PHOTOGRAPH - Oval (1992) [dopey remake of Def Leppard hit]
APRIL SUN IN CUBA - Dragon (1977)
THE EDGE OF HEAVEN - Wham (1986)
I LIVE BY THE GROOVE - Paul Carrack (1989)


Crap From The Past - July 19, 1999: My first David Hasselhoff song

CONOCIENDOME CONOCIENDOTE (KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU in Spanish) - Abba (1982)
TAKE YOUR TIME (DO IT RIGHT) - S.O.S. Band (1980)
CRY - Godley and Creme (1985)
AND I AM TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING - Jennifer Holliday (1982)
Y.M.C.A. - Village People (1979)
CRAZY FOR YOU - David Hasselhoff (1990) **Old stuff rippin' off older stuff**
MUSCLES - Diana Ross (1982)
THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU ARE - Aimee Mann (1994)
TAKE IT BACK - Aimee Mann (1993)
BREAKOUT - Swing Out Sister (1986)
STRUT YOUR FUNKY STUFF - Frantique (1979)
PROMISES - Def Leppard (1999)
PHOTOGRAPH - Def Leppard (1983)
DUR DUR D'ETRE BEBE - Jordy (1993)
NEW GIRL NOW - Honeymoon Suite (1984)
IM NIN' ALU - Ofra Haza (1988)
LEAVE IT - Yes (1984)
SITUATION - Yaz (1982)
DON'T STOP THE MUSIC - Yarbrough and Peoples (1980)
OH YEAH - Yello (1985)
A LITTLE RESPECT - Bjorn Again (1992)
ROUTE 66 - Depeche Mode (1988)
A MEAN PAIR OF JEANS - Marty Rhone (1977)
I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU - Kiss (1979)
SO IT GOES - Nick Lowe (1978)
HIT MIX - Fun Fun (1988) **God-awful medley of the week**
MARLEY MARL SCRATCH - Marley Marl featuring M.C. Shan
OUT OF THE BLUE - Debbie Gibson (1988)


Crap From The Past - July 12, 1999: Listen To What I Found In Denver

THIS BEAT GOES ON - The Kings (1980)
SWITCHIN' TO GLIDE - The Kings (1980)
CRAZAY - Jesse Johnson (1986)
VOX HUMANA - Kenny Loggins (1985)
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO - Chi-Lites (1976)
MUSKRAT LOVE - Willis Alan Ramsey (1972) [original version of the Captain and Tennille atrocity]
STAY THE NIGHT - Benjamin Orr (1987)
NEVER SAY NEVER - Romeo Void (1982)
ROCK IT - Lipps Inc. (1980)
A TRIBUTE TO MARILYN MONROE - Star Sisters (1984) **God-awful medley of the week**
SOMEDAY SOMEWAY - Marshall Crenshaw (1982)
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE WASTE OF TIME - Marshall Crenshaw (1982)
(NOT JUST) KNEE DEEP - Funkadelic (1980)
ME MYSELF AND I - De La Soul (1989)
RING MY BELL - Inoj (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
RING MY BELL - Anita Ward (1979)
STAR WARS THEME - Interstellar Force (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
STAR WARS THEME - Meco (1977)
HYPNOTIZE ME [7" version with extra verse!] - Wang Chung (1987)
MAGNET AND STEEL - Walter Egan (1978)
HERE I GO AGAIN - Whitesnake (1982) [version from Saints And Sinners LP]
HERE I GO AGAIN - Whitesnake (1987) [version from Whitesnake LP]
HERE I GO AGAIN - Whitesnake (1987) [7" version]
SOMEBODY ELSE'S GUY - Jocelyn Brown (1984)
HOME AND DRY - Gerry Rafferty (1978)
ANA NG - They Might Be Giants (1988)
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS - War (1975)
SONG FOR THE DUMPED [sung in Japanese!] - Ben Folds Five (1997)


Crap From The Past - July 5, 1999 - Guest hosted by Babs and Dangerman of KFAI's Friday Night Poker Party (Sweeps Week Casting Stunt)

LOVE AMERICAN STYLE - Cowsills (1971)
NIKKI - Burt Bacharach
LET'S GO - Wang Chung (1987)
FLIGHT '76 - Walter Murphy (1976)
RUN RUNAWAY - Slade (1984)
FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW - Utopia (1982)
DADDY DON'T YOU WALK SO FAST - Wayne Newton (1972)
RUSH HOUR - Jane Wiedlin (1988)
FOX ON THE RUN - Sweet (1976)
DON'T TRY TO STOP IT - Roman Holliday (1983)
STAY AWHILE - The Bells (1971)
ALL OVER THE WORLD - Electric Light Orchestra (1980)
VIENNA CALLING - Falco (1986)
SAVOIR FAIRE - RPM (1984)
WASN'T THAT A PARTY - The Rovers (1981)
JULIET - Robin Gibb (1983)
CE3K (CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND) DISCO SINGLE - John Williams (1978)
ROCK AND ROLL LOVE LETTER - Bay City Rollers (1976)
NO TENGO DINERO - Righeira (1983)
CCCAN'T YOU SEE [French extended version] - Vicious Pink (1984)
REALLY WANNA KNOW YOU - Gary Wright (1981)
GET USED TO IT - Roger Voudouris (1979)
DO YOU COMPUTE? - Donnie Iris (1983)
ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS COME THROUGH - Jim Steinman (1981)
OVER MY HEAD - Toni Basil (1983)


Crap From The Past - June 28, 1999: Chock Full O' Rupert

GIRLS ARE MORE FUN - Ray Parker Jr. (1985)
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU - Stealers Wheel (1973)
HEY D.J. - World's Famous Supreme Team (1984)
TIMOTHY - The Buoys (1971) [written by Rupert Holmes]
I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND - Rupert Holmes (1975)
MORNING MAN - Rupert Holmes (1980)
LET'S GET CRAZY TONIGHT - Rupert Holmes (1978)
THIS LITTLE GIRL - Gary U.S. Bonds (1981)
MALARIA - Shriekback (1985)
HOOKED ON ROCK CLASSICS - London Symphony Orchestra (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
WRACK MY BRAIN - Ringo Starr (1981)
ALL STAR - Smash Mouth (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM - Joe Jackson (1979)
CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE - Dwight Yoakam (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE - Queen (1980)
CANNED HEAT - Jamiroquai (1999)
FOURTH OF JULY - Aimee Mann (1993)
SO AFRAID OF THE RUSSIANS - Made For TV (1983)
CHILDREN OF THE SUN [short 7" version] - Billy Thorpe (1979) [produced and co-written by Spencer Proffer, who did the music for the excellent 1998 film, "Gods And Monsters"]
CHAIN REACTION - Diana Ross (1986)
LET'S DO THE LATIN HUSTLE - M and O Band (1976)
BODY TALK - The Wallets (1988) [local Minneapolis band]
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS [in German!] - Peter Gabriel (1980)
ANOTHER LOVER - Giant Steps (1988)
BREAKIN... THERE'S NO STOPPIN' US - Ollie and Jerry (1984)
SAMANTHA (WHAT YOU GONNA DO) - Cellarful Of Noise (1988) [featuring Marc Avsec of Donnie Iris's backup band]
THRILLER - Michael Jackson (1984)


Crap From The Past - June 21, 1999: Summer Summer Summer!

AMERICAN LIFE IN THE SUMMERTIME - Francis Dunnery (1994)
I LOVE YOU - Donna Summer (1977)
SUMMERTIME GIRLS - Y and T (1985)
CRUEL SUMMER - Bananarama (1984)
I WANNA BE A LIFEGUARD - Blotto (1980)
COUPLE DAYS OFF - Huey Lewis and the News (1991)
BEACH BOYS MEDLEY - Beach Boys (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
SUNSHINE REGGAE - Laid Back (1983)
THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER - Tony Carey (1984)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
SUMMER - War (1976)
I WISH I HAD A GIRL - Henry Lee Summer (1988)
THE BOYS OF SUMMER [short 7" edit] - Don Henley (1984)
LET'S LOOT THE SUPERMARKET AGAIN LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER - Mick Farren And The Deviants (1977)
SUMMER RAIN - Belinda Carlisle (1990)
HOT IN THE CITY - Billy Idol (1982)
STRAWBERRY LETTER 23 - Brothers Johnson (1977) [a remake]
STRAWBERRY LETTER 23 - Shuggie Otis (1971) [the original!]
GET READY - Mase featuring Blackstreet (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER - Shalamar (1982)
DON'T SHUT ME OUT - Kevin Paige (1989)
I BELIEVE - Chilliwack (1981)
SUPERSONIC - J.J. Fad (1988)
RAGE IN THE CAGE - J. Geils Band (1981)
I DIG YOU - Cult Hero [actually The Cure] (1981)
TOMORROW IS NOW - Howard Jones (1998)


Crap From The Past - June 14, 1999

BE NEAR ME - ABC (1985)
FREAK SHOW ON THE DANCE FLOOR - Barkays (1984)
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE - Slade (1973) [original version of Quiet Riot hit]
STRANGER THAN FICTION - Joe Jackson (1991)
FOREVER YOUR GIRL - Paula Abdul (1989)
STAR - Stealers Wheel (1974)
MEGAMIX - Naughty By Nature (1999) **God-awful medley of the week**
PASS THE DUTCHIE - Musical Youth (1983)
SERIOUS - Limited Warranty (1986)
MAJOR TOM [in German!] - Peter Schilling (1983)
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU - Jane Child (1990)
TAKE IT AWAY - Paul McCartney (1982)
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN - Diana Ross (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU - Alabama (1999) **New stuff rippin' off new stuff**
WILD WILD WEST - Will Smith (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I WISH - Stevie Wonder (1976)
WILD WILD WEST - Kool Moe Dee (1987)
TWENTY-FIVE LIGHTERS - DJ DMD and the Inner Soul Clique (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
NOCHA Y DIA [Nite And Day in Spanish] - Al B. Sure! (1988)
SOMETHING GOOD - Utah Saints (1992) **Old stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BEST MAN IN THE WORLD - Ann Wilson (1987)
LOVE AND OTHER BRUISES - Air Supply (1976)
BLACK CARS - Gino Vannelli (1985)
SISTER CHRISTIAN - Night Ranger (1984)
DON'T LET'S START - They Might Be Giants (1986)
LAST TRAIN TO LONDON - Electric Light Orchestra (1980)
GOOD GIRLS DON'T [7" version, without naughty lyrics] - The Knack (1979)
I DON'T WANNA DANCE - Eddy Grant (1982)
HEY POCKY WAY - Neville Brothers (1981)


Crap From The Past - June 7, 1999: Prince's Birthday!

NEW POWER GENERATION - Prince (1990)
MANIC MONDAY - Bangles (1986)
SIGN O THE TIMES - Prince (1987)
A LOVE BIZARRE - Sheila E. (1986)
SOFT AND WET - Prince (1978)
LET'S GO CRAZY [12"] - Prince (1984)
NOTHING COMPARES 2 U - Sinead O'Connor (1990)
NOTHING COMPARES 2 U - The Family (1985)
ALPHABET STREET - Prince (1988)
DARLING NIKKI - Prince (1984)
ROCK AND ROLL IS ALIVE (AND IT LIVES IN MINNEAPOLIS) - little symbol thingy (1995)
ROUND AND ROUND - Tevin Campbell (1991)
BATDANCE - Prince (1989)
KISS - Art of Noise featuring Tom Jones (1988)
CONTROVERSY - Prince (1981)
SUGAR WALLS - Sheena Easton (1985)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Prince (1980)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Pointer Sisters (1982)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Chaka Khan (1984)
PAISLEY PARK [12"] - Prince (1985)
LOVE THY WILL BE DONE - Martika (1991)
SEX SHOOTER - Appollonia 6 (1984)
STAND BACK - Stevie Nicks (1983)
WATERFALL - Wendy and Lisa (1987)
NASTY GIRL - Vanity 6 (1982)
SHE'S ALWAYS IN MY HAIR - Prince (1985)
SEXY MUTHA - Prince (1992)
GOLD - doo-dad (1995)
Many thanks 2 Jerome, Prince's second cousin. U made a friend 4 life.


Crap From The Past - May 31, 1999

I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON - Frida (1983)
POR FAVOR NO TE VAYAS [PLEASE DON'T GO in Spanish!] - KC and the Sunshine Band (1980)
HOLIDAY ROAD - Lindsey Buckingham (1987)
MR. ROBOTO - Styx (1983)
OOH BOY - Rose Royce (1977)
FUNKYTOWN - Pseudo Echo (1987)
BEE GEES MEDLEY Pt. II- Startrax (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1985)
SITTING AT THE WHEEL - Moody Blues (1983)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1989)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Featherbed featuring Barry Manilow (1971)
THE LAST TIME - Sheryl Crow (1990)
LOVELY DAY (SUNSHINE MIX) - Bill Withers (1988)
KING OF THE WORLD - Steely Dan (1974)
DA YA THINK I'M SEXY - N-Trance featuring Rod Stewart (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DA YA THINK I'M SEXY [12"] - Rod Stewart (1979)
SEVEN BRIDGES ROAD - Ricochet (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY - Chris LeDoux (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY - Tom Cochrane (1991)
ONE STEP BEYOND [in Italian!] - Madness (1979)
CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS - Iron Maiden (1988)
(KEEP FEELING) FASCINATION [12"] - Human League (1983)
DRUMS - The Tubes (1983)
YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU - Melissa Manchester (1983)
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES - from the Ethel Merman Disco Album (1979)
WHY MUST I - 'til Tuesday (1988)
HOLIDAY RAP - M.C. Miker G. and DJ Sven (1986)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT - Eddie Murphy (1982)


Crap From The Past - May 24, 1999

INVINCIBLE - Pat Benatar (1985)
GIRLS WITH GUNS - Tommy Shaw (1984)
THE SECOND TIME AROUND [LP version] - Shalamar (1980)
NO MYTH [acoustic] - Michael Penn (1990)
MY GIRL (GONE GONE GONE) - Chilliwack (1981)
WE CAN WORK IT OUT - Stevie Wonder (1971)
BEE GEES MEDLEY Pt. I - Startrax (1981) [Cheesy knockoff of the Stars on 45!] **God-awful medley of the week**
LADY MARMALADE - Labelle (1975)
LADY MARMALADE - The Eleventh Hour (1974) [original version of the Labelle hit]
TARZAN BOY [12"] - Baltimora (1985)
RITUAL - Dan Reed Network (1988)
THE LEGEND OF WOOLEY SWAMP - Charlie Daniels Band (1980)
LOVE LETTER - Giggles (1987) [Voted worst song ever by CFTP listeners, 1996]
WHEN I'M GONE - Rockell (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MAGIC CARPET RIDE - Philip Steir featuring Steppenwolf (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
STEAL MY SUNSHINE - Len (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MORE MORE MORE - Andrea True Connection (1976)
DANCING STREET - Katrina and the Waves (1983)
LAND OF CONFUSION [12"] - Genesis (1987)
DANCING IN THE CITY - Marshall Hain (1978)
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU [12"] - Level 42 (1986)
TURN UP THE RADIO - Autograph (1984)
BIT BY BIT - Stephanie Mills (1985)
THEME FROM SHAFT - Isaac Hayes (1971)
KEEP ON DANCING - Gary's Gang (1979)
VIBRATOR - Prince and Vanity (1982)


Crap From The Past - May 17, 1999: New Plimsouls and a New Rick Springfield Song

POP GOES THE WORLD - Men Without Hats (1988)
OH PRETTY WOMAN - Jan Hammer (1979)
MIAMI VICE THEME - Jan Hammer (1985)
DR. KISS KISS - 5000 Volts (1976)
SAVE YOUR LOVE - Renee and Renato (1982)
WOMAN WITH THE STRENGTH OF 10000 MEN - Peter Himmelman (1991)
HOOKED ON CLASSICS - Royal Philharmonic Orchestra (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
WHO'S ZOOMING WHO - Aretha Franklin (1985)
PUSHBIKE SONG - The Mixtures (1970)
EIGHTH WONDER - Sugarhill Gang (1981)
FEELING STRANGE - Plimsouls (1998)
SHAKY CITY - Plimsouls (1983)
START THE CAR - Travis Tritt (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
START THE CAR - Jude Cole (1992)
BABY IT'S TONIGHT - Jude Cole (1990)
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING - Rick Springfield (1999)
ROCK OF LIFE - Rick Springfield (1988)
TIMES DON'T CHANGE - Plastiscene (1999)
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog (1996)
DON'T GET 2 CLOSE (2 MY FANTASY) - Ween (1992)
UNDERGROUND - David Bowie (1986)
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - Meco (1980)
SPACE BABY - Captain Kirk (1976)
I'VE GOT THE NEXT DANCE - Deneice Williams (1979)
PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME - Eddie Murphy (1989)
SOLDIER OF LOVE - Donny Osmond (1989)
HOT ROD HEARTS - Robbie Dupree (1980)


Crap From The Past - May 10, 1999: Hosted by Chuck and Joel of Radio K's Cosmic Slop

IN DREAMS - Pete Bardens
BIG HOLLOW MAN - Danielle Dax
WINNER TAKES IT ALL - Sammy Hagar
SIMPLE MAN - Klaus Nomi
MARCIA BAILA - Les Rita Mitsouko
CLOTHES HOIST - Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel
THE PRINCE'S PANTIES - Mason Williams
THE BAND GETS SWIVEY ON THE WHEELS - Son Of Bazerk
THE PHOTO SONG - Holger Czukay
867-5309 (JENNY) - Marshmallow Fields
CHERRY MAN - The Wannadies
CANDYBAR EXPRESS - Love And Money
RADIO CAROLINE - Green
NEW THING - Enuff Z'Nuff
SIX AND A HALF - Madhouse
BEDAZZLED - The Love Interest
EVERY WORD MEANS NO - Let's Active
DOIN' IT RIGHT - Walter Payton
BOLLY - North Equator Nine
LAWN DART - Ed's Redeeming Qualities
BILLY DON'T FALL - Terence Trent D'Arby
MORE THAN THIS [Live] - Robyn Hitchcock


Crap From The Past - May 3, 1999: James Brown's Birthday

GET UP OFFA THAT THING - James Brown (1976)
IMAGINATION - Belouis Some (1985)
TOUCH ME (I WANT YOUR BODY) - Samantha Fox (1986)
MONY MONY - Amazulu (1987)
PICK UP THE PACE 1990 - Young M.C. (1990)
POPCORN - Hot Butter (1972)
A QUIET DINNER WITH MR. AND MRS. JAMES BROWN - Z100, New York (1986?)
HOT - James Brown (1977)
FAME - Duran Duran (1981) [remake of Bowie hit]
PARALYZED - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968)
TAKE ME HOME - Cher (1979)
TAKE ME HOME [12"] - Phil Collins (1987)
THIS IS THE GO GO'S (MEDLEY) - Go-Go's (199?) **God-awful medley of the week**
SOMETHING REAL (INSIDE YOU/INSIDE ME) - Mr. Mister (1987)
I FOUND YOU - Yvonne Fair (1964) [is earlier version of JB hit "I Feel Good"]
JAMES BROWN CELEBRITY HOT TUB PARTY - Eddie Murphy (198?)
ROXANNE ROXANNE - UTFO (1984)
WHAT'D YOU COME HERE FOR - Trina and Tamara (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CAR WASH - Rose Royce (1977)
IF YOU BUY THIS RECORD YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER - Temperer featuring Maya (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
CAUSING A COMMOTION - Madonna (1987)
SOMEBODY LOVES YOU - Nik Kershaw (1999)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - James Brown (1974) [misguided rerecording with an unidentified salsa band; courtesy of Cosmic Slop]
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I [12"] - Machine (1979)
YOU'RE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND - Little River Band (1983)
LIVING IN AMERICA - James Brown (1986)
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE - Barry White (1978) [yes, it really is the Billy Joel hit]
USE TA BE MY GIRL - O'Jays (1978)


Crap From The Past - April 26, 1999: Songs That Were Popular When KFAI Signed On In May 1978

CA PLANE POUR MOI (THIS LIFE'S FOR ME) - Plastic Bertrand (1978)
USE TA BE MY GIRL - O'Jays (1978)
EVERYBODY DANCE - Chic (1978)
YANK ME CRANK ME - Ted Nugent (1978)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption (1978)
FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME - Genesis (1978)
BAKER STREET - Gerry Rafferty (1978)
WHEEL IN THE SKY - Journey (1978)
THUNDER ISLAND - Jay Ferguson (1978)
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME - Abba (1978)
BECAUSE THE NIGHT - Patti Smith (1978)
DANCE WITH ME - Peter Brown (1978)
LET'S ALL CHANT - Michael Zager Band (1978)
FANTASY - Earth Wind and Fire (1978)
IT'S A HEARTACHE - Bonnie Tyler (1978)
BABY HOLD ON - Eddie Money (1978)
MOVIN' OUT - Billy Joel (1978)
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON - Warren Zevon (1978)
ON BROADWAY - George Benson (1978)
SHADOW DANCING - Andy Gibb (1978)
DISCO INFERNO - The Trampps (1978)
SWEET TALKIN' WOMAN - Electric Light Orchestra (1978)
FLASHLIGHT - Parliament (1978)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT - John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (1978)
JACK AND JILL - Raydio (1978)
LAY DOWN SALLY - Eric Clapton (1978)
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU - Yvonne Elliman (1978)
NIGHT FEVER - Bee Gees (1978)


Crap From The Past - April 19, 1999

MODERN GIRL - Sheena Easton (1981)
FAKE '88 - Alexander O'Neal (1988)
SING A SIMPLE SONG - The Meters (1969)
HEART OF THE CITY - Nick Lowe (1976)
WIND HIM UP - Saga (1983)
THE MESSAGE - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (1982)
CHILDREN OF THE SUN - Billy Thorpe (1979)
NEW SONG - Howard Jones (1984)
YEAH BABY! - Jock Jam '99 featuring Austin Powers (1999) **God-awful medley of the week**
MIGHTY LOVE - Spinners (1974)
JERK OUT - The Time (1990)
THE WILD ONE - Suzi Quatro (1974)
STICK AROUND [12"] - Julian Lennon (1986)
ICE ICE BABY [Live!] - Vanilla Ice (1991)
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT - Rusted Root with Hot Tuna (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT - Rolling Stones (1969)
ROMEO'S TUNE - Steve Forbert (1980)
THE RIGHT THING - Simply Red (1987)
OPERATOR - Midnight Star (1985)
TAKE THE L - Motels (1982)
GET OUT OF MY MIX - Thomas Dolby (1983)
TICKET TO THE TROPICS - Cristina (1984)
AFRICANISM/GIMME SOME LOVING - Kongas (1978)


Crap From The Past - April 12, 1999

DESTINATION UNKNOWN - Missing Persons (1982)
SAY IT'S GONNA RAIN - Will To Power (1988)
IT'S ECSTASY WHEN YOU LAY DOWN NEXT TO ME - Barry White (1977)
HE'S SO SHY - Pointer Sisters (1980)
YOU BE ILLIN' - Run-D.M.C. (1986)
INTO THE NIGHT - Benny Mardones (1980)
MUSIC BOX DANCER - Frank Mills (1979)
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
ABBA MEDLEY - Mini-Pops (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
TOY SOLDIERS - Martika (1989)
I CALL MY BABY CANDY - The Jaggerz (1970)
(KEEP FEELING) FASCINATION - Human League (1983)
ROCKIT - Herbie Hancock (1983)
BREAKDANCE - Irene Cara (1984)
STRONGER THAN BEFORE - Carole Bayer Sager (1981)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Featherbed featuring Barry Manilow (1971)
WAIT TILL I GET HOME - C Note (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I CAN'T GO FOR THAT - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1982)
THE SIZE OF A COW - The Wonder Stuff (1991)
APACHE - Sugarhill Gang (1982)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
BREAKING AWAY - Balance (1981)
HALLOWED GROUND - Jude Cole (1991)
THE GREAT PRETENDER - Freddie Mercury (1987)
HIGH ENERGY - Evelyn Thomas (1984)
FLAMES OF PARADISE - Jennifer Rush and Elton John (1987)
LOVE PLUS ONE - Haircut 100 (1982)
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND (PURE ENERGY) - Information Society (1988)
IN THE STICKS - The Pretenders (1981)


Crap From The Past - April 5, 1999: Easter and Passover and a new Nik Kershaw song

CRUSH ON YOU - The Jets (1986)
NOT JUST ANOTHER GIRL - Ivan Neville (1988)
MIRROR MIRROR - Diana Ross (1982)
SOMEBODY'S KNOCKING - Terri Gibbs (1981)
PASS IT OVER - Jenny Morris (1987)
FUNKY DRUMMER - James Brown (1970) [Clyde Stubblefield IS the funky drummer on this track]
I WON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME - Nik Kershaw (1983)
WHEN A HEART BEATS - Nik Kershaw (1985)
HANGIN' TOUGH - New Kids On The Block (1989)
NAILS IN MY FEET - Crowded House (1994)
SHE WILL HAVE HER WAY - Neil Finn (1999)
WRAP HER UP - Elton John (1985)
RESPECTABLE - Mel and Kim (1987)
UNDERCOVER ANGEL - Alan O'Day (1977)
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE - Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
ACTION [12"] - Orange Krush
SOMEBODY LOVES YOU - Nik Kershaw (1999)
WIDE BOY - Nik Kershaw (1985)
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER - The Alarm (1989)
GENERAL OF PEACE - Beat The Clock (1992) [talented local Minneapolis band]
ONLY WHEN YOU LEAVE - Spandau Ballet (1984)
NEVER [LP version] - Heart (1985)
DANCING GIRLS - Nik Kershaw (1984)
RADIO MUSICOLA - Nik Kershaw (1986)
WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD [12"] - Nik Kershaw (1984)


Crap From The Past - March 29, 1999

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING - Leo Sayer (1977)
BALLOON MAN - Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians (1988)
CAN'T SHAKE LOOSE - Agnetha Faltskog (1983)
DANCE WITH THE DEVIL - Cozy Powell (1974)
LOST IN EMOTION - Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam (1987)
I'M TOO SEXY [in Spanish] - Right Said Fred (1992)
LIGHTS - Journey (1978)
CLOSE TO YOU - Brand New Heavies (1993)
IT'S RAINING MEN - Weather Girls (1983)
RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES - Wax (1986)
THE LATE MISTAKE - Comateens (1983)
THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS - from the Ethel Merman Disco Album (1979)
BUFFALO STANCE - Neneh Cherry (1989)
RIGHT PLACE WRONG TIME - Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies (1999) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
RIGHT PLACE WRONG TIME - Dr. John (1973)
THE SECOND TIME AROUND - Shalamar (1980)
RING MY BELL - Anita Ward (1979)
PISTOLS ON 45 [medley of Sex Pistols songs] - Black Arabs (1982)
THE RAIN - Oran "Juice" Jones (1986)
TARZAN BOY - Baltimora (1986)
CHASE - Giorgio Moroder (1979)
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT - Twisted Sister (1984)
SOMETHING REAL (INSIDE ME INSIDE YOU) - Mr. Mister (1987)
FACE THE FACE - Pete Townshend (1986)
ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE - Billy Paul (1977)
DOMINOES - Robbie Nevil (1987)
DR. BEAT - Miami Sound Machine (1984)
THEME FROM MAGNUM P.I. - Mike Post (1982)
LOOK SHARP - Joe Jackson (1979)


Crap From The Past - March 22, 1999: co-hosted by Joel Stitzel of Radio K's Cosmic Slop

THE RIDDLE - Nik Kershaw (1984)
I'M ALRIGHT - Kenny Loggins (1980)
THE BELLE OF ST. MARK - Sheila E. (1984)
ROCK AND ROLL FANTASY - The Kinks (1978)
GO INSANE - Lindsey Buckingham (1984)
MICHAEL CAINE - Madness (1984)
SHAKY GROUND - Temptations (1975)
I EAT CANNIBALS - Toto Coelo (1983)
ROOM AT THE TOP - Adam Ant (1990)
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU - Yvonne Elliman (1978)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
SHATTERED DREAMS [12"] - Johnny Hates Jazz (1988)
HEART AND SOUL - Exile (1981) [original version of Huey Lewis hit]
LET ME TAKE YOU DANCING [12"] - Bryan Adams (1979)
STAR WARS AND OTHER HITS - Stars on 45 (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
PSYCHO KILLER - Talking Heads (1977)
BABY DON'T FORGET MY NUMBER - Stan Milli and Willi Vanilli (1989)
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME - Rob and Fab (1992) [Yes, it's the two guys from Milli Vanilli, and yes, it's a remake of the Cheap Trick hit]
GOLD - Spandau Ballet (1984)
AH LEAH - Donnie Iris (1981)
I COULD NEVER MISS YOU (MORE THAN I DO) - Lulu (1981)
NELLIE THE ELEPHANT - Toy Dolls (1985)
WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF - Jermaine Stewart (1986)


Crap From The Past - March 15, 1999: Pledge drive show

DE DO DO DO DO DE DA DA DA [sung in Japanese!] - The Police (1980)
DEAD GIVEAWAY - Shalamar (1983)
MONEY HONEY - Bay City Rollers (1976)
JEOPARDY - Greg Kihn Band (1983)
GIMME SOME MONEY - Spinal Tap (1984)
UP YOUR NOSE - Gabriel Kaplan (1977)
MONEY MONEY MONEY - Abba (1977)
GLORIA [original Italian version of Laura Branigan hit!] - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING - Brains (1980)
TAKE OFF - Bob and Doug McKenzie (1982)
HOW TO BE A ZILLIONAIRE [12"] - ABC (1984)
PAID IN FULL - Eric B and Rakim (1987)
I WANNA BE RICH - Calloway (1990)
MONEY'S TOO TIGHT (TO MENTION) - Valentine Brothers (1982)[original version of Simply Red hit]
DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN - Chris Deburgh (1983)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
TURN UP THE RADIO - Autograph (1985)
TAINTED LOVE - Gloria Jones (1964) [original version of Soft Cell hit]
BETTE DAVIS EYES - Jackie DeShannon (1975) [original version of Kim Carnes hit]
SHOCK DEN AFFEN - Peter Gabriel (1983)
RADIO ASS KISS - The Wonder Stuff
A LOVE BIZARRE - Sheila E (1986)
I'M A BELIEVER - Neil Diamond (1971)


Crap From The Past - March 8, 1999

NEVER KNEW LOVE LIKE THIS BEFORE - Stephanie Mills (1980)
MARY'S PRAYER - Danny Wilson (1987)
THUNDER ISLAND - Jay Ferguson (1978)
RADIO SILENCE [LP version] - Thomas Dolby (1983)
TOGETHER FOREVER - Rick Astley (1988)
SHE AIN'T PRETTY - The Northern Pikes (1990)
DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE - Jane Child (1990)
SWING YOUR DADDY - James Gilstrap (1975)
MR. ROBOTO - Styx (1983)
SWEETHEART - Franke and the Knockouts (1980)
I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM - Gang Of Four (1982)
GOT TO GET - Leila K with Rob n Raz (1990)
BEACH BOYS MEDLEY - Beach Boys (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME - Billy Squier (1989)
MESSAGES - O.M.D. (1980)
JUMP TO IT - Aretha Franklin (1982)
EVANGELINE - Icicle Works (1987)
WHISPER TO A SCREAM [12"] - Icicle Works (1984)
MAKIN' IT - David Naughton (1979)
ALL YOU ZOMBIES - Hooters (1983) [original indie label version]
HERE I GO AGAIN - Whitesnake (1987) [7" version]
STATE OF SHOCK - Jacksons (1984)
GEMINI DREAM - Moody Blues (1981)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Altered Images (1981)
I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL - Eric B and Rakim (1988)
BACHELORETTE - Trip Shakespeare (1991)
FIRE IN THE TWILIGHT - Wang Chung (1985)
JACK AND JILL - Raydio (1978)
BODY AND SOUL - Jenny Morris (1987)


Crap From The Past - March 1, 1999: First show in this time slot

WHITE LINES - Grandmaster Flash and Melle Mel (1984)
STUMBLIN' IN - Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman (1979)
SWEET FREEDOM - Michael McDonald (1986)
RADIO RADIO - Elvis Costello (1978)
THE GROOVE LINE - Heatwave (1978)
THE ONE THING - INXS (1983)
THE BIG PICTURE - Y Kant Tori Read [is actually Tori Amos] (1988)
WHY - Bronski Beat (1984)
WHAT IS HIP? - Tower Of Power (1974)
BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU - Moon Martin (1978) [original version of Robert Palmer hit]
MURPHY'S LAW - Cheri (1982)
SOWING THE SEEDS OF LOVE - Tears For Fears (1989)
THROUGH BEING COOL - Devo (1981)
MAMA USED TO SAY - Junior (1982)
CHEQUERED LOVE - Kim Wilde (1981)
RICO SUAVE - Gerardo (1991)
HOLD ON - Santana (1982)
ELECTRIC BLUE - Icehouse (1988)
CALLING OCCUPANTS OF INTERPLANETARY CRAFT (THE RECOGNIZED ANTHEM OF WORLD CONTACT DAY) - Carpenters (1977)
CALLING OCCUPANTS - Klaatu (1976)
CRY - Godley and Creme (1985)
LIVING IN A BOX - Living In A Box (1987)
THE SALT IN MY TEARS - Martin Briley (1983)
ARE FRIENDS ELECTRIC - Tubeway Army (1979)
RAPPIN' RODNEY - Rodney Dangerfield (1983)
AND THE BEAT GOES ON - The Whispers (1980)
WHITE HORSE - Laid Back (1984)
MEDLEY II - Stars On 45 (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**

The KFAI internet-only shows

Program 50: "Sing Like Stevie" (aired May 2-9, 1999)

WIDE BOY - Nik Kershaw (1984)
I'LL BE THERE - Trey Lorenz and the evil Mariah Carey (1992)
VIRTUAL INSANITY - Jamiroquai (1997)
THE STEVIE WONDER MEDLEY - Stars on 45 (1982)


Program 49: "In The Beginning..." (aired April 25 - May 2, 1999)

E.A.R. - The Hassles [featuring Billy Joel] (1968)
JACKIE - Blue Zone U.K. [featuring Lisa Stansfield] (1988)
EVERY DAY I DIE - The Frantic Elevators [featuring Mick Hucknall] (1979)
LET ME TAKE YOU DANCING - Bryan Adams (1979)


Program 48: "But Can They Dance?" (aired April 18-25, 1999)

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS - Ethel Merman (1979) [from The Ethel Merman Disco Album!]
BENIHANA (LITTLE FLOWER) - Marilyn Chambers (1977)
N.Y. YOU GOT ME DANCING - Andrea True Connection (1977)
STATE OF TURMOIL - Mamie Van Doren (1984)


Program 47: "Dave Edmunds's Birthday" (aired April 11-18, 1999)

I HEAR YOU KNOCKING - Dave Edmunds (1970)
A-1 ON THE JUKEBOX - Dave Edmunds (1978)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
QUEEN OF HEARTS - Dave Edmunds (1979) [original version of Juice Newton hit]
SLIPPING AWAY - Dave Edmunds (1983)
excerpt from SABRE DANCE '94 - Dave Edmunds (1994)


Program 46: "Wang Chung. Tonight." (aired April 4-11, 1999)

excerpt from PRAYING TO A NEW GOD - Wang Chung (1989)
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE WERE ON TV - Huang Chung (1980) [their first single on indie label]
DANCE HALL DAYS - Huang Chung (1982) [original version of 1984 hit]
FIRE IN THE TWILIGHT - Wang Chung (1985)
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. - Wang Chung (1986)
excerpt from WAKE UP STOP DREAMING - Wang Chung (1986)


Program 45: "Eddie Murphy's Birthday" (aired March 28 - April 4, 1999)

PARTY ALL THE TIME - Eddie Murphy (1985)
BUH WHEAT SINGS - from Saturday Night Live (198?)
BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT - Eddie Murphy (1982)
HE CAN'T SING - American Comedy Network (1984?)
PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME - Eddie Murphy (1989)
HOT TUB - Eddie Murphy as James Brown on SNL (198?)


Program 44: "Oy Vey - Gabe Kaplan's Birthday" (aired March 21-28, 1999)

WELCOME BACK - John Sebastian (1976)
excerpt from BARBARA ANN - The Regents (1961)
LET HER IN - John Travolta (1976)
UP YOUR NOSE - Gabriel Kaplan (1977)
HALLELUJAH - Sweathog (1971)


Program 43: "Bevare The Ides Of March" (aired March 14-21, 1999)

SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME - Rockwell (1984)
IF YOU LET ME STAY - Terence Trent D'Arby (1987)
I WANNA ROCK - Twisted Sister (1985)
THANK YOU (FALETTINME BE MICE ELF AGIN) - Sly and the Family Stone (1970)


Program 42: "Quincy Jones's Birthday" (aired March 7-14, 1999)

excerpt from EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD - Consumer Rapport (1975)
EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD - Diana Ross and Michael Jackson (1978)
STRAWBERRY LETTER 23 - The Brothers Johnson (1977)
excerpt from ONE MINT JULEP - The Clovers (1952)
ONE MINT JULEP - Ray Charles (1961)
excerpt from AI NO CORRIDA - Quincy Jones (1981)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980)
excerpt from SANFORD AND SON THEME - Quincy Jones (1973)


Program 41: "Pre-Madonna And Then Some" (aired February 28 - March 7, 1999)

excerpt from NO MORE MADONNA - The Slightly Twisted Disappointer Sisters (1985)
BORN TO BE ALIVE - Patrick Hernandez (1979)
RIGHT ON TRACK - The Breakfast Club (1987) [her former band]
AIN'T NO BIG DEAL - Madonna (1981) [before she signed to Sire Records]
CRAZY FOR YOU - Jon Lind (1983) [2 years before Madonna recorded it]


Program 40: "Death Knells of Four Bands" (aired February 21-28, 1999)

NOTORIOUS - Loverboy (1987)
BODY LANGUAGE - Queen (1982)
HEAVEN IN MY HANDS - Level 42 (1988)
PAMELA - Toto (1988)


Program 39: "Rupert Holmes's Birthday, Escape!" (aired February 14-21, 1999)

ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) - Rupert Holmes (1979)
TIMOTHY - The Buoys (1971)
HIM - Rupert Holmes (1980)


Program 38: "Peter Gabriel's Birthday, I Think" (aired February 7-14, 1999)

excerpt from MUNDZUMUNDBEATMUNG [Kiss Of Life in German] - Peter Gabriel (1982)
SUN CITY - Artists United Against Apartheid (1985)
SCHOCK DEN AFFEN [Shock The Monkey in German] - Peter Gabriel (1982)
GAMES WITHOUT FRONTIERS [in German] - Peter Gabriel (1980)
excerpt from BIG TIME - Peter Gabriel (1986)


Program 37: "Mariah Carey Must Die" (aired January 31 - February 7, 1999)

excerpt from EMOTIONS - Mariah Carey (1991)
BEST OF MY LOVE - Emotions (1977)
excerpt from FANTASY - Mariah Carey (1995)
GENIUS OF LOVE - Tom Tom Club (1982)
excerpt from HONEY - Mariah Carey (1997)
excerpt from HEY DJ - A Lighter Shade Of Brown (1994)
HEY DJ - World's Famous Supreme Team (1984)


Program 36: "KC and the Sunshine Band's Birthday" (aired January 24-31, 1999)

excerpt from CONNECTED - Stereo MC's (1993)
ROCK YOUR BABY - George McCrae (1974)
GET DOWN TONIGHT - KC and the Sunshine Band (1975)
DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR - Jimmy 'Bo' Horne (1978)
GIVE IT UP - KC (1984)


Program 35: "White Castles In The Air" (aired January 17-24, 1999)

WHITE CASTLE BLUES - The Smithereens (1986)
HIP TO BE SQUARE - Huey Lewis and the News (1986)
GREASE - Frankie Valli (1978)
excerpt from NOTHING FROM NOTHING - Billy Preston (1974)


Program 34: "Paul Young's Birthday" (aired January 10-17, 1999)

EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1980) [original version of Paul Young hit]
TOAST - Streetband featuring Paul Young (1978)
COME BACK AND STAY - Paul Young (1984)
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER - Paul Young (1991) [remake of the Crowded House hit]


Program 33: "Gary Portnoy's Birthday" (aired January 3-10, 1999)

WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME (THEME FROM 'CHEERS') - Gary Portnoy (1983)
WKRP IN CINCINNATI - Steve Carlisle [produced by Buckner and Garcia of 'Pac Man Fever' fame] (1981)
THEME FROM THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO (BELIEVE IT OR NOT) - Joey Scarbury (1981)
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN - Joey Scarbury [at the age of 14!] (1969)