The 2003 playlists

Since October, 2002, Crap From The Past has aired on Friday nights from 10:30 - midnight on KFAI, 90.3 FM Minneapolis, 106.7 FM St. Paul.  It's also rebroadcast on Saturday nights on GoldRush Radio, 91.1 FM and 1440 AM, in Lawrence, Otago, New Zealand.

Crap From The Past - December 26, 2003: 2003: The Year In Review

BRIGHT FUTURE IN SALES - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
GOT YOUR NAME ON IT - Feel (Jan 2003)
SOLSBURY HILL - Erasure (Feb 2003)
TAKE IT OFF - The Donnas (Jan 2003)
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL - DJ Russ Harris vs. Pink Floyd (Jun 2003)
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. - American Idol Finalists (Apr 2003)
MR. BARTENDER (IT'S SO EASY) - Sugar Ray (May 2003)
SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY - The Jayhawks (Jun 2003)
MOVE YOUR FEET - Junior Senior (Jun 2003)
BRICK HOUSE 2003 - Rob Zombie featuring Lionel Richie and Trina (Apr 2003)
WAITING FOR YOU - Seal (Jul 2003)
ANY OTHER GIRL - Nu (Aug 2003)
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE - Rockabilly and DJ Holland (Jul 2003)
HEY YA! - Outkast (Aug 2003)
BRING ME TO LIFE - John Tesh featuring Wendy Wagner (Sep 2003)
ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE - Elton John (Sep 2003)
I KEED - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (Nov 2003)
IT'S MY LIFE - No Doubt (Oct 2003)
HURT - Johnny Cash (Feb 2003)
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 2003 - Bon Jovi (Nov 2003)
NO BETTER PLACE - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
STACY'S MOM - Fountains of Wayne (Aug 2003)


Crap From The Past - December 19, 2003: Holy moly!  What a show!

SANTA CLAUS WAS MY LOVER - Culturcide
HAVA NAGILAH - Percy Faith (1975)
KICK - INXS (1987)
CHICKEN OF THE COUNTY - Rod Hart (1980)
CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS - Run-D.M.C. (1987)
SKIN TRADE (Live) - Duran Duran (1987)
IF I WERE ONLY A DENTAL HYGIENIST - Claudia Nygaard (1980)
NICE GIRLS - Eye To Eye (1982)
DANCING IN THE CITY - Marshall Hain (1978)
Excellent test of EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM
TELL ME SOMETHING - Indecent Obsession (1990)
SHADDUP YOU FACE - Joe Dolce (1980)
KRAPCO'S MR. CARDBOARD TUBE - American Comedy Network (1984)
LISTEN TO THE HEARTBEAT - D.L. Byron (1980)
PETER THE METER READER - Meri Wilson (1981)
PARALYZED - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968)
VICTORY LINE - Limited Warranty (1986)
KRAPCO'S HOME PSYCHIATRIST - American Comedy Network (1984)
RUNNING IN THE FAMILY - Level 42 (1987)
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS - Guy Marks (1968)
HAD A DREAM (SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY) - Roger Hodgson (1984)
HOW THE WEST WAS REALLY WON - Guy Marks (1968)
GET YOUR BODY READY - Machine (1979)


Crap From The Past - December 12, 2003: Brothers and Sisters

STOMP (12") - Brothers Johnson (1980)
SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL - Soul Brothers Six (1967)
MONEY'S TOO TIGHT (TO MENTION) - Valentine Brothers (1982)
THIS CORROSION - Sisters of Mercy (1987)
(CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR) LOVE AND AFFECTION - Nelson (1990)
I'LL MEET YOU HALFWAY - Partridge Family (1971)
GHOST DANCER - Addrisi Brothers (1979)
THE WAITING GAME - Swing Out Sister (1989)
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT - Twisted Sister (1984)
ME AND BABY BROTHER - War (1973)
I DON'T CARE - Shakespeare's Sister (1992)
OH CAROLINA - Shaggy (1993)
OH CAROLINA - Shabby G. (1993)
OH CAROLINA - Folkes Brothers (1960)
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME TONIGHT - Triplets (1991)
NOTHING IN COMMON - Thompson Twins (1986)
LOST IN MUSIC - Sister Sledge (1979)
UNION MAN - Cate Brothers (1976)
DON'T TELL MY HEART - Marcy Brothers (1991)
STARS ON 45 PRESENTS STAR SISTERS (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
THE WAY TO YOUR HEART - Soulsister (1988)
FIGHT THE POWER - Isley Brothers (1975)


Crap From The Past - December 5, 2003: Christmas

RHINESTONE COWBOY - Larry Weiss (1974)
SOUTHERN NIGHTS - Allen Toussaint (1975)
A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE - Axiom (1970)
SOUL STOMP - William Janiak (1980)
MERRY CHRISTMAS - Wesley Willis
THIS CHRISTMAS - The Kings (1982)
DEAR MR. JESUS - Powersource featuring Sharon (1987)
CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO - Weird Al Yankovic (1986)
NEW KIDS GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER - Z100, Portland (1990)
FREDDIE'S DEAD - King's Road (1973)
SAVIN' MYSELF - Eria Fachin (1988)
CANDY KISS - Rockids (1979)
MADMAN - Cuddly Toys (1980) [written but never recorded by David Bowie!]
BODY TALK - Wallets (1988)
RISE - Herb Alpert (1979)
WINTER VALLEY SONG - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 2003 - Bon Jovi (Nov 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY - Ray Conniff (1975)
I SAW HIM STANDING THERE (12") - Tiffany (1987)


Crap From The Past - November 28, 2003

SLIPPERY WHEN WET - Commodores (1975)
SUNSHINE DISCO - L.A. Connection (1978)
THE SECOND TIME AROUND - Shalamar (1980)
FANTASTIC VOYAGE - Lakeside (1981)
CONOCIENDOME, CONOCIENDOTE - Abba (1977/1982)
I'M A BOINGER - Billy and the Boingers (1987)
BODY LANGUAGE - Queen (1982)
LOVE MISSILE F1-11 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik (1986)
BRING THE NOISE - Public Enemy (1987)
HIGH ON EMOTION - Chris DeBurgh (1984)
THAT WAS THEN THIS NOW - Monkees (1986)
WHAT I WANT - New Monkees (1987)
CHASE - Giorgio Moroder (1979)
BLUE CHRISTMAS - Seymore Swine and the Squeelers (1985)
I GOTTA KEEP DANCIN' - Carrie Lucas (1977)
92 KTU Flexi-Disc (1985) (92.3 WKTU-FM, New York City)
MY EVER CHANGING MOODS - Style Council (1984)
HIGH SCHOOL DANCE - Sylvers (1977)
THE MAN WITH THE HORN - Phil Collins (1985)


Crap From The Past - November 21, 2003: with Superlistener Tom

YOU LOOK MARVELOUS - Billy Crystal (1984)
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN - Was (Not Was) (1989)
PRIME TIME - Alan Parsons Project (1984)
MY CITY WAS GONE - The Pretenders (1983)
THE TOP - Kim Fowley (1978)
STATE OF SHOCK - The Jacksons (1984)
Bit with Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger - Z100, New York (1984)
BIG BOY - Jackson Five (1967)
HONEYMOONERS RAP - Joe Piscopo (1985)
DO IT BABY - Miracles (1974)
PLAY THE GAME - Queen (1980)
SHE'S GOT LOVE - Thomas and Richard Frost (1969)
WHO'S JOHNNY - El Debarge (1986)
I FEEL LOVE - Blue Man Group featuring Venus Ham (Oct 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I FEEL LOVE - Donna Summer (1976)
IZ U - Nelly (Oct 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE - Jay-Kidd (Oct 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE - The Jacksons (1978)
ACTION ACTION - Kim Basinger and Prince (1988?)
KISS YOU ALL OVER - Tiffany (1993)
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART (12") - Yes (1983)


Crap From The Past - November 14, 2003: American Top 40's 33-1/3rd Birthday

END OF OUR ROAD - Marvin Gaye (1970)
SILVER BIRD - Mark Lindsay (1970)
AUTOBAHN - Kraftwerk (1975)
SHAKE YOUR BODY (DOWN TO THE GROUND) - The Jacksons (1978)
UPSIDE DOWN - Diana Ross (1980)
HEART ATTACK - Olivia Newton-John (1982)
VALLEY GIRL - Frank and Moon Zappa (1982)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - The Arrows (1975)
HARDEN MY HEART - Seafood Mama (1981)
HEY SCHOOLGIRL - Tom and Jerry (1958)
FANTASY - Aldo Nova (1982)
various AT40 parodies
first talk break from Shadoe Stevens on AT40 (1988)
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY - Bobby McFerrin (1988)
WILD THING - Tone Loc (1989)
PASS THE DUTCHIE - Musical Youth (1982)
STACY'S MOM - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
A Little Dog Named Snuggles (1985)


Crap From The Past - November 7, 2003

I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW (12") - Tiffany (1987)
FEEL FOR YOU - Davy D (1987)
CALL IT POISON - The Escape Club (1991)
YOU'VE GOT THE LOVE - Rufus (1974)
INSIDE OUT - Phil Collins (1985)
UNDERGROUND - Ben Folds Five (1995)
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU...DON'T YOU - Howard Jones (1986)
JE N'AI RIEN APPRIS [Both Sides Now in French] - Nana Mouskouri (1969)
BOTH SIDES NOW - Jason Falkner (1997)
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE - Talking Heads (1983)
MOVE OUT - Nancy Martinez (1986)
TORN - Ednaswap (1995)
GOT TO HAVE LOVING - Don Ray (1978)
CASABLANCA MEDLEY - Munich Machine **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - October 31, 2003: Halloween, with Count Crapula

SUPERSTITION - Stevie Wonder (1972)
THE MONSTER CONVOY - The Hillbilly Varmints
EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN - Ministry (1984)
MIDNIGHT MOVIES - Frankenstein and the All-Star Monster Band (1984)
MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTERSPACE - Levi Stubbs (1986)
ZOMBIE COMPROMISE - Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet (1990)
A NIGHTMARE ON MY STREET - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (1989)
Magnificent Vincent Price vocals (1982)
THRILLER - Michael Jackson (1982)
THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON - Dave Edmunds (1979)
MANIAC - Michael Sembello (1983)
SO AFRAID OF THE RUSSIANS - Made For TV (1983)
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN - Edgar Winter (1984)
PSYCHO KILLER (Acoustic) - Talking Heads (1977)
HORROR MOVIE - Skyhooks (1974)
ROOM FULL OF MIRRORS - Pretenders (1986)
DEAD MAN'S PARTY - Oingo Boingo (1986)


Crap From The Past - October 24, 2003: 11 songs that all sound the same

EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1988)
SILVER LADY - David Soul (1977)
THE HEAT IS ON (12") - Glenn Frey (1985)
FREE RIDE - Tavares (1975)
IT'S ECSTASY WHEN YOU LAY DOWN NEXT TO ME - Barry White (1977)
DON'T PUSH IT DON'T FORCE IT - Leon Haywood (1980)
FAR BEYOND - Locksmith (1980)
ABRACADABRA - Steve Miller Band (1982)
SADDLE UP - David Christie (1982)
RELAX - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1985)
MAGIC - The Cars (1984)
HIGH ENERGY - Evelyn Thomas (1984)
LADIES NIGHT - Kool and the Gang (1979)
BREAKAWAY - Big Pig (1988)
ROCK DJ - Robbie Williams (2000)
CHAMELEON - Herbie Hancock (1974)
DEEP INSIDE MY HEART - Randy Meisner (1980)
DANCE HALL DAYS - Huang Chung (1982)
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN THE WORLD - Tears For Fears (1986)


Crap From The Past - October 17, 2003: Pledge drive

YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1985)
STAND AND DELIVER - Adam and the Ants (1981)
ONE SIMPLE THING - Stabilizers (1987)
TONGUE TWISTERS - The Looking Glass
MOSCOW - Genghis Khan
LAST NIGHT I WAS CRYIN' - Louis
YOU NEED LOVE LIKE I DO (DON'T YOU) - Gladys Knight and the Pips (1970)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Caramba (1981)
BRIGHT FUTURE IN SALES - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
BATTLE OF WHO COULD CARE LESS - Ben Folds Five (1997)
PANTS N NAT - WDVE, Pittsburgh
AH LEAH (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)


Crap From The Past - October 10, 2003

OPERATOR - Midnight Star (1984)
HANGING ON A HEART ATTACK - Device (1986)
ROCK MUSIC - Jefferson Starship (1979)
PSYCHO CHICKEN - The Fools (1980)
TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP (12") - The Romantics (1983)
OUT OF MY MIND (INTO MY HEAD) - The Romantics (2003)
WORLD SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Julian Cope (1987)
REWARD - The Teardrop Explodes (1981)
JULIAN COPE IS DEAD - Bill Drummond (1986)
LIMELIGHT - Rush (1981)
RUSH - Big Audio Dynamite II (1991)
LOCO DEL CALOR - David Lee Roth (1986)
RHAPSODY IN BLUE - Deodato (1973)
BEHIND BLUE EYES - limpbizkit (Oct 2003)
IT'S MY LIFE - No Doubt (Oct 2003)
MAMA CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE - Elton John (1979)
ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE - Elton John (1977 / Oct 2003)
BRING ME TO LIFE - Evanescence (Jan 2003)
BRING ME TO LIFE - John Tesh (Sep 2003)
EPIC - Faith No More (1990)


Crap From The Past - October 3, 2003

LIGHT HEARTED (12") - Jenny Morris (1987)
FULL METAL JACKET/I WANNA BE YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR - Abigail Mead/Nigel Goulding (1987)
TIMOTHY - Buoys (1971)
INSTANT REPLAY - Mirror Image (1979)
I WAS MADE FOR DANCIN' - Mirror Image (1979)
ONE FOOT BACK IN YOUR DOOR - Roman Holliday (1985)
I'M NUTRIBIRD (1976?)
UNDERCOVER OF THE NIGHT - Rolling Stones (1983)
POR AMOR VIVIREMOS - Captain y Tennille (1975)
HAPPY TO SEE YOU - Paul Carrack (released August 2003)
IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE - The Outfield (August 2003)
COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER - Meat Loaf (September 2003)
SOMETHING THAT YOU SAID - The Bangles (August 2003)
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU - Lillix (August 2003)
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING - Nickelback featuring Kid Rock (August 2003)
ANY OTHER GIRL - Nu (August 2003)
PLAYING TO WIN - LRB (1985)
THE NIGHT OWLS - Little River Band (1981)
BEAT BOX - Art of Noise (1983)
RICK SPRINGFIELD FAN CLUB 45 (1982)
OLD SCHOOL MEGAMIX - Run-DMC **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - September 26, 2003: Robert Palmer (1949-2003)

SNEAKIN' SALLY THROUGH THE ALLEY - Robert Palmer (1974)
LOOKING FOR CLUES - Robert Palmer (1980)
EARLY IN THE MORNING - Robert Palmer (1988)
EARLY IN THE MORNING - The Gap Band (1982)
BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU - Robert Palmer (1979)
BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU - Moon Martin (1978)
BANG A GONG (GET IT ON) - Powerstation (1985)
TAKE MY HEART - Kool and the Gang (1981)
TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING - Jermaine Jackson and Michael Jackson (1984)
HYPERACTIVE - Robert Palmer (1985)
CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS - Robert Palmer (1980)
CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS - Todd Rundgren (1978)
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON - Robert Palmer (1986)
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON - Cherelle (1984)
TRICK BAG - The Meters (1976)
GIVE ME AN INCH GIRL - Robert Palmer (1975)
SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK - Robert Palmer (1982)
JOHNNY AND MARY - Robert Palmer (1980)
MERCY MERCY ME (THE ECOLOGY) - Marvin Gaye (1971)
I apologize for not being able to hunt down that late '80s Caramello ad...


Crap From The Past - September 19, 2003: Actually is 2nd half of Sep 2 morning show

SHY BOY (DON'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD) - Bananarama (1983)
A BETTER LOVE - Londonbeat (1991)
ES REICHT GRADE NOCH ZUM UBERLEDEN (Living For The City in German) - Udo Lindenberg (1979)
DANCE WITH ME - Peter Brown (1978)
YOU KEEP RUNNIN' AWAY - .38 Special (1982)
SIGN 'O' THE TIMES - Prince (1987)
BANG THE DRUM ALL DAY - Todd Rundgren (1983)
TEQUILA - Hot Butter (1973)
THEME FROM MAGNUM P.I. - Mike Post (1982)
DOMINOES - Robbie Nevil (1987)
THE EDGE OF HEAVEN - Wham! (1986)
TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD - Rufus (1974)
BE GOOD JOHNNY - Men At Work (1982)
WHENEVER YOU'RE ON MY MIND - Marshall Crenshaw (1983)
TELL ME TOMORROW - Smokey Robinson (1982)
DISCO LUCY (I LOVE LUCY THEME) - Winston Place Street Band (1977)
THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD - Lulu and David Bowie (1974)
SHATTERED GLASS - Laura Branigan (1987)
THE RIGHT THING (12") - Simply Red (1987)
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS - MC Hammer (1990)
TEMPTATION EYES - Steel Breeze (1985?)
LAND OF CONFUSION (12") - Genesis (1987)


Crap From The Past - September 12, 2003: Glam!

SWEET TRANSVESTITE - Frank N Furter (1975)
ROCK AND ROLL (PART ONE) - Gary Glitter (1972)
ROCK AND ROLL (PART TWO) - DNA (1983)
DOCTORIN' THE TARDIS - The Timelords (1988)
CHRISTINE SIXTEEN - Kiss (1977)
IT'S IT'S THE SWEET MIX - Sweet (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog (1996)
MICK RONSON FLEXI-DISC (1974)
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE - Slade (1973)
BANG A GONG - Witch Queen (1979)
REBEL REBEL - Shaun Cassidy (1980)
ROCK HARD - Suzi Quatro (1980)
I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (1988)
DON'T GET 2 CLOSE (2 MY FANTASY) - Ween (1992)
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? (f. ROCK AND ROLL - Gary Glitter)
TAKE ME I'M YOURS - Jobriath (1973)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1999)
I WANNA ROCK - Twisted Sister (1984)


Crap From The Past - September 5, 2003: Actually is 1st half of Sep 2 morning show

SHE HAS TO BE LOVED - Jenny Morris (1989)
YES WE CAN - Lee Dorsey (1970)
I WANNA BE RICH - Calloway (1990)
YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT - Captain and Tennille (1978)
ELECTRIC AVENUE - Eddy Grant (1983)
MERRY CHRISTMAS - Wesley Willis
RIDE YOUR PONY - Fleshtones (1982)
LADY MARMALADE - The Eleventh Hour (1974)
WIDOW'S WALK - Suzanne Vega (2001)
TAKE IT EASY - Andy Taylor (1986)
BOOGIE WONDERLAND - Earth Wind and Fire and The Emotions (1979)
SCHOCK DEN AFFEN - Peter Gabriel (1983)
DOUBLE BARREL - Dave and Ansell Collins (1971)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
BE WITH YOU - Bangles (1989)
DREAMING - Cliff Richard (1980)
SUPERFLY - Curtis Mayfield (1972)
BABY DON'T FORGET MY NUMBER - Milli Vanilli (1989)
THE SIZE OF A COW - Wonder Stuff (1991)
THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE - The Clams (1974)


Crap From The Past - August 29, 2003: The Mega-Big CFTP Lend-Away Winner

TELSTAR - Hot Butter (1973)
RUBBERBAND GIRL - Kate Bush (1993)
ANGEL SAY NO - Tommy Tutone (1980)
CALIENTE - Bayside Boys (1996)
ROCK IT - Lipps Inc. (1980)
THE LOVE PARADE - Dream Academy (1986)
HERE COMES THE NIGHT - Nick Gilder (1978)
PUSS N BOOTS/THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN' - Kon Kan (1989)
TRANS EUROPE EXPRESS - Kraftwerk (1978)
HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE - Georgia Satellites (1988)
WIND HIM UP - Saga (1983)
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - Young MC (1989)
MOONLIGHT AND MUZAK - M (1980)
WAY OUT - JJ Fad (1988)
FIELDS OF FIRE - Big Country (1984)
WHY YOU TREAT ME SO BAD - Club Nouveau (1987)
IF YOU GO AWAY - Terry Jacks (1974)


Crap From The Past - August 22, 2003: Whole lotta requests

THE DIARY OF HORACE WIMP - Electric Light Orchestra (1979)
LIGHTS OUT [12"] - Peter Wolf (1984)
ELECTRICITY, ELECTRICITY - Science Rock, sung by Zachary Sanders
AUTOMATIC MAN - Michael Sembello (1983)
I.O.U. - Freeez (1983)
LAKE SHORE DRIVE - [Mitch] Aliotta, [Skip] Haynes and [John] Jeremiah (1972?)
FLETCH THEME - Harold Faltermeyer (1985)
FLETCH, GET OUTTA TOWN - Dan Hartman (1985)
EVERLASTING LOVE - Howard Jones (1989)
THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE - .38 Special (1991)
I LOVE YOU GOODBYE - Thomas Dolby (1993)
MISSION OF MERCY - The Motels (1982)
I WANNA BE A LIFEGUARD - Blotto (1980)
I SEND A MESSAGE - INXS (1984)
I'M A BELIEVER - Nina Hagen (1997)
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMM - C and C Music Factory (1991)
CALYPSO BREAKDOWN - Ralph MacDonald (1977)
STARS ON 45 PROUDLY PRESENTS THE STAR SISTERS (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
THAT OLD DRY LUTEFISK - Luther Bjerke (The Wild Norwegian)


Crap From The Past - August 15, 2003: You need to project your voice

DANCING IN THE DARK [12"] - Bruce Springsteen (1984)
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT - Naked Eyes (1983)
IN THE DARK - Billy Squier (1981)
THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA - Vicki Lawrence (1973)
DON'T TREAT ME BAD - Firehouse (1991)
NUMBER ONE - Chaz Jankel (1985)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980)
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
FOR YOU - The Outfield (1991)
STRANGE BUT TRUE - Times Two (1988)
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE - Curly's Hat Band (1981)
LIVE AT THE MARQUEE - The Vapors (1981)
THE ELVIS MEDLEY - Elvis Presley (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
THE RAPPER (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)


Crap From The Past - August 8, 2003: Including the best and worst songs of 2003

SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT (unreleased demo) - D.L. Byron (1981)
STAR - Stealers Wheel (1974)
DAY TRIPPER - Yellow Magic Orchestra (1981)
WHATZUPWITU - Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy (1994)
BORN TO BE ALIVE - Patrick Hernandez (1979)
ROOM TO MOVE - Animotion (1989)
CHEQUERED LOVE - Kim Wilde (1981)
NEW YEAR'S DUB - Musique vs. U2 (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WALKING IN MEMPHIS - Lonestar (July 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
STAND BY ME - Serah featuring Billy Preston (July 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I'M IN HEAVEN - Jason Nivens presents Holly (July 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
RIGHT HERE/HUMAN NATURE - SWV (1993) **Old stuff rippin' off older stuff**
SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL (Fatboy Slim Remix) - Rolling Stones (Aug 2003)
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH - Becky Baeling (July 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE - Rockabilly and DJ Holland (July 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WAITING FOR YOU - Seal (July 2003)
BRIGHT FUTURE IN SALES - Fountains of Wayne (2003)
1983 TOP TUNE MEDLEY - Disconet (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
TURN TO ME - Maxine Nightingale featuring Jimmy Ruffin (1982)


Crap From The Past - August 1, 2003: D.L. Byron interview


Crap From The Past - July 25, 2003: Lotsa D.L. Byron music

CUBA - Gibson Brothers (1979)
FREAK-A-ZOID - Midnight Star (1983)
DOWN IN THE BOONDOCKS - D.L. Byron (1980)
SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT - Pat Benatar (1982)
INTO THE NIGHT - Benny Mardones (1980)
DREAM ON DREAMER - Brand New Heavies (1994)
SLOWLY BUT SURELY - Jimmy Dale (1972)
SEXY GIRL - Lillo Thomas (1987)
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY MAN - D.L. Byron (1980)
SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT - Randy Vanwarmer (1983)
FULL TILT BOOGIE - Uncle Louie (1979)
MARY'S PRAYER - Danny Wilson (1987)
PLEASE DON'T GO [in Spanish] - KC and the Sunshine Band (1980)
PICK UP THE PACE 1990 - Young MC (1990)
THIS WARM NIGHT - Giraffe (1987)
ONE GOOD WOMAN - Peter Cetera (1988)
THE BALLAD OF JENNY LEDGE - Toy Matinee (1991)


Crap From The Past - July 18, 2003: Ron is pooped from The Conclave

THIS BEAT GOES ON / SWITCHIN' TO GLIDE - The Kings (1980)
DREAM WORLD - Midnight Oil (1988)
A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE - Sailor (1975)
VIRTUAL INSANITY - Jamiroquai (1997)
AMOK - Ledernacken (1985)
LAST TRAIN TO LONDON - Electric Light Orchestra (1980)
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' US NOW - Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson (1996)
HEY E.T. - Dickie Goodman (1982)
WHO NEEDS MONEY? - Cash and Carry (1974)
THE BLUE DANUBE HUSTLE - Rice and Beans Orchestra
TOO BAD - Ellison Chase (1975)
TAKE A LITTLE RHYTHM - Ali Thomson (1980)
IT'S ALRIGHT BABY - Komeda (1998)
PEOPLE GOTTA MOVE - Gino Vannelli (1974)
BLACK CARS - Gino Vannelli (1985)
WEAR IT OUT - Stargard (1979)
TIL MY BABY COMES HOME - Luther Vandross (1985)
YELLOW RIVER - Jigsaw
REBELS ARE WE - Chic (1980)
THE BRYAN ADAMIX - Bryan Adams (1986) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - July 11, 2003: Barry White + CFTP 101

CUDDLY TOY (FEEL FOR ME) - Roachford (1989)
DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR - Jimmy 'Bo' Horne (1978)
LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER - Neil Sedaka (1974)
YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT - Captain and Tennille (1978)
BUDDY X - Neneh Cherry (1993)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
HARLEM SHUFFLE - Bob and Earl (1963)
ALL AROUND THE WORLD - Lisa Stansfield (1990)
JUST A LITTLE MORE BABY (instrumental) - Barry White (1974)
A SIMPLE LOVE AFFAIR - Bill Cosby (1977)
LOUIE LOUIE - Barry White (1981)
NOTORIOUS - Loverboy (1987)
DADDY HAD TO GO - Derek and Cyndi (1975)
AH LEAH (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)
PANTS N NAT - WDVE, Pittsburgh
I COULDN'T SAY NO - Robert Ellis Orral and Carlene Carter (1983)
GLORIA - Umberto Tozzi (1979)
INTROSPECTION - Osymyso (2001) **God-awful medley of the week**
WALKING ON SUNSHINE - Katrina and the Waves (1983 version)
COPACABANA (in Spanish) - Barry Manilow (1978)


Crap From The Past - July 4, 2003: Lots of new stuff rippin' off old stuff

BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU - Moon Martin (1978)
I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON - Cherrelle (1984)
FIRECRACKER - Mass Production (1979)
FOURTH OF JULY - Aimee Mann (1993)
MISLED - Kool and the Gang (1985)
LISTEN TO THE HEARTBEAT - D.L. Byron (1980)
I'M JUST A BILL - Schoolhouse Rock
THE AMENDMENT SONG - The Simpsons (1997)
BRICK HOUSE 2003 - Rob Zombie f/ Lionel Richie and Trina (Apr 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
UNCHAINED MELODY - Justin Guarini (Jun 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
KISSING A FOOL - Michael Buble (June 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THE BOYS OF SUMMER - The Ataris (June 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THE TIDE IS HIGH (GET THE FEELING) - Atomic Kitten (May 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THE TIDE IS HIGH - The Paragons (1968)
CRAZY IN LOVE - Beyonce f/ Jay-Z (May 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SUNRISE - Simply Red (Jun 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SAY NO GO - De La Soul (1989) **Old stuff rippin' off older stuff**
I CAN'T GO FOR THAT - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1981)
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL - DJ Russ Harris vs. Pink Floyd (Jun 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL - Pink Floyd (1980)
MR. BARTENDER (IT'S SO EASY) - Sugar Ray (May 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LOVE IS LIKE OXYGEN - Sweet (1978)
NO PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR - Midnight Star (1984)
IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM - Sugar Ray (Jun 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM - Joe Jackson (1979)
EUGENE - Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band (1980)
YOU SAVED MY SOUL - Burton Cummings (1981)


Crap From The Past - June 27, 2003: Ron likes Fountains of Wayne

JUST ANOTHER DAY - Oingo Boingo (1986)
TAKE OFF - Bob and Doug McKenzie (1982)
WILD HORSES - Gino Vannelli (1987)
AIN'T NO STOPPIN' US NOW - McFadden and Whitehead (1979)
CRAZY FOR YOU - David Hasselhoff (1990)
HEY D.J. - World's Famous Supreme Team (1984)
FIELDS OF FIRE - Big Country (1984)
BIG FUN - Inner City (1988)
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE - Diana Ross (1981)
I'M A MILWAUKEEAN - Guy Herman and the Bubbler Boys (1984)
WIDE EYED AND LEGLESS - Andy Fairweather Low (1975)
SLEEPING SATELLITE - Tasmin Archer (1993)
STOOL PIGEON - Kid Creole and the Coconuts (1982)
OH - Roo'ra (?)
KOKOMO [in Spanish] - The Beach Boys (1988)
RADIATION VIBE - Fountains Of Wayne (1996)
THAT THING YOU DO - The Wonders (1996)
STACY'S MOM - Fountains Of Wayne (2003)
A LOVE BIZARRE - Sheila E (1986)
DON'T LET GO - Isaac Hayes (1979)
MEGAMIX - Duran Duran **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - June 20, 2003: Goodbye, WLOL. Again.

MY HOOPTIE - Sir Mix-A-Lot (1989)
HOT ROD HEARTS - Robbie Dupree (1980)
CARS WITH THE BOOM - L'Trimm (1988)
THE KEY TO HER FERRARI - Thomas Dolby (1988)
YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED IN A JAPANESE CAR? [any info would be appreciated]
aircheck of end of WLOL (2003)
aircheck of beginning of smooth jazz format (2003)
aircheck of end of old WLOL (1991)
FUNK BOUTIQUE - WLOL staff (1991)
The Unbelievable WLOL Montage (1981-1991)
The Rappin' Bible - Z100, New York (1988?)


Crap From The Past - June 13, 2003: Chevy Chase is not funny

KEEP ON DANCING - Gary's Gang (1978)
FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT - Whodini (1984)
WE WILL ROCK YOU - Irwin The Dynamic Duck (1977)
HOLIDAY ROAD - Lindsey Buckingham (1983)
AMERICAN LIFE IN THE SUMMERTIME - Francis Dunnery (1994)
FLETCH THEME - Harold Faltermeyer (1985)
DALLAS - Steely Dan (1972)
JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH - Depeche Mode (1981)
MAN ON A MISSION - Daryl Hall and John Oates (May 2003)
BRINGING ON THE HEARTBREAK - Mariah Carey (May 2003)
ALL IN THE WAY - Earth Wind and Fire (May 2003)
HOLE IN THE WORLD - Eagles (May 2003)
PAVEMENT CRACKS - Annie Lennox (May 2003)
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE - Michael McDonald (May 2003)
SILVER MACHINE - Hawkwind (1972)
CHAMELEON [7"] - Herbie Hancock (1974)
WE BUILT THIS CITY [painful re-recording] - Starship, or maybe just Mickey Thomas (2003)
FUNKIN' FOR JAMAICA - Tom Browne (1980)
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT - Pattie Brooks (1977)
HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE - Melissa Lefton (2002)
POISON ARROW [12"] - ABC (1982)


Crap From The Past - June 6, 2003: Prince's Birthday

ALPHABET STREET - Prince (1988)
SOFT AND WET - Prince (1978)
HOUSEQUAKE - Prince (1987)
THE BELLE OF ST. MARK - Sheila E (1984)
GET IT UP - The Time (1981)
KISS - The Art Of Noise and Tom Jones (1988)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE - Rebecca DeMornay (1985)
PRAY - M.C. Hammer (1990)
MOUNTAINS - Prince and the Revolution (1986)
WATERFALL - Wendy and Lisa (1987)
SHOW ME - Kim Basinger (1989?)
ROUND AND ROUND - Tevin Campbell (1991)
GOLD - The artist then known as the artist formerly known as Prince (1995)
PURPLE PANTS - Ponce (1985)
NASTY GIRL - Vanity Six (1982)
SUGAR WALLS - Sheena Easton (1985)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Prince (1980)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Pointer Sisters (1982)
I FEEL FOR YOU - Chaka Khan (1984)
LOVE THY WILL BE DONE - Martika (1991)
PURPLE MEDLEY - Prince (1995) **God-awful medley of the week**
I WOULD DIE 4 U/BABY I'M A STAR - Prince and the Revolution (1984)


Crap From The Past - May 30, 2003

GENIUS OF LOVE - Tom Tom Club (1981)
YOUR DADDY DON'T KNOW - Toronto (1982)
LIVING THE BOOK OF MY LIFE - Philip Michael-Thomas (1985)
WIDOW'S WALK - Suzanne Vega (2001)
JEANNIE'S DINER - Marilyn E. Whitelaw and Mark Davis (1991)
EWOK CELEBRATION - Meco (1983)
PLAYERS' BALL - Mazarati (1986)
LAPTI NEK - Meco (1983)
FOUR HUNDRED DRAGONS - Thieves (1979)
REIGN - Ja Rule (Apr 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
AFRICA - Toto (1983)
TURN TO YOU - Go-Go's (1984)
DON'T CRY - Asia (1983)
LEFT IN THE DARK - Barbra Streisand (1984)
DANGER - Motels (1980)
JOHNNY HAVE YOU SEEN HER - Rembrandts (1992)
NEW HEARTS - Naked Eyes (1984)
MEGACHIC (Chic Medley) - Chic (1990) **God-awful medley of the week**
THEME FROM THE INCREDIBLE HULK - Billy Sherrill (1978)
MRS. ROBINSON - Frank Sinatra (1969)


Crap From The Past - May 23, 2003: Neil Finn's Birthday

Show dedicated to Ron's cat, Pukehead - born 1993, adopted Feb 4, 1996, died May 22, 2003 - 1 | 2 | 3

SHANNON - Henry Gross (1976)
YEAR OF THE CAT - Al Stewart (1977)
YEAR OF THE CAT - Arctic Enterprises promo 45, Thief River Falls, Minnesota (1970)
LOVE CATS - The Cure (1984)
SEASONS IN THE SUN - Terry Jacks (1974)
LE MORIBOND - Jacques Brel (1961)
SEASONS IN THE SUN - The Kingston Trio (1963)
SEASONS IN THE SUN - Pearls Before Swine (1971)
LESTER - Neil Finn (recorded 1988, released 1999)
I GOT YOU (Live) - Neil Finn (1999)
interview bits from Australian Radio Release, Sounds Of Australia: Crowded House (1992)
WORLD WHERE YOU LIVE - Crowded House (1987)
SIX MONTHS IN A LEAKY BOAT - Tim and Neil Finn (1991)
ONE STEP AHEAD (Live) - Crowded House (1987)
WEATHER WITH YOU (Demo) - Crowded House (1989)
I WALK AWAY - Split Enz (1984)
MR. TAMBOURINE MAN - Byrdhouse (1989)
LOCKED OUT - Crowded House (1994)
THERE GOES GOD (Demo) - Crowded House (1989)
RECURRING DREAM - Crowded House (recorded 1986?)
MESSAGE TO MY GIRL (Live) - Crowded House (1992)
FOUR SEASONS IN ONE DAY - Crowded House (1991)


Crap From The Past - May 16, 2003: Europop

THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL - Prefab Sprout (1988)
DUEL - Propaganda (1985)
BIG APPLE - Kajagoogoo (1983)
ANOTHER LIFE - Kano (1983)
TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS - Giorgio Moroder and Phil Oakey (1984)
HAPPY HOUR - Housemartins (1986)
ENOLA GAY - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark (1980)
I SECOND THAT EMOTION - Japan (1982)
TEARS OF A CLOWN - The [English] Beat (1979)
FAVOURITE SHIRTS (BOY MEETS GIRL) - Haircut 100 (1981)
HYMN - Ultravox (1982)
WHY - Bronski Beat (1984)
THE GREAT COMMANDMENT - Camouflage (1989)
THE PASSENGER - Siouxsie and the Banshees (1987)
WEST END GIRLS - Pet Shop Boys (1984 version)
THE RIDDLE - Nik Kershaw (1984)
RAGE HARD - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1986)
BIG IN JAPAN - Alphaville (1984)
MONEY'S TOO TIGHT (TO MENTION) - Valentine Brothers (1982)
MONEY'S TOO TIGHT (TO MENTION) - Simply Red (1986)
NAME AND NUMBER - Curiosity Killed The Cat (1989)
1980-F - After The Fire (1980)


Crap From The Past - May 9, 2003

DON'T SHUT ME OUT - Kevin Paige (1989)
HIM - Rupert Holmes (1980)
THE ADVENTURES OF ALI AND HIS GANG VS. MR. TOOTH DECAY
IRRESISTIBLE - Stephanie (1986)
RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE - Eurythmics (1983)
ES TAN TIMIDO [He's So Shy in Spanish] - Pointer Sisters (1980)
SKIN TRADE - Duran Duran (1987)
IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE - Tavares (1975)
WORLD SERVICE - Anthony More (1981)
SERIOUS - Donna Allen (1987)
WHICH MAN ARE YOU - Tommy Tutone (1982)
SEARCHING - Change (1980)
NORTHERN INDUSTRIAL - Elixir (1981)
WOMAN WITH THE STRENGTH OF 10,000 MEN - Peter Himmelman (1991)
WRAP HER UP - Elton John (1985)
E.V.A. - Jean Jacques Perrey (1970)
MEDLEY: LOVE SONGS ARE BACK AGAIN - Band Of Gold (1984) **God-awful medley of the week**
LOVE IN MOTION - D.L. Byron (1980)
LISTEN TO THE HEARTBEAT - D.L. Byron (1980)
I GO TO RIO - Peter Allen (1976)
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY - Pablo Cruise (1978)


Crap From The Past - May 2, 2003: James Brown's Birthday

GET ON THE GOOD FOOT - James Brown (1972)
STAY IN SCHOOL PSA - James Brown
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG (Live) - James Brown (1965)
I'LL GO CRAZY - James Brown (1962)
I FOUND YOU - Yvonne Fair (1964)
I GOT YOU - James Brown (1964)
I FEEL GOOD (I GOT YOU) - James Brown (1965)
OUT OF SIGHT - James Brown (1964)
CELEBRITY HOT TUB - Eddie Murphy, from Saturday Night Live
FROGGY MIX (Pt. 1) - James Brown (1985) **God-awful medley of the week**
FIGHT AGAINST DRUG ABUSE PSA - James Brown
SKA MACHINE - No Sports
FAME - David Bowie (1975)
HOT (I NEED TO BE LOVED LOVED LOVED) - James Brown (1975)
A QUIET DINNER WITH MR. AND MRS. JAMES BROWN - Z100, New York
various cuts from the HELL album - James Brown (1974)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - James Brown (1974)
1970 TOUR SPOT - James Brown
THINK (ABOUT IT) - Lyn Collins (1972)
excerpts from HANGIN' TOUGH LIVE - New Kids On The Block (1989)
I FEEL BETTER THAN JAMES BROWN - Was (Not Was) (1990)
LIVING IN AMERICA - Dan Hartman (1986?)
LIVING WITH A HERNIA - Weird Al Yankovic (1986)
JAMES BROWN IS DEAD - L.A. Style (1991)
PAYBACK MIX - Coldcut featuring James Brown (1988) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - April 25, 2003: No comment

MANDOLAY - La Flavour (1979)
ATOMIC - Blondie (1980)
TONGUE TWISTERS - The Looking Glass (1969?)
BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL) - The Looking Glass (1972)
BROTHERS GONNA WORK IT OUT - Blake Baxter (1992)
THE YODEL THING - Dicco Fritz and his Sauerkrauts (1977)
FAMILY MAN - Mike Oldfield (1982)
UNDERNEATH THE RADAR - Underworld (1988)
YOU AND ME - Spargo (1981)
ONE STEP CLOSER TO YOU - Gavin Christopher (1986)
MEDLEY FROM CHESS - Hal Leonard presents Choral Spectrum '87 **God-awful medley of the week**
CALL IT POISON - The Escape Club (1991)
GO HOME - Stevie Wonder (1985)
GOT TO HAVE LOVING - Don Ray (1978)
CRY - Godley and Creme (1985)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Rise Robots Rise (1992)
STAND BY - Roman Holliday (1983)
GET THE FUNK OUT MA FACE - The Brothers Johnson (1976)
POR AMOR VIVIREMOS - El Capitan y Tennille (1976)


Crap From The Past - April 18, 2003: All records donated to KFAI, with Brad Savage

ON THE LOOSE - Saga (1982)
STAY THE NIGHT - Chicago (1984)
POINT OF NO RETURN - Nu Shooz (1986)
JOHNNY COME HOME - Fine Young Cannibals (1986)
THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME - The Headboys (1980)
BRAND NEW CADILLAC - Brian Setzer Orchestra (1994)
I DO' WANNA KNOW - REO Speedwagon (1984)
TONIGHT SHE COMES - The Cars (1985)
BEATLEMANIA - D.B.M. (1977) **God-awful medley of the week**
RUN - Eric Clapton (1986)
LOVERGIRL - Teena Marie (1984)
TIP OF MY TONGUE - The Tubes (1983)
I WANNA ROCK - Twisted Sister (1984)
MOST OF ALL - Jody Watley (1988)
OLD RED EYES IS BACK - The Beautiful South (1992)
DIRTY BOULEVARD - Lou Reed (1989)
SWEETHEART - Franke and the Knockouts (1980)
STRANGER IN TOWN - Toto (1984)


Crap From The Past - April 11, 2003

HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
DE ALLASCHEENA [Macarena in German!] - artist unknown, from CD "Die grosse Oktoberfest - Hitparade" (1996)
DON'T TELL MY HEART - The Marcy Brothers (1991) [original version of Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achy Breaky Heart"]
FREDDIE'S DEAD - Fishbone (1989)
LORRYANNE - D.L. Byron (1980)
KISS ME - Stephen "Tin Tin" Duffy (1985)
DRIFT AWAY - Uncle Kracker featuring Dobie Gray (released Jan 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
YOUR POPS DON'T LIKE ME (I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS DUDE) - Nick Cannon (Jan 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE - Zapp (1980)
TIME AFTER TIME - Novaspace (Mar 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SING FOR THE MOMENT - Eminem (Mar 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
EVERYBODY - Rocco (Jan 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
HIGHER GROUND - Eric Clapton (Mar 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
HIGHER GROUND - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1990)
GOSSIP FOLKS - Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott featuring Ludacris (Mar 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DOUBLE DUTCH BUS - Frankie Smith (1981)
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS - The Wonderball Orchestra (1977)
LOVE IS IN CONTROL - Donna Summer (1982)
BABY'S COMING BACK - Jellyfish (1990)
DON'T GO - Marlon Jackson (1987)
LOVE IS A STRANGER - Eurythmics (1983)
THE LEGEND OF WOOLEY SWAMP - Charlie Daniels Band (1981)
THE ULTIMATE BROADWAY MEDLEY - Selections from The Ultimate Broadway Album on Arista (1998) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - April 4, 2003: Pledge drive (with sincere apologies to the listeners)

THE SALT IN MY TEARS - Martin Briley (1983)
RUBBERBAND GIRL - Kate Bush (1993)
LOVE ACTION (I BELIEVE IN LOVE) - Human League (1981)
BRAVE NEW WORLD - Michael Penn (1989)
JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST - Randy Vanwarmer (1979)
MAJOR TOM (in German) - Peter Schilling (1983)
the sign-off from KJ104 (September 1992)
BAD BLOOD - Neil Sedaka (1975)
I WANNA DESTROY YOU - Soft Boys (1980)


Crap From The Past - March 28, 2003: Pledge drive, with Dangerman

LISTEN TO THE HEARTBEAT - D.L. Byron (1980)
ONE SIMPLE THING - Stabilizers (1987)
CHEQUERED LOVE - Kim Wilde (1981)
PEEK A BOO - Siouxsie and the Banshees (1988)
WHAT IS HIP - Tower of Power (1973)
E.A.R. - Attilla (featuring Billy Joel)
THE LAST TIME - Sheryl Crow (1990)
OH YEAH - Alanis Morissette (1989)
BOYS DO FALL IN LOVE - Robin Gibb (1984)
I COULDN'T SAY NO - Robert Ellis Orrall and Carlene Carter (1983)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1989)
ROCK AND ROLL IS KING - Electric Light Orchestra (1983)
A Quiet Dinner with Mr. and Mrs. James Brown - Z-100, New York
Milli Vanilli Sketch - In Living Color (1990)
Ad for Milli Vanilli Live - 98PXY, Rochester (1990)
Pants n Nat - WDVE, Pittsburgh
THROUGH BEING COOL - Devo (1981)


Crap From The Past - March 21, 2003: All B-sides, Part Two

ALL NIGHT DANCING - Lipps Inc. (1980) [B-side of FUNKYTOWN]
CUBAN SLIDE - The Pretenders (1980) [B-side of TALK OF THE TOWN]
ANTINA - M/A/R/R/S (1987) [B-side of PUMP UP THE VOLUME]
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT - Earl Vince and the Valiants, a.k.a. Fleetwood Mac (1969) [B-side of MAN OF THE WORLD]
BENNIE AND THE JETS - The Beastie Boys featuring Biz Markie
KISS KISS KISS - Yoko Ono (1980) [B-side of (JUST LIKE) STARTING OVER]
ANOTHER DAY - Bryan Adams (1987) [B-side of HEAT OF THE NIGHT]
KISS ME - D.B.M. (1977) [B-side of DISCO BEATLEMANIA]
DON'T TRY SUICIDE - Queen (1980) [B-side of ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST]
GROOVIN' WITH MR. BLOE - Wind, a.k.a. Cool Heat, a.k.a. Tony Orlando (1969) [B-side of MAKE BELIEVE]
ALPHABET SOUP - ABC (1981) [B-side of TEARS ARE NOT ENOUGH]
(THEY LONG TO BE) CLOSE TO YOU - Richard Chamberlain (1963) [B-side of BLUE GUITAR]
BOTH SIDES NOW - Jason Falkner (1997) [B-side of FOLLOW ME]
ELEVEN FIFTY-NINE - Blondie (1978) [B-side of HEART OF GLASS]
SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969) [B-side of SUGAR ON SUNDAY]
CRUEL TO BE KIND - Nick Lowe (1978 version) [B-side of LITTLE HITLER]
ALL OF US - Big Country (1983) [B-side of IN A BIG COUNTRY]
DANCE ON YOUR KNEES - Daryl Hall and John Oates (1985) [B-side of POSSESSION OBSESSION]
BIG CHANGE IN THE WEATHER - Gerry Rafferty (1978) [B-side of BAKER STREET]
INTO THE GROOVE - Madonna (1985) [B-side of DRESS YOU UP]
FLAMETHROWER - J. Geils Band (1982) [B-side of FREEZE FRAME]


Crap From The Past - March 14, 2003: All B-sides

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE WASTE OF TIME - Marshall Crenshaw and the Handsome, Ruthless and Stupid Band (1982) [B-side of SOMEDAY SOMEWAY]
LONG TIME JERK - The Clash (1982) [B-side of ROCK THE CASBAH]
PUT THE BONE IN - Terry Jacks (1973) [B-side of SEASONS IN THE SUN]
YOU KNOW MY NAME (LOOK UP THE NUMBER) - The Beatles (1970) [B-side of LET IT BE]
BREAKAWAY - The Cars (1985) [B-side of WHY CAN'T I HAVE YOU]
SAVOIR FAIRE - Chic (1978) [B-side of LE FREAK]
ANYONE FOR TENNIS - Men At Work (1981) [B-side of WHO CAN IT BE NOW]
COUP D'ETAT - Level 42 (1985) [B-side of SOMETHING ABOUT YOU]
LOVE AND DEATH AND AN AMERICAN GUITAR - Jim Steinman (1981) [B-side of ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS COME THROUGH]
WE SAID HELLO GOODBYE - Phil Collins (1985) [B-side of DON'T LOSE MY NUMBER]
Dickie Goodman snippets
SUPERFLY MEETS SHAFT PART TWO - John and Ernest (1974) [B-side of SUPERFLY MEETS SHAFT]
DAD I'M IN JAIL - Was (Not Was) (1988) [B-side of SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE]
PARALYZED - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968)
WHO'S KNOCKING ON MY DOOR - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy (1968) [B-side of PARALYZED]
THIRTEEN WOMEN (AND ONLY ONE MAN IN TOWN) - Bill Haley and His Comets (1955) [B-side of ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK]
HEY SENORITA - The Penguins (1955) [B-side of EARTH ANGEL]
SUBSTITUTE - Gloria Gaynor (1978) [B-side of I WILL SURVIVE]
BACKSTREET NOISE - Nick Gilder (1977) [B-side of HOT CHILD IN THE CITY]
STARS ON 45 - Stars on 45 (1981) [B-side of BEATLES MEDLEY]
ROCK ME AMADEUS (Canadian Version) - Falco (1985) [B-side of ROCK ME AMADEUS]
M FACTOR - M (1979) [B-side of POP MUZIK]
BODHISATTVA (Live, featuring inebriated intro by Jerome Aniton) - Mr. Steely Dan Whatever (recorded 1974, released 1980) [B-side of HEY NINETEEN]
THE ARRANGEMENT - Oliver (1969) [B-side of JEAN]


Crap From The Past - March 7, 2003

H.A.P.P.Y. RADIO - Edwin Starr (1979)
CHRISTINE SIXTEEN - Kiss (1977)
HOME AND DRY - Gerry Rafferty (1978)
SUGAR FREE - Wa Wa Nee (1986)
DISCO LADY 2000 - Johnnie Taylor (1998) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
ALL I WANTED - In Tua Nua (1988)
TRUDY YOU'RE A BAD GIRL - Couchois (1980)
I LOVE YOU PERIOD - Dan Baird (1993)
PICK UP YOUR FEET - Tom Perry and the Immigrants (from a flexi-disc included with The Disco Handbook, 1979, Scholastic Books)
RECKLESS - John Farrar (1980)
COZ I LOVE YOU - Slade (1971)
NOTHING CAN DIVIDE US - Jason Donovan (1988)
AI NO CORRIDA - Quincy Jones (1981)
AI NO CORRIDA - Chaz Jankel (1980)
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK - Robey (1985)
HOT NIGHT IN A COLD TOWN - John Kay and Steppenwolf (1983)
THEME FROM S.W.A.T. - Rhythm Heritage (1976)
RUSH - Big Audio Dynamite II (1991)
DANCING IN THE CITY - Marshall Hain (1978)
ABRACADABRA - Mia y Matias


Crap From The Past - February 28, 2003: CFTP is filmed before a live studio audience

TIME IS TIME - Andy Gibb (1981)
DEAD GIVEAWAY - Shalamar (1983)
MA QUALE IDEA - Pino D'Angio (1979)
WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR - Mister Rogers (1967)
YOU CAN NEVER GO DOWN THE DRAIN - Mister Rogers (1970)
HIGH ON EMOTION - Chris Deburgh (1984)
LISTEN TO THE HEARTBEAT - D.L. Byron (1980)
SEVEN TEEN - The Regents (1979)
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER - Sixpence None The Richer (Released Jan 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER - Paul Young (1991)
I DROVE ALL NIGHT - Celine Dion (Released Jan 2003) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I DROVE ALL NIGHT - Roy Orbison (1992)
MAKING YOUR MIND UP - Bucks Fizz (1981)
WHY ME - Planet P (1983)
THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER - Tony Carey (1984)
WHIP IT - The Chipmunks (1982)
REBEL REBEL - Shaun Cassidy (1980)
LUCKY NUMBER - Lene Lovich (1978)
LET'S HANG ON/SHERRY/BYE BYE BABY - Michael Fendt **God-awful medley of the week**
DE DE DINAH - The Sundance Kids featuring Butch Cassidy (1974)
BODY ROCK - Maria Vidal (1984)
GOONIES R GOOD ENOUGH - Cyndi Lauper (1985)


Crap From The Past - February 21, 2003: All Michael Jackson, All The Time

SAY SAY SAY - Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1984)
LOVELY ONE - Jacksons (1980)
LET ME CARRY YOUR SCHOOLBOOKS - The Ripples and Waves plus Michael (1967)
I WANT YOU BACK '88 - The Jacksons featuring Michael Jackson (1988)
DINNER - not Michael Jackson (1984)
EAT IT - Weird Al Yankovic (1984)
SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME [instrumental] - Rockwell (1984)
SMOOTH CRIMINAL - Michael Jackson (1988)
EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD - Michael Jackson and Diana Ross (1978)
EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD - Consumer Rapport (1975)
YOU CAN'T WIN - Michael Jackson (1979)
I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU [in Spanish] - Michael Jackson and Siedah Garrett (1987)
RIGHT HERE/HUMAN NATURE - SWV (1993)
BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE - Jacksons (1978)
A personal message from the Jacksons World Club (1983)
DON'T STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH (medley) - Ashaye (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
BEAT IT - Videogame Group (1983)
DO IT AGAIN/BILLIE JEAN - Club House (1983)
DO IT AGAIN/BILLIE JEAN - Slingshot (1983)
CENTIPEDE - Rebbie Jackson (1984)
MUSCLES - Diana Ross (1982)
TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE) - Jermaine Jackson (1984)
WHATZUPWITU - Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson (1993)


Crap From The Past - February 14, 2003: Valentine's Day

VALENTINE'S DAY - ABC (1982)
ANOTHER LOVER - Giant Steps (1988)
CLOSE TO YOU - The Clams (1974)
THE CAPTAIN OF HER HEART - Double (1986)
YOU NEED LOVE LIKE I DO (DON'T YOU) - Gladys Knight and the Pips (1971)
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME - Billy Squier (1989)
LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS - Guy Marks (1968)
YOU'RE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND - Little River Band (1983)
I LOVE FALL - The Eclectics (1987)
I ENJOY BEING A BOY (IN LOVE WITH YOU) - Banana Splits (1969)
LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD - Holly Knight (1988)
I LOVE YOUR SMILE - Shanice (1992)
THE SALT IN MY TEARS - Martin Briley (1983)
CIRCULAR IMPRESSION - The Extras (1981)
IF THE LOVE FITS WEAR IT - Leslie Pearl (1982)
COLD LOVE - Donna Summer (1980)
LOVE LETTER - Giggles (1987)
TAINTED LOVE - Gloria Jones (1964)
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)


Crap From The Past - February 7, 2003: Playing cards

I'VE GOT THE NEXT DANCE [12"] - Deniece Williams (1979)
YOU BETTER WAIT - Steve Perry (1994)
MEGAMIX - Ace Of Base (1996?) **God-awful medley of the week**
THE SIGN [in Russian] - Ace Of Base (1994)
IT'S JUST BEGUN - Jimmy Castor Bunch (1972)
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LEARN SOMETIME - The Korgis (1980)
ACE OF SPADES - Motorhead (1981)
QUEEN OF HEARTS - Dave Edmunds (1979)
TWO OF HEARTS - Stacey Q (original 1985 mix)
HEART TO HEART - Kenny Loggins (1982)
THEME FROM CHIPS - Corniche (1979)
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART [12"] - Yes (1983)
LITTLE BIT OF LOVE - The Gap Band (1977)
NEVER STOP - The Brand New Heavies (1991)
WE CLOSE OUR EYES - Go West (1985)
WHO IS HE AND WHAT IS HE TO YOU? - Creative Source (1973)
REWARD - The Teardrop Explodes (1981)
STREET OF DREAMS - Rainbow (1983)
JAMIE - Tony Carey (1981)
LABOUR OF LOVE - Hue And Cry (1987)


Crap From The Past - January 31, 2003: Naked Oates

ONLY YOU - Yaz (1983)
CANDIDA - Dawn (1970)
YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT - Captain and Tennille (1978)
BREAK DANCE ELECTRIC BOOGIE - West Street Mob (1983)
DANCING GIRLS - Nik Kershaw (1984)
THE MAINLINE - Pidgeon [featuring pre-solo Jobriath!] (1969)
IN THE NAME OF LOVE - Naked Eyes (original 1983 version)
LOVE CHANGES (EVERYTHING) - Climie Fisher (1988)
ROOM TO MOVE - Climie Fisher (1988)
COMMUNICATION WITHOUT SOUND - Neon (1981)
VICTIMS OF FACT (Demo) - Neon (1980)
GENERAL OF PEACE - Beat The Clock (1992)
VOX HUMANA - Kenny Loggins (1985)
PHUNK SHUI - John Oates (2002)
ELECTRIC BLUE - Icehouse (1988)
SWEPT AWAY - Diana Ross (1984)
THE FARTHER AWAY I AM - Daryl Hall (1980)
ROCK AND ROLL IS ALIVE (AND IT LIVES IN MINNEAPOLIS) - Prince (1995)
DO DAT STUFF - Spangle (1977)


Crap From The Past - January 24, 2003: Television

CHERCHEZ LA FEMME - Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band (1977)
KING FOR A DAY - XTC (1989)
SUGAR DON'T BITE - [former Star Search winner] Sam Harris (1984)
TO BE A LOVER [12"] - Billy Idol (1986)
a few Mr. Science bits from KRQQ-FM, Tucson, with Mike Elliott and Jimmy Kimmel (1993-94)
YOU STEPPED INTO MY LIFE - Melba Moore (1978)
IT'LL ALL CATCH UP TO YOU - Shams (1991)
THIS IS NOT AMERICA - David Bowie and Pat Metheny (1983)
ONE VISION - Queen (1985)
GUYS ARE NOT PROUD - The Anemic Boyfriends (1980)
PROMISES - Frozen Ghost (1987)
ANGELICA [Bus Stop in Finnish!] - The Clifters (1989)
UNTIL YOUR LOVE COMES BACK AROUND - RTZ (1992)
PEOPLE GOTTA MOVE - Gino Vannelli (1974)
HOW HIGH THE MOON - Gloria Gaynor (1975)
ISTANBUL (NOT CONSTANTINOPLE) - They Might Be Giants (1990)


Crap From The Past - January 17, 2003: Bee Gees Tribute

STAYIN' ALIVE - The Bee Gees (1978)
NIGHT FEVER - The Bee Gees (1978)
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING - The Soul Patrol (1977)
STAYIN' ALIVE - Jonathan and Darlene Edwards (1982?)
JIVE TALKIN' - Kings Road (1975)
STAYIN' ALIVE - Irwin the Disco Duck
STAYIN' ALIVE - Odyssey [not the Native New Yorker group] (1978)
STAYIN' ALIVE - [no artist credited; knock-off on Pickwick Records]
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER MEDLEY - Boston Pops Orchestra, Arthur Fiedler, Conductor [from Saturday Night Fiedler] (1979)
EMOTION/HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE - Ray Conniff (1978)
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE - Chris Standring (1999)
JIVE TALKIN'/PICK UP THE PIECES - Kai Warner (1976)
NIGHT FEVER - [no artist credited; knock-off on Pickwick Records]
NIGHTS ON BROADWAY - Dynamic Sound (1978)
BARELY ALIVE - Steve Leeds, Phyliss and Angela Harris, from the MAD flexi-disc MAD Disco (1980)
STARTRAX MEDLEY (Bee Gees songs) - Startrax (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
GREASE - The Cruisers (1978)
GREASE - [no artist credited; knock-off on Pickwick Records]
LOVE YOU INSIDE OUT - Ray Conniff (1979)
THE WOMAN IN YOU - Videogame Group (1983)


Crap From The Past - January 10, 2003: I Can't Stand The Jaminator

DISCO STOMP - Hamilton Bohannon (1975)
BUILD ME A BRIDGE - Adele Bertei (1983) [produced by Thomas Dolby]
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH - The Fixx (1991)
GROOVE ME - Fern Kinney (1979)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Ann Peebles (1973)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Tina Turner (1984)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption (1979)
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Tease (1988)
I'LL NEVER BE MARIA MAGDALENA - Sandra (1985)
PILOT OF THE AIRWAVES - Charlie Dore (1980)
YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU - Charlie Dore (1981)
WORK TO DO - Average White Band (1974)
TURN BACK THE CLOCK - Johnny Hates Jazz (1987)
PURPLE MEDLEY [7"] - Prince (1995) **God-awful medley of the week**
Casio PT-1 and Casio SK-1 keyboard demos
IT'S MY LIFE [12"] - Talk Talk (1984)
MORE THAN YOU KNOW [in Spanish] - Martika (1989)
HAUNTED HEART - Alias (1990)
RUNAWAY - Salsoul Orchestra featuring Loleatta Holloway (1977)


Crap From The Past - January 3, 2003: More of 2002: The Year In Review

CAN LOVE STAND THE TEST - Don Henley and Bonnie Raitt (released Aug 2002)
SHE LOVES ME 4 ME - Prince (Aug 2002)
EVERYDAY - Bon Jovi (Aug 2002)
THE NIGHT INSIDE ME - Jackson Browne (Aug 2002)
SECRETS OF LOVE - Al Jarreau (Aug 2002)
DON'T STOP - The Rolling Stones (Aug 2002)
NEVER TEAR US APART - Joe Cocker (Aug 2002)
THE BARRY WILLIAMS SHOW - Peter Gabriel (Sep 2002)
CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU - Phil Collins (Sep 2002)
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY - James Taylor (Sep 2002)
HEY MA - Cam'ron featuring Juelz Santana, Freaky Zekey and Toya (Oct 2002)
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU - Graham Nash (Oct 2002)
ANGELS OR DEVILS - Dishwalla (Oct 2002)
I HAD A GOOD TIME - Boston (Oct 2002)
COMPLEX PERSON - Pretenders (Oct 2002)
I AM MINE - Pearl Jam (Oct 2002)
FATHER AND DAUGHTER - Paul Simon (Nov 2002)
BOUNCE - Art Garfunkel with Maia Sharp and Buddy Mondlock (Nov 2002)
STUCK INSIDE A CLOUD - George Harrison (Nov 2002)
I WANT IT ALL - Benny Mardones (Nov 2002)
RIVER - Barry Manilow (Nov 2002)
SISTER SURROUND - Soundtrack Of Our Lives (Dec 2002)
ABACAB - Genesis (1981)
A LITTLE RESPECT - Bjorn Again (1992)
HIGHWAY SONG - Blackfoot (1979)
A BETTER LOVE - Londonbeat (1991)
TURNING POINT - Tyrone Davis (1976)
WHY ME [12"] - Irene Cara (1983)
THIS IS YOUR GIFT...A 9/11 TRIBUTE - John Tesh (Aug 2002)