The 2001 playlists

From March 1999 - October 2002, Crap From The Past aired Sunday nights from midnight - 2 AM on KFAI, 90.3 FM Minneapolis, 106.7 FM St. Paul.

Crap From The Past - December 31, 2001: 2001: The Year In Review

ROCK SHOW - Run-DMC (released Jan 2001)
ORDINARY MAN - Doobie Brothers (rel. Feb 2001)
ALL THE WAY - Journey (Feb 2001)
THIS IS THE MOMENT - Donny Osmond (Feb 2001)
PERFECT WORLD - Peter Cetera (Mar 2001)
FOR NO ONE - Rickie Lee Jones with Joe Jackson (Mar 2001)
THIS IS WHERE I CAME IN - Bee Gees (Mar 2001)
UNFORGIVEN - The Go-Go's (Mar 2001)
EVERY DAY - Stevie Nicks (Mar 2001)
LOVE IS ALIVE - Joan Osborne (Mar 2001)
POP MUSIK - Marcus (Apr 2001)
SAFE IN NEW YORK CITY - AC/DC (Apr 2001)
WAITING - Green Day (May 2001)
DEEP - Nine Inch Nails (May 2001)
ALRIGHT - Electric Light Orchestra (May 2001)
KEYS TO YOUR HEART - John Waite (Jun 2001)
BAD BOY FOR LIFE - P. Diddy (Jul 2001)
LITTLE L - Jamiroquai (Aug 2001)
THERE'S A TOUCH - Proclaimers (Jun 2001)
PAYDAY - Boz Scaggs (Aug 2001)
LOW LIFE - Roland Orzabal (Aug 2001)
TURN THE RADIO UP - Barry Manilow (Nov 2001)
WIDOW'S WALK - Suzanne Vega (Dec 2001)


Crap From The Past - December 24, 2001: The Best Of The 1990s, according to me (a rerun)

DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE - Jane Child (1990)
THE BALLAD OF JENNY LEDGE - Toy Matinee (1990)
HIGHER THAN HOPE - Daryl Braithwaite (1991)
IT'S ONLY NATURAL - Crowded House (1991)
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT - Nirvana (1991)
ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW - Del Amitri (1992)
AM I THE SAME GIRL - Swing Out Sister (1992)
SUMMER SONG - Joe Satriani (1992)
RAINBOW'S CADILLAC - Bruce Hornsby (1993)
FIGHT THE POWER - Barenaked Ladies (1993)
SAY ANYTHING - Aimee Mann (1993)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
I SEE - Letters To Cleo (1994)
CLOSE TO YOU - Brand New Heavies (1994)
GOOD - Better Than Ezra (1995)
NEW AGE GIRL - Deadeye Dick (1995)
JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME - DC Talk (1996)
WHERE IT'S AT - Beck (1996)
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog (1996)
VIRTUAL INSANITY - Jamiroquai (1997)
I DO - Lisa Loeb (1997)
BATTLE OF WHO COULD CARE LESS - Ben Folds Five (1997)
WRONG WAY - Sublime (1997)
THE WAY - Fastball (1998)
IT'S ALRIGHT BABY - Komeda (1998)
ONE WEEK - Barenaked Ladies (1998)
MY FAVORITE MISTAKE - Sheryl Crow (1998)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1999)
APRIL FOOLS - Rufus Wainwright (1999)


Crap From The Past - December 17, 2001: All-Christmas music, with Brad Savage

MAKE A DAFT NOISE FOR CHRISTMAS - The Goodies (1975)
THIS CHRISTMAS - The Kings (1982)
I WANT AN ALIEN FOR CHRISTMAS - Fountains Of Wayne (1998)
I AM SANTA CLAUS - Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio (1993)
MISTRESS FOR CHRISTMAS - AC/DC (1990)
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH (1966)
SANTA CLAUS GO STRAIGHT TO THE GHETTO - James Brown (1968)
SILENT NIGHT - The Hooters
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - Cocteau Twins
COLD CHILLIN' CHRISTMAS - Cold Chillin' Juice Crew (1988)
NEW KIDS GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER - Z100, Portland (1990)
CHRISTMAS MEDLEY - The Salsoul Orchestra (1976?/1992)
HERE I COME - Greetings From Santa Claus [frightening 45 from Finland]
MACARENA CHRISTMAS - Los Del Rio (1996)
I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS - Kip Addotta (1984)
THANKS FOR CHRISTMAS - The Three Wise Men (aka XTC) (1983)
STILLE NACHT HEILIGE NACHT - Heino (1990)
STILLE NACHT HEILIGE NACHT - Peter Schilling (1982)
CHRISTMAS RAPPIN' - Kurtis Blow
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN - Joseph Spence
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE FAMILY - Jill Sobule (1994)
GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN - Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan (1996)
MERRY CHRISTMAS (I DON'T WANNA FIGHT TONIGHT) - Ramones (1987)
LINUS AND LUCY - Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber and Vince Guaraldi (1998)


Crap From The Past - December 10, 2001: Silent Night, Holly Knight [all songs co-written by Holly Knight]

LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD [12"] - Pat Benatar (1983)
NEW ROMANCE (IT'S A MYSTERY) - Spider (1980)
THE WARRIOR - Scandal featuring Patty Smyth (1984)
BETTER BE GOOD TO ME - Tina Turner (1984)
BETTER BE GOOD TO ME - Spider (1981)
OBSESSION - Animotion (1985)
OBSESSION - Michael Des Barres and Holly Knight (1983)
CHANGE - Spider (1981)
CHANGE - John Waite (1985)
CHANGE - Kids Incorporated (1985)
INVINCIBLE [12"] - Pat Benatar (1985)
NEVER [LP version] - Heart (1985)
ONE OF THE LIVING - Tina Turner (1985)
PLEASURE AND PAIN - Divinyls (1986)
I ENGINEER - Animotion (1986)
LOVE TOUCH - Rod Stewart (1986)
HANGING ON A HEART ATTACK - Device (1986)
WHO SAYS - Device (1986)
SOMETIMES THE GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST - Pat Benatar (1987)
THERE'S THE GIRL - Heart (1987)
RAG DOLL - Aerosmith (1988)
HEART DON'T FAIL ME NOW - Holly Knight [and Daryl Hall on background vocals] (1988)
THE BEST - Tina Turner (1989)
JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME - Lou Gramm (1989)
HIDE YOUR HEART - Kiss (1989)
MY HEART IS FAILING ME - Riff (1991)


Crap From The Past - December 3, 2001: All Random 45's, with the legendary Pat Finken

ALL THOSE YEARS AGO - George Harrison (1981)
WRACK MY BRAIN - Ringo Starr (1981) [written and produced by George Harrison]
SOUL COAXING - Biddu Orchestra (1977) [same guy who produced Kung Fu Fighting]
LOVE CASCADE - Leisure Process (1982)
RIDE ON - Ebony Jam
LAY LOVE ON YOU - Luisa Fernandez (1977)
C.B. SANTA - Homemade Theatre (1976)
SANTA JAWS - Homemade Theatre (1975)
FREAKY - Showdown (1977) [produced by Meco]
DREAMING IS EASY - Kim Fowley (1982)
I'M FREE - Wilmer and the Dukes
ALI SHUFFLE - Alvin Cash (1976)
MY SPINE (IS THE BASSLINE) - Shriekback (1983)
LOST SHOT - Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs (1979) [Freddy Boom Boom Washington from Welcome Back Kotter! Produced by the same guys who did I Will Survive, Shake Your Groove Thing, and Makin' It!]
MECHANICAL BEAT - The Puppies (1981)
DISCO LOVE 1 - The Fragrance Of Soul (1977?)
YOUNG AND HIP - Virna Lindt (1981)
BIG NOISE FROM WINNETKA - Spaghetti Head (1976?)
7-6-5-4-3-2-1 (BLOW YOUR WHISTLE) - Gary Toms Empire (1975)
DDT - New England (1981) [produced by Todd Rundgren]
WE DON'T GET ALONG - Phil Seymour (1981) [remake of Go-Go's song]
STAR LOVE - Cheryl Lynn (1978)
D.E.S.I.R.E. - Jesse Rae (1979)
FAMILY AFFAIR - MFSB featuring Leon Huff (1973)
DON'T TELL ME THE TIME - Martha Davis (1987)


Crap From The Past - November 26, 2001: plus an aircheck of Z-100's 5th Birthday Party (Part 2)

ONE - Bee Gees (1989)
NO LOOKIN' BACK - Michael McDonald (1985)
AND I AM TELLING YOU I'M NOT GOING - Jennifer Holliday (1982)
MAKE LOVE TO ME - Kelly Marie (1978?)
SCATTERLINGS OF AFRIKA - Johnny Clegg and Savuka (1989)
ROCKOLLECTION PART 1 - Laurent Voulzy (1977) **God-awful medley of the week**
CAZY IN THE NIGHT [12"] - Kim Carnes (1985)
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT - S.S.O. (1975)
UP ALL NIGHT - Boomtown Rats (1981)
CRUEL SUMMER '89 - Bananarama (1989)
PRECIOUS TO ME - Phil Seymour (1981)
CONNECTION - Elastica (1995)
THREE GIRL RHUMBA - Wire (1977)
SVENSKA FLICKOR - Tomas Ledin (1985)
WILD HORSES - Gino Vannelli (1987)


Crap From The Past - November 19, 2001: plus an aircheck of Z-100's 5th Birthday Party

GENERAL HOSPI-TALE - Afternoon Delights (1981)
HEY LADIES - Beastie Boys (1989?)
GOT TO GET - Leila K with Rob 'n' Raz (1990)
PILOT ERROR - Stephanie Mills (1983)
MY BRAVE FACE - Paul McCartney (1989)
JUST LIKE YOU - Voice Of The Beehive (1991)
BACHELORETTE - Trip Shakespeare (1991)
DON'T TREAT ME BAD - Firehouse (1991)
SUNDAY MORNING - Earth Wind and Fire (1993)
STRONGER THAN THAT - Cliff Richard (1989)
DO YOU REMEMBER - Long Tall Ernie and the Shakers (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME TONIGHT - The Triplets (1991)
BRAND NEW KEY - Melanie (1971)


Crap From The Past - November 12, 2001: Rap From The Past

RAPPER'S DELIGHT - Sugarhill Gang (1979)
KING TIM III - Fatback (1979)
DOUBLE DUTCH BUS - Frankie Smith (1981)
TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS - Kraftwerk (1978)
PLANET ROCK - Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force (1982)
JAM ON IT - Newcleus (1984)
WHITE LINES (DON'T DON'T DO IT) - Grandmaster and Melle Mel (1983)
BUFFALO STANCE - Neneh Cherry (1989)
ASHLEY'S ROACHCLIP - Soul Searchers (1974?)
PAID IN FULL - Eric B and Rakim (1987)
PUMP UP THE VOLUME - M/A/R/R/S (1987)
(NOT JUST) KNEE DEEP - Funkadelic (1979)
ME MYSELF AND I - De La Soul (1989)
THE HUMPTY DANCE - Digital Underground (1990)
IT TAKES TWO - Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock (1989)
THINK (ABOUT IT) - Lyn Collins (1972)
FIGHT THE POWER - Public Enemy (1989)
FUNKY DRUMMER - James Brown (1970?)
ICE ICE BABY - Vanilla Ice (1990)
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS - M.C. Hammer (1990)
LET'S GET IT STARTED - M.C. Hammer (1987)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1989)
RAPPIN' DUKE - Shawn Brown (1984)
TACO GRANDE - Weird Al Yankovic (1992)
HEY DJ - World Famous Supreme Team (1984)
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)
SUPERAPPIN' - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (1979)


Crap From The Past - November 5, 2001: The seventh game of the World Series, and the Emmys (no one listening at all), plus an aircheck from KQAK, San Francisco, from 1985

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (Ruined by Rick Rubin) - Queen (1992?)
IN THE HOUSE OF STONE AND LIGHT - Martin Page (1994)
HOT IN THE CITY [12"] - Billy Idol (1982)
ALLISON ROAD - Gin Blossoms (1991, then 1992, then 1994)
ROUTE 66 - Depeche Mode (1988)
MONDAY NIGHT WITH HOWARD COSELL - John Butterworth (1976?)
DESERT MOON - Dennis DeYoung (1984)
ALONE - i-Ten [original version of Heart hit] (1983)
MEGAMIX (THE OFFICIAL BOOTLEG) - KC and the Sunshine Band (2000) **God-awful medley of the week**
EVERLASTING LOVE - Rex Smith and Rachel Sweet (1982)
SCORPIO - Casey Kasem, from Astrology For Young Lovers LP (1968)
CARS WITH THE BOOM - L'Trimm (1988)
SUSSUDIO - Kids Incorporated (1985)
WOKE UP THIS MORNING (THEME FROM THE SOPRANOS) - A3 (2000)
DON'T BOX ME IN - Stewart Copeland and Stanard Ridgeway (1984)
MODERN ROMANS - The Call (1983)
PERFECT KISS - New Order (1985)
CHANGES - David Bowie (1972)
NO TIME LIKE NOW - Translator (1983)
WALK THROUGH THE FIRE - Peter Gabriel (1984)
SO YOU WANT TO BE (A ROCK 'N' ROLL STAR) - Patti Smith (1979)
WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN - Style Council (1985)
RED SKIES - The Fixx (1982)


Crap From The Past - October 29, 2001: Whole Lotta Talking

MOVING IN STEREO [Demo version] - The Cars (1978)
HOME AND DRY - Gerry Rafferty (1977)
EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN - Ministry (1984)
THE HARDER THEY COME - Joe Jackson (1980)
VIVA LAS VEGAS - ZZ Top (1993)
WHISPER TO A SCREAM [12"] - Icicle Works (1983)
SO LONG - Fischer Z (1980)
IN THE AIR TONIGHT [Demo version] - Phil Collins (1981)
WHAT YOU NEED [12"] - INXS (1985)


Crap From The Past - October 22, 2001: Pledge drive, with Brad Savage

CUDDLY TOY [12"] - Roachford (1989)
DOIN' THE PIGEON - Bert (1974)
THE WAITING GAME - Swing Out Sister (1989)
I WISH YOU WELL - Bill Withers (1975)
HYPNOTIZE ME [7"] - Wang Chung (1987)
THE TIDE IS HIGH - The Paragons (1968)
MACHO MAN [in Spanish!] - El Tren (1978)
AH LEAH [Live!] - Donnie Iris (1981)
I COULD NEVER MISS YOU (MORE THAN I DO) - Lulu (1981)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Rise Robots Rise (1992)
UN PASO ADELANTE - Madness (1982)
NEW GIRL NOW - Honeymoon Suite (1984)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I [12"] - Machine (1979)
KAYLEIGH - Marillion (1985)
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PIGBAG - Pigbag (1981)
MEDLEY - Stars On 45 (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - October 15, 2001: Happy Birthday, Mrs. Crap

FINE GIRL - Frank Zappa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Lexie Johnson (1971)
PEG - Steely Dan (1978)
HEADLONG - Queen (1991)
ONE MORE TRY - Timmy T (1990)
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT - Chuck Mangione (1980)
THE REAL SLIM SHADY - West Coast Hustlaz (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND (Pure Energy 2001 Edit) - Information Society (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I'M REAL - Jennifer Lopez (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
COMPUTER GAME (THEME FROM THE CIRCUS) - Yellow Magic Orchestra (1980)
YOU STEPPED INTO MY LIFE - Melba Moore (1978)
MEDLEY OF HITS - Diana Ross and the Supremes (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
THEME FROM POLICE WOMAN - Tony Camillo's Bazuka (1976)
HOW TO BE A MILLIONAIRE [UK 7" version] - ABC (1984)
SPACESHIP SUPERSTAR - Prism (1978)
ALL OR NOTHING - Milli Vanilli (1990)
SUNNY - Yambu (1975)
MICK RONSON FLEXI-DISC (1974)
TRUST ME - I'm Talking (1984)
LOVE IS A HOUSE - Force MD's (1987)
DON'T CRY - Asia (1983)
TAKE A LOOK (BUT DON'T TOUCH) - Touche (1979)
LAST KISS - Wednesday (1974)


Crap From The Past - October 8, 2001: Mah Na Mah Na and Tears For Fears

LET'S GET SERIOUS [in Spanish!] - Jermaine Jackson (1980)
DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN - Chris De Burgh (1983)
THINK (ABOUT IT) - Lyn Collins (1972)
RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES - Wax (1986)
IMAGINATION - Belouis Some (1985)
MISFIT - Curiosity Killed The Cat (1987)
MEDLEY U.S.A. - Creedence Clearwater Revival (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
LOVE IS THICKER THAN WATER - Andy Gibb (1977)
MAH NA MAH NA - Piero Umiliani (1969)
MAH NA MAH NA - Lipstique (1978)
MAH NA MAH NA - Hot Butter (1973)
PARANOIMIA - Art of Noise with Max Headroom (1986)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
SLIPPIN' AWAY - Dave Edmunds (1983)
I WISH YOU WELL - Bill Withers (1975)
EMOTION - Destiny's Child (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
EMOTION - Samantha Sang (1978)
EIGHTH WONDER - Sugarhill Gang (1980)
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER [Demo version with NO cowbell!] - Blue Oyster Cult (1976)
BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN - Tears For Fears (1993)
EVER MET A DAY - Graduate [with Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith!] (1980)
RAOUL AND THE KINGS OF SPAIN - Tears For Fears (1995)
LOW LIFE - Roland Orzabal (2001)
YOU NEED LOVE (LIKE I DO) - Gladys Knight and the Pips (1970)
TIED UP - Olivia Newton-John (1982)


Crap From The Past - October 1, 2001: All Aussie Pop, All The Time

GOOD TIMES - INXS and Jimmy Barnes (1987)
HOLIDAY - The Other Ones (1987)
WE TWO - Little River Band (1983)
HOWZAT - Sherbet (1976)
HIGHER THAN HOPE - Daryl Braithwaite [former lead singer for Sherbet/The Sherbs] (1991)
DOWN UNDER [12"] - Men At Work (1983)
I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY - Kylie Minogue (1988)
COUNTING THE BEAT - Swingers
THE PUSHBIKE SONG - Mixtures (1971)
WHAT ABOUT ME - Moving Pictures (1982)
THAT'S WHEN I THINK OF YOU - 1927 [former members of Moving Pictures] (1989)
HORROR MOVIE - Skyhooks (1974)
BODY AND SOUL - Jenny Morris (1987) [Erratum: Jenny Morris sang with the band QED, not PhD]
MESSAGE TO MY GIRL - Split Enz (1983)
WHISPERS AND MOANS (Live) - Crowded House (1996)
ROCK OF LIFE - Rick Springfield (1988)
UNDER THE MILKY WAY (Acoustic Version) - The Church (1988)
TELL ME SOMETHING - Indecent Obsession (1990)
CHILDREN OF THE SUN - Billy Thorpe (1979)
LIVING IN A DREAM - Pseudo Echo (1987)
DREAM WORLD - Midnight Oil (1988)
YOU'RE THE VOICE - John Farnham (1987)


Crap From The Past - September 24, 2001: Goodie Goodie Yum Yum

THE GOODIES' THEME - The Goodies (1975)
EVERYBODY'S GOTTA LEARN SOMETIME - Korgis (1980)
LOOKIN' FOR LOVE - Johnny Lee (1980)
RESPECT YOURSELF - Bruce Willis (1987)
HEARTBEAT - Don Johnson (1986)
SABRE DANCE '94 - Dave Edmunds (1994)
SHE SAYS WHAT SHE MEANS - Sloan (1998)
SUPERNATURAL BLONDE - Marvelous 3 (2000)
CONOCIENDOME CONOCIENDOTE [Knowing Me Knowing You in Spanish] - Abba (1982)
WHEN YOU WERE MINE - Prince (1980)
PLATTERAMA MEDLEY - The Platters (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
HOT PANTS - James Brown (1971)
IF IT DON'T FIT DON'T FORCE IT - Kellee Patterson (1977)
COMPUTER GAMES - Misex (1979)
LAST PLANE OUT - Toy Matinee (1991)
VOICES OF BABYLON - The Outfield (1989)
THE UPSTROKE - Agents Aren't Aeroplanes (1984) [early production job for Stock Aitken Waterman]
MAMA CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE - Elton John (1979)
LIVIN' IT UP (FRIDAY NIGHT) - Bell and James (1979)
C-I-T-Y - John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (1985)
NEW YORK YOU GOT ME DANCING - Andrea True Connection (1979)


Crap From The Past - September 17, 2001: A difficult introduction, then a rebroadcast of the Bicentennial Show (go back 11 weeks to see playlist)


Crap From The Past - September 10, 2001

BAD BOY FOR LIFE - P. Diddy, Black Rob and Mark Curry (2001) **The worst single in recent memory**
DIGGING YOUR SCENE - Blow Monkeys (1986)
WIRED FOR SOUND - Cliff Richard (1981)
YOU CAN DO MAGIC - America (1982)
ROCK BOX - Run-DMC (1984)
INTO THE FIRE - Sarah McLachlan (1992)
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART [12"] - Yes (1983)
LIFE'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT - Talk Talk (1986)
D.I.S.C.O. - Ottowan (1981)
WIND OF CHANGE [in Russian!] - Scorpions (1991)
WHENEVER YOU'RE ON MY MIND - Marshall Crenshaw (1983)
KING IS BACK MEDLEY - Variete (1995) **God-awful medley of the week**
MOVE ANY MOUNTAIN - Shamen (1992)
KALTE EROTIK - A5
MUSIC TIME - Styx (1984)
MOVIE STAR - Harpo (1975)
RED RED WINE - Tony Tribe (1969)
RED RED WINE - Neil Diamond (1968)
RUSH HOUR - Jane Wiedlin (1988)
BABY LOVE - Regina (1986)
BOOGIE ON TOP - Rokotto (1977)
S-S-S SINGLE BED - Fox (1970)
BARBADOS - Typically Tropical (1975)
TIGER FEET - Mud (1974)
ON MY RADIO - The Selecter (1979)
DON'T LET IT DIE - Hurricane Smith (1971)


Crap From The Past - September 3, 2001

CAN YOU READ MY MIND - Krypton (1978)
NOTORIOUS - Duran Duran (1986)
BABY COME BACK - The Equals [featuring Eddy Grant] (1968)
ELECTRIC AVENUE [12"] - Eddy Grant (1983)
KEEP ON SMILIN' - Wet Willie (1974)
I'M HAPPY THAT LOVE HAS FOUND YOU - Jimmy Hall [former lead singer of Wet Willie; not to be confused with John Hall, the former lead singer of Orleans] (1980)
I WANNA BE A LIFEGUARD - Blotto (1980)
HOUSE OF GOLD - Urban Blight (1986?)
SIGN 'O' THE TIMES - Prince (1987)
BEACH BOY GOLD - Gidea Park (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
ONE STEP BEYOND [in Italian] - Madness (1979)
I REMEMBER ROMANCE - Flamin' Oh's (1980)
BREAK AWAY - Stix and Stones (1976)
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE - Brazilian knock-off of Thomas Dolby (1983)
CHAMELEON - Herbie Hancock (1974)
UNDERNEATH THE RADAR - Underworld (1988)
ACHY BREAKY HEART - Billy Ray Cyrus (1992) [a remake!]
DON'T TELL MY HEART - The Marcy Brothers (1991) [the original!]
THIS BEAT GOES ON/SWITCHIN' TO GLIDE - The Kings (1980)
STAND BY - Roman Holliday (1983)
FANTASTIC VOYAGE - Lakeside (1981)
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR - Cross Country (1973) [is the Tokens under a new name]
CHANGE OF HEART - Change (1984)
1980-F - After The Fire (1980)
I'M NUMBER ONE - The Pac-Man Album (1980)
PEE WEE'S DANCE - Joeski Love (1986)
SAX AND VIOLENCE - The Muppets (1977)


Crap From The Past - August 27, 2001: Lotsa Cheri

FANTASY [12"] - Aldo Nova (1982)
YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT - Captain and Tennille (1978)
SATISFIED - Richard Marx (1989) [sounds a whole lot like Hipsway]
THE HONEYTHIEF [12"] - Hipsway (1987)
BRAS ON 45 - Ivor Biggun (1981) **God-awful medley of the week**
GIVE IT UP - KC (1984)
TO BE A LOVER - Billy Idol (1986) [a remake!]
FORGOT TO BE YOUR LOVER - William Bell (1969) [the original!]
UNDER THE BOARDWALK [B-side of R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A.] - John Mellencamp (1986)
MURPHY'S LAW [original version on Six AM Records] - Cheri (1982)
MURPHY'S LAW [hit version on Venture Records] - Cheri (1982)
GIVE IT TO ME BABY - Cheri (1982) [not the Rick James song]
BATTER UP - Nelly (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
SHINE - Dolly Parton [remake of Collective Soul hit] (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THESE DAYS - Jennifer Paige (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
IN THESE SHOES - Bette Midler (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LIVE TO TELL - Lucrezia [remake of Madonna hit] (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BAD BOY FOR LIFE - P. Diddy, Black Rob and Mark Curry (2001) **The worst single in recent memory**
GRADE 9 - Barenaked Ladies (1992)
WRAP HER UP - Elton John (1985)
LE BANANA SPLIT - Lio (1979)
AH LEAH (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - King's Road (1976) [knock-off version of Queen hit]
DEEPER AND DEEPER - The Fixx (1984)
SATURDAY - Norma Jean (1978) [written and produced by Chic]
WHY CAN'T I BE YOU - The Cure (1987)
SHANGRI-LA - Steve Miller (1984)
THE FINAL THING [12"] - Joy Fleming (1978) [produced by Pete Bellotte, written by Keith Forsey]


Crap From The Past - August 20, 2001

YO LITTLE BROTHER - Nolan Thomas (1984)
SUBSTITUTE - Clout (1979)
STILL MAKIN' IT - David Naughton (1978)
LET'S GET IT STARTED - M.C. Hammer (1987)
SOMEBODY FARTED - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1988)
DON'T MAKE ME OVER - Sybil (1989)
ONCE I HAD A LOVE [a.k.a The Disco Song] - Blondie (1976)
ONCE I HAD A LOVE - Blondie (1975)
THE MESSAGE - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (1982)
BLONDIE MEDLEY - Mini-Pops (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
GO FOR SODA - Kim Mitchell (1985)
YOU GONNA MAKE ME LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE - Jones Girls (1979)
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL - Arrows (1975?) [original version of Joan Jett hit]
WORK SO HARD - Matthew Wilder (1982)
I'M STILL SEARCHING - Glass Tiger (1988)
TANGERINE - Salsoul Orchestra (1976)
SOMETHING REAL (INSIDE ME/INSIDE YOU) - Mr. Mister (1987)
Legendary intro to Steely Dan's BODHISATTVA - Jerome Aniton (1974)
HOW LONG - Lipps Inc. (1980)
THE HARDER I TRY - Brother Beyond (1988)
THE GIRL I USED TO KNOW - Brother Beyond (1990)
THE SUN GOES DOWN - Level 42 (1983)
WRACK MY BRAIN - Ringo Starr (1981)
SPACE BABY - Captain Kirk (1976)
BORN IN THE U.S.A. - Stanley Clarke Band (1985)
DANCING WITH TEARS IN MY EYES - Ultravox (1984)


Crap From The Past - August 13, 2001: Brad Savage and JJ Kincaid showed up!

DON'T SHUT ME OUT - Kevin Paige (1989)
DANCIN' MAN - Q (1977)
HARD LESSON - Suddenly Tammy (1995)
GOIN' DOWNTOWN - Joe Jackson (1991)
THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD - Lulu and David Bowie (1974)
WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD - Nik Kershaw (1984)
DON'T ANSWER ME - Alan Parsons Project (1984)
THE ONE AND ONLY - Chesney Hawkes (1991) [written and produced by Nik Kershaw]
YOU THINK YOU KNOW HER - Cause and Effect (1991)
COMING UP [Live] - Paul McCartney and Wings (1980)
SIR DUKE - Enoch Light (1977) [soul-less knock-off of Stevie Wonder]
BEATBOX - Art of Noise (1984)
THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE - The Clams (1974)
HAPPY HOUR - Housemartins (1986)
AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MORE - Joe Tex (1977)
MAMA USED TO SAY [killer UK mix] - Junior (1982)
CHAIN REACTION - Diana Ross (1986)
I DON'T CARE - Shakespeare's Sister (1992)


Crap From The Past - August 6, 2001: Neneh Cherry's birthday

FAR FROM OVER [12"!] - Frank Stallone (1983)
DON QUICHOTTE - Magazine 60 (1985)
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER - strange Korean knock-off of Bon Jovi (1997)
GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT - Pebbles (1990)
PAC MAN'S MAGIC LAND - The Pac Man Album (1980)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Barry Manilow (1973 hit version)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Featherbed featuring Barry Manilow (1971)
COULD IT BE MAGIC - Barry Manilow (1993 version, produced by Trevor Horn!)
OH JULIE - Shakin' Stevens (1982)
BUFFALO STANCE - Neneh Cherry (1989)
KISSES ON THE WIND - Neneh Cherry (1989)
BUDDY X - Neneh Cherry (1993)
TELL ME TOMORROW - Smokey Robinson (1982)
LE BANANA SPLIT - Lio (1979)
WIPE OUT - Herman Ze German (1985)
DON'T STOP 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH (medley) - Ashaye [Michael Jackson imitator!] (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
OOH LA LA - Jobriath (1974)
FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO GROOVE - Raydio (1980)
HEART OF THE CITY - Nick Lowe (1977)
DANCING IN THE SHEETS - Shalamar (1984)
GOODBYE SAVING GRACE - Jon Butcher (1987)
VANITY KILLS [UK mix] - ABC (1985)
WONDER WOMAN DISCO - Wonderland Disco Band (1978)


Crap From The Past - July 30, 2001: Rebroadcast of KSMM's last weekend

BEEN CAUGHT STEALING [12"] - Jane's Addiction
LEFT OF THE DIAL - Replacements
FIGHT THE POWER - Barenaked Ladies
BE NEAR ME [12"] - ABC
MESSAGE OF LOVE - The Pretenders
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog
JUST FOR FUN - The Offspring
I WISH - Stevie Wonder
SEXY MUTHA - Prince
LOVEFOOL - Cardigans
I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL - Eric B and Rakim
ARE YOU JIMMY RAY - Jimmy Ray
WHITE LINES (DON'T DON'T DO IT) - Grandmaster and Melle Mel
SHAKE YOUR BODY (DOWN TO THE GROUND) - The Jacksons
IN MY HOUSE - Mary Jane Girls
GROOVE IS IN THE HEART - Deee-Lite
I'M TOO SEXY [in Spanish] - Right Said Fred
DON'T LET'S START - They Might Be Giants
GIRLS WITH GUNS - Tommy Shaw
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN - Sex Pistols
BRASS MONKEY - Beastie Boys
LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK - Donnie Iris
CANTALOOP - US3
NASTY GIRL - Vanity Six
THEME FROM SHAFT - Isaac Hayes
RUN RUNAWAY - Slade
WE BUILT THIS CITY [specially mixed by KSMM] - Starship


Crap From The Past - July 23, 2001: The word I'm looking for is Antibiotics

I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE - The Waitresses (1982)
I SAW HIM STANDING THERE - Tiffany (1988)
EYE OF THE TIGER - Survivor (1982) [BBD's biggest hit]
KISS ME - D.B.M. (1978)
GOOD VIBRATIONS - Beach Boys (1966)
GOOD VIBRATIONS - Papa Doo Run Run (1984) [Beach Boys imitators on Telarc Records]
BACKSTREET NOISE - Nick Gilder (1977)
LEO - Casey Kasem, from Astrology for Young Lovers (circa 1968)
YOUR MOUTH - Trip Shakespeare (1991)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
FIVE SHOUTS - The Hollywood Rivals
TAKE YO' PRAISE - Camille Yarborough (1975)
AMOK - Ledernacken (1986)
WHAT GIRLS WANT - Material Issue
CIRCULAR IMPRESSION - Extras (1981)
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME - Macy Gray (1999)
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER - Starship, mixed by KSMM staff (2000)
IF I ONLY KNEW - Tom Jones (1994)
WHERE IT'S AT - Beck (1997)
DRIVER'S SEAT (12") - Sniff N The Tears (1979)
GOOD TIMES - INXS and Jimmy Barnes (1987)
MANIAC - Michael Sembello (1983)


Crap From The Past - July 16, 2001: Ron had The Plague, so Friday Night Poker Party's Babs and Dangerman filled in and made fun of him

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT - Mick Jagger (1985)
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP - Musical Youth (1982)
HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW - The Smiths (1984)
VIVE LE ROCK - Adam Ant (1985)
THROUGH THE YEARS - Tim Finn (1983)
CALL ME - Go West (1985)
POPCORN LOVE - New Edition (1983)
WORDS - F.R. David (1982)
OBSCENE PHONE CALLER - Rockwell (1984)
DREAMING - Orchestral Manouevres in the Dark (1988)
DON'T YOU WANT ME - Jody Watley (1987)
RIGHT ON TRACK - Breakfast Club (1987)
DOIN' THE DO - Betty Boo (1990)
A GIRL IN TROUBLE (IS A TEMPORARY THING) - Romeo Void (1984)
CRY FOR LOVE - Iggy Pop (1986)
SWEETNESS AND LIGHT - Lush
GO GOBOTS - Les Gobots
MY CAMERA NEVER LIES - Bucks Fizz (1982)
A MAN COULD GET ARRESTED - Pet Shop Boys (1985)
WHY YOU TREAT ME SO BAD - Club Nouveau (1986)
LUCKY - Greg Kihn (1985)
SNOBBERY AND DECAY - Act (1987)


Crap From The Past - July 9, 2001: Dangerman and Mick Novak "Reimagine" the Franchise

INTERNATIONAL RESCUE - Fuzzbox (1991)
SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT - Rachel Sweet (1981) [earlier version of Pat Benatar hit!]
THEME FROM DOCTOR DETROIT - Devo (1983)
NAUGHTY GIRLS (NEED LOVE TOO) - Samantha Fox (1987)
SPEAK LIKE A CHILD - The Style Council (1983)
DON'T CALL ME BABY - Voice Of The Beehive (1988)
SHE'S SO YOUNG - The Pursuit of Happiness (1988)
TELL THAT GIRL TO SHUT UP - Transvision Vamp (1988)
OUR LIPS ARE SEALED - Fun Boy Three (1983)
BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES - Modern Romance (1983)
WHEN IT'S OVER - Adele Bertei (1985)
YOU CAME - Kim Wilde (1988)
COME AS YOU ARE - Peter Wolf (1987)
JUMP - Aztec Camera (1984)
THIS HOUSE (IS WHERE YOUR LOVE STANDS) - Big Sound Authority (1985)
KING OF JOY - Bill Drummond (1990) [KLF, Jams, Timelords...]
THE GOONIES 'R' GOOD ENOUGH - Cyndi Lauper (1985)
LOONEY TUNES MEDLEY - Pasadena Roof Orchestra (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
THE EDGE OF HEAVEN - Wham (1986)
IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - The Coconuts (1983)
SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM - Grace Jones (1985) [produced by Trevor Horn]
EACH TIME YOU BREAK MY HEART - Nick Kamen (1986)
HE'S GOT TACT - Bananarama (1982)
YOU CAN'T DENY IT - Lisa Stansfield (1989)


Crap From The Past - July 2, 2001: The Bicentennial Show, with Chuck and Dangerman, featuring seven versions of "The Americans"

THE AMERICANS (A CANADIAN'S OPINION) - Gordon Sinclair (1974)
AMERICA AGAIN - Mary Macgregor (1976?)
A PROFILE OF GORDON SINCLAIR - David Craig (1974)
USE KILOGRAMS - Songs Of Metric Man (1976)
TIP TOE TO THE GAS PUMPS - Tiny Tim (1979)
ENERGY CRISIS '74 - Dickie Goodman (1974)
AMERICANS - Byron MacGregor (1974)
THE AMERICANS (A CANADIAN'S OPINION) - Jim Aylward (1974)
DISCO TECH - Homemade Theatre (1976)
SKYLAB (PASSPORT TO THE FUTURE) - The Ventures (1973)
I'M JUST A BILL - Schoolhouse Rock (sung by Jack Sheldon) (1974?)
THE AMENDMENT SONG - The Simpsons (also sung by Jack Sheldon) (1996)
A PHONE CALL TO THE AMERICANS - Albert Brooks (1975)
MONDAY NIGHT WITH HOWARD COSELL - John Butterworth (?)
CLEDUS'S C.B. LINGO DICTIONARY - Cledus Maggard and the Citizen's Band (1976)
THE AMERICANS (A CANADIAN'S OPINION) - Tex Ritter (1974)
AN AMERICAN'S ANSWER (TO GORDON SINCLAIR) - Charles Ashman (1974)
A EUROPEAN (SPEAKS UP FOR THE U.S.) - Guido Sarducci (1974)
PEANUT BUTTER MAN - Frank Jones (1976)
JIMMY CARTER SAYS YES - Gene Marshall (1976?)
FROM PEANUTS TO PRESIDENT - Cliff Rubin (1976)
THE AMERICANS - Oscar Brand (1974)
THE PEOPLE - John Wayne (1973)
SUMMER PLACE '76 - Percy Faith (1975)


Crap From The Past - June 25, 2001

HEART ATTACK - Olivia Newton-John (1982)
HOW SOON IS NOW - The Smiths (1984)
HIPPYCHICK - Soho (1990)
BREAK DANCE ELECTRIC BOOGIE - West Street Mob (1983)
APACHE - Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band (1973)
APACHE - Sugar Hill Gang (1981)
NOBODY - Sylvia (1982)
INVINCIBLE [12"] - Pat Benatar (1985)
L.A. MEDLEY - Jane's Addiction (1991) **God-awful medley of the week**
LOVE IS IN CONTROL (FINGER ON THE TRIGGER) - Donna Summer (1982)
BOOGIE ON TOP - Rokotto (1977)
CHOCOLATE CITY - Parliament (1975)
(I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION - Justine Bateman and the Mystery (1988)
I DON'T MIND AT ALL - Bourgeois Tagg (1987)
I WANNA GO BACK - Billy Satellite (1984)
KISS AND TELL - Bryan Ferry (1988)
HOT MUD - Afrique (19973)
LOVE MISSILE F1-11 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik (1986)
BETTER LOVE NEXT TIME - Dr. Hook (1980)
BALLROOM BLITZ - Sweet (1973)
BODY ROCK - Maria Vidal (1985)
THE PROMISED LAND - Dave Edmunds (1972)
TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MY LIFE - Dave Lambert [produced by Spencer Proffer] (1979)
TOAST - Paul Young and Streetband (1978)
DON'T CRY - Asia (1983)
KEEP ON SINGING - Helen Reddy (1974)


Crap From The Past - June 18, 2001

WHAT IS HIP - Tower of Power (1973)
WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES - Night Ranger (1984)
I GO TO RIO - Peter Allen (1976)
BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN - Tears For Fears (1993)
ONE VISION - Queen (1985)
BIG BUTT - Bobby Jimmy and the Critters (1984)
YOU COULD TAKE MY HEART AWAY - Silver Condor (1981)
WE TWO - Little River Band (1983)
MUSIC - Eric Sermon featuring Marvin Gaye (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME - Dwight Yoakam (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD - Ann Wilson (1986)
KEEP ON DANCIN' - Gary's Gang (1978)
STICK AROUND [12"] - Julian Lennon (1986)
GIRLS TALK - Dave Edmunds (1979)
SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA - Carl Carlton (1981)
LOVE TAKES TIME - Orleans (1979)
CRAZY IN THE NIGHT [12"] - Kim Carnes (1985)
TAKE MY BREATH AWAY (Remix) - Terri Nunn (1991)
GOT TO LOVE SOMEBODY - Sister Sledge (1979)
I BELIEVE - Marcella Detroit (1994)
STEP RIGHT UP - Tom Waits (1976)
NUMERO UNO - Starlight (1989)
RHINESTONE COWBOY - Larry Weiss (1974)
MEGAMIX MEDLEY - Paula Abdul (2000) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - June 11, 2001: It's wedding season, so I mixed the whole show for the dance floor.

DA BUTT - E.U. (97 BPM)
OBJECT OF MY DESIRE - Starpoint (116 BPM)
I WISH - Stevie Wonder (107 BPM)
PICK UP THE PIECES - Average White Band (108 BPM)
TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE SUCKER (GIVE UP THE FUNK) - Parliament (108 BPM)
DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE - Jane Child (110 BPM)
LET'S GET SERIOUS - Jermaine Jackson (110 BPM)
A LOVE BIZARRE - Sheila E. (113 BPM)
THEY DON'T KNOW - Tracey Ullman (113 BPM)
BUST A MOVE [Ultimix] - Young M.C. (118 BPM)
SEPTEMBER - Earth Wind and Fire (121 BPM)
MAKIN' IT - David Naughton (129 BPM)
FANTASY - Aldo Nova (131 BPM)
WOULD I LIE TO YOU - Eurythmics (132 BPM)
DRIVER'S SEAT - Sniff N The Tears (134 BPM)
MONKEY [7"] - George Michael (98 BPM)
LET'S GO ALL THE WAY - Sly Fox (98 BPM)
WALK THIS WAY - Run-D.M.C. (105 BPM)
DANCE WITH ME - Peter Brown (111 BPM)
TURN UP THE RADIO - Autograph (112 BPM)
LOVE IS LIKE A ROCK - Donnie Iris (112 BPM)
WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE - Cliff Richard (112 BPM)
GO INSANE - Lindsey Buckingham (112 BPM)
SOUL MAKOSSA - Manu Dibango (116 BPM)
WORD UP - Cameo (115 BPM)
HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER - Sister Sledge (114 BPM)
(KEEP FEELING) FASCINATION - Human League (118 BPM)
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING - Bee Gees (123 BPM)
YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG [Ultimix] - AC/DC (126 BPM)
I LIKE LOVE - Norma Jean (125 BPM)
GO ALL THE WAY - Raspberries (134 BPM)
POPCORN - Hot Butter (135 BPM)
EVANGELINE - Icicle Works (136 BPM)


Crap From The Past - June 4, 2001

THE HUMPTY DANCE - Digital Underground (1990)
PEOPLE GOTTA MOVE - Gino Vannelli (1974)
BLACK CARS [12"] - Gino Vannelli (1985)
LIVIN' IT UP (FRIDAY NIGHT) - Bell and James (1979)
PURPLE MEDLEY [12"] - Prince (1995) **God-awful medley of the week**
PERSONALLY - Karla Bonoff (1982)
POPCORN - Gershon Kingsley (1971?)
KNIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN - Giorgio [Moroder] (1976)
SO WRONG [12"] - Patrick Simmons (1983)
I STILL BELIEVE (GREAT DESIGN) - The Call (1986)
BUSTIN' OUT - Material (with Nona Hendryx) (1981)
BOOTYLICIOUS - Destiny's Child (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
EDGE OF SEVENTEEN - Stevie Nicks (1981)
CUT THE CAKE - Average White Band (1975)
GEMINI - Casey Kasem, from Astrology For Young Lovers (1968)
GEMINI DREAM - Moody Blues (1981)
LOVE THE WAY - Jorge Santana (1978)
HONEYMOONERS RAP - Joe Piscopo (1985)
EVERYBODY'S GOING MOD - Johnny Wyatt [produced by Barry White] (1966)
SQUARE BIZ - Teena Marie (1981)
JUST BE GOOD TO ME - S.O.S. Band (1983)


Crap From The Past - May 28, 2001: Neil Finn's birthday, then a gaggle of radio people invaded the studio and destroyed the franchise

MESSAGE TO MY GIRL - Split Enz (1983)
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY - Blur (1991)
PANTS N 'NAT - WDVE Morning Show
MY GIRL - Donnie Iris (1982)
THE WAY I FEEL - Tag (1992)
a large chunk of the extraordinarily rare "Sounds of Australia" Radio release for Crowded House, 1991, including:
IT'S ONLY NATURAL (Live) - Crowded House (1991)
CHOCOLATE CAKE (Live) - Crowded House (1991)
HOOKED ON BIG BANDS - Frank Barber Orchestra (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
THIS IS MASSIVE - Split Enz (1984)
I WALK AWAY - Split Enz (1984)
I WALK AWAY - Crowded House (1987)
IF THE LOVE FITS WEAR IT - Leslie Pearl (1982)
THE SALT IN MY TEARS [LP version] - Martin Briley (1983)
NELLIE THE ELEPHANT - Toy Dolls (1984)
CRAZY FOR YOU - David Hasselhoff (1990)
MAKE A MOVE ON ME - Olivia Newton-John (1982)
QUESTIONS 67 AND 68 [in Japanese!] - Chicago (1968)
THE ONLY WAY IS UP - Yazz and the Plastic Population (1988)
WOT - Captain Sensible (1982)
DO IT AGAIN/BILLIE JEAN - Club House (1987)
LOVE LETTER - Giggles (1987)


Crap From The Past - May 21, 2001: Spencer Proffer for hire

FIND YOUR WAY BACK - Jefferson Starship (1981)
DOWNTOWN - One 2 Many (1989)
ONLY A LONELY HEART SEES - Felix Cavaliere (1980)
REMEMBER MY NAME - Toy Matinee (1991)
OUTA-SPACE - Billy Preston (1972)
RAPPIN' DUKE - Shawn Brown (1984)
CHILDREN OF THE SUN - Billy Thorpe (1979) [produced by Spencer Proffer]
BANG YOUR HEAD (METAL HEALTH) - Quiet Riot (1983) [produced by Spencer Proffer]
ROCK AND ROLL PART 2 - DNA (1983) [produced by Spencer Proffer]
PLAYING TO WIN - LRB (Little River Band) (1985) [produced by Spencer Proffer]
GOODBYE SAVING GRACE - Jon Butcher (1987) [produced by Spencer Proffer]
BOOTZILLA - Bootsy's Rubber Band (1978)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
STOMPING ALL OVER THE WORLD - Kimberley Rew [from the Soft Boys and Katrina and the Waves] (1980)
FUNKY MOZART - Pretty Purdie and the Playboys (1971)
I'M TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND - Two Men A Drum Machine and a Trumpet [Fine Young Cannibals minus Roland Gift] (1988)
FRIENDS AND FRONTIERS - The Technos (1988)
CASANOVA - Levert (1987)
GOTTA BE THE ONE - Maxine Nightingale (1976)
I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN - Wing And A Prayer Fife And Drum Corps (1977)
PROBLEMES D'AMOUR - Alexander Robotnick (1985)
MEDLEY '91 PART 2 (1991) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - May 14, 2001: Simulation of the cancelled REO Speedwagon-Steppenwolf-Kansas concert, plus five versions of "Never My Love"

LOVE CHILD - Sweet Sensation (1990)
UNHOOKED GENERATION - Freda Payne (1971)
DON'T DISTURB THIS GROOVE - The System (1987)
AM I THE SAME GIRL - Swing Out Sister (1992)
LOVE IS ALIVE - Joan Osborne (2001) [terrific remake of Gary Wright hit]
POP MUSIK - Marcus (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
POP MUZIK - M (1979)
KISS - Art of Noise featuring Tom Jones (1988)
MEGA MEDLEY - Zapp and Roger (1993) **God-awful medley of the week**
TWILIGHT ZONE/TWILIGHT TONE - Manhattan Transfer (1979)
THAT AIN'T LOVE - REO Speedwagon (1987)
MAGIC CARPET RIDE - Philip Steir featuring Steppenwolf (1999)
ALL I WANTED - Kansas (1986)
MONTEGO BAY - Sugar Cane (1978) [produced by Pete Bellotte]
NEVER MY LOVE - The Association (1967)
NEVER MY LOVE - The Fifth Dimension (1972)
NEVER MY LOVE - Addrissi Brothers (1972)
NEVER MY LOVE - Addrissi Brothers (1977)
NEVER MY LOVE - Blue Swede (1974)
HYPNOTIZE ME [12"!] - Wang Chung (1987)
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I - Machine (1979)
JUST A GROOVE IN G - Wilbur Bascomb and The Zodiac (1972)
THE RUMOUR - Olivia Newton-John (1988)
GO BACK - Crabby Appleton (1970)
CRAZY [12"] - Icehouse (1988)


Crap From The Past - May 7, 2001: Muy caramba! The Cinco De Mayo show entirely in Spanish!

KEEP COMING BACK (Spanish version) - Richard Marx (1991)
ZOOT SUIT RIOT (Spanish version) - Cherry Poppin' Daddies (1998)
LUKA (Spanish version) - Suzanne Vega (1987)
SENTIMIENTOS [Feelings in Spanish] - Morris Albert (1975)
MICKEY (Spanish version) - Toni Basil (1982)
VUELVE A MI [Come Back To Me in Spanish] - Janet Jackson (1989)
NOCHE Y DIA [Nite And Day in Spanish] - Al B. Seguro! (1988)
LAGO AZUL [Blue Bayou in Spanish] - Linda Ronstadt (1978)
LOCO DEL CALOR [Goin' Crazy in Spanish] - David Lee Roth (1986)
QUE BUENA SUERTE [Congratulations in Spanish] - Cliff Richard (1968)
I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU (Spanish version) - Michael Jackson (1987)
POR FAVOR NO TE VAYAS [Please Don't Go in Spanish] - KC and the Sunshine Band (1980)
LISTOS PARA AMAR [Yes I'm Ready in Spanish] - Teri DeSario with KC (1980)
SALSA PICANTE [Hot Sauce in Spanish] - Thomas Dolby (1988)
I'M TOO SEXY (Spanish version) - el Derecho Said Fred (1992)
DE DO DO DO DE DA DA DA (Spanish version) - The Police (1981)
SI ESTAMOS JUNTOS [We'll Be Together in Spanish] - Sting (1987)
YO VIVIRE [I Will Survive in Spanish] - Gloria Gaynor (1979)
DAME DAME DAME [Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) in Spanish] - Abba (1979)
AQUI CONTIGO [Being With You in Spanish] - Smokey Robinson (1981)
SUKIYAKI (Spanish version) - 4 P.M. (1994)
NOCHES DE SEDA [Nights In White Satin in Spanish] - The Moody Blues (1972)
KOKOMO (Spanish version) - The Beach Boys (1988)
CALL ME (Spanish version) - Blondie (1980)
COPACABANA (Spanish version) - Barry Manilow (1978)
POR AMOR VIVIREMOS [Love Will Keep Us Together in Spanish] - El Capitan y Tennille (1975)
UN PASO ADELANTE [One Step Beyond in Spanish] - Madness (1979)
EVERGREEN (Spanish version) - Barbra Streisand (1977)
CAMA DE ROSAS [Bed Of Roses in Spanish] - Bon Jovi (1993)


Crap From The Past - April 30, 2001: Going Down To Liverpool indeed!

RIDE IN THE SKY - Brand New Heavies (1991)
E.T. BOOGIE - The Extra T's (1982) [banned by Spielberg and company!]
TONIGHT - Kool And The Gang (1983)
UNDER THE MILKY WAY - The Church (1988)
DALLAS - Steely Dan (1972) [their very first single, not included on any album or CD!]
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE - woefully inept knock-off of Thomas Dolby (1983)
GOING DOWN TO LIVERPOOL - The Waves (1983) [from "Shock Horror" LP]
GOING DOWN TO LIVERPOOL - Katrina and the Waves (1983) [from Canadian "Walking On Sunshine" LP]
GOING DOWN TO LIVERPOOL - Katrina and the Waves (1985) [from worldwide Capitol LP]
GOING DOWN TO LIVERPOOL - Bangles (1984)
OVERJOYED - Stevie Wonder (1984)
DOIN' THE BANANA SPLIT - The Banana Splits (1970) [written by Barry White!]
CIAO CIAO [Downtown in Italian!] - Petula Clark (1964)
CRAZY DOWNTOWN - Allan Sherman (1965) [parody of Downtown]
RAPP PAYBACK (WHERE IZ MOSES) - James Brown (1980)
GOOD GOOD FEELIN' - War (1979)
SOMETHING GOT ME STARTED - Simply Red (1991)
I GO BLIND - 54-40 (1987?) [original version of Hootie and the Blowfish hit]
BIG YELLOW TAXI - The Neighborhood (1970)
MY GIRL (GONE GONE GONE) - Chilliwack (1981)
THANG (GIMME SOME OF THAT THANG) - Videeo (1982)
JANE GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING - sample-happy mix from Television's Greatest Hits album (1986) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - April 23, 2001: Gerry Rafferty's birthday and a whole lotta Level 42

FREAK-A-ZOID - Midnight Star (1983)
ALIBIS - Sergio Mendes (1984)
JUMP IN MY CAR - The Ted Mulry Gang (1976)
MAJOR TOM [in German] - Peter Schilling (1983)
MICRO KID - Level 42 (1983)
FASHION FEVER - Level 42 (1987)
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU - Level 42 (1985)
IF YOU WERE MINE - Level 42 (1992)
CLASSICAL GAS - Mason Williams (1968)
ROMANCING THE STONE - Eddy Grant (1984)
CHINESE KUNG FU - Banzaii (1975)
TAURUS - Casey Kasem, from Astrology For Young Lovers LP (1969?)
BAKER STREET - Undercover (1992)
THE WRONG HEARTBEAT - Richard Thompson [co-produced by Gerry Rafferty] (1980/1993)
BAKER STREET - Foo Fighters (1997)
BIG CHANGE IN THE WEATHER [B-side of Baker Street] - Gerry Rafferty (1978)
STAR - Stealer's Wheel (1974)
TOGETHER FOREVER - Rick Astley (1988)
COME ON COME OVER - Jaco Pastorius featuring Sam and Dave (1976)
I BEG YOUR PARDON - Kon Kan (1989)
HEROS [Heroes in French] - David Bowie (1977)
MISDEMEANOR - Foster Sylvers (1973)
MEGAMIX - Expose (1987) **God-awful medley of the week**


Crap From The Past - April 16, 2001: The show done entirely with donated records, all to be sold off in the upcoming KFAI Record Sale

MAKE BELIEVE - Toto (1982)
I WANNA DO SOMETHING FREAKY TO YOU - Leon Heywood (1976)
BEAT OF A HEART - Scandal (1984)
HYPERACTIVE - Robert Palmer (1985)
VIENNA CALLING - Falco (1985)
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO - George Harrison (1981)
MIAMI VICE THEME - Jan Hammer (1986)
FEEL IT AGAIN - Honeymoon Suite (1986)
A VERY STRANGE MEDLEY (V.S.M.) - Barry Manilow (1977) **God-awful medley of the week**
GOOD TIMES - INXS and Jimmy Barnes (1987)
DAISY A DAY - Jud Strunk (1973)
(YOU CAN STILL) ROCK IN AMERICA - Night Ranger (1984)
YOU HAVEN'T DONE NOTHIN' - Stevie Wonder (1974)
853-5937 - Squeeze (1987)
ALL FOR LEYNA - Billy Joel (1980)
MONSTER - Fred Schneider (1984)
IT'S YOUR THING - Aretha Franklin (1982) [remake of Isley Bros. hit]
LUNATIC FRINGE - Red Rider (with Tom "Life Is A Highway" Cochrane) (1981)
THE BELLE OF ST. MARK - Sheila E. (1984)
BREAKING US IN TWO - Joe Jackson (1982)
DON'T LET HIM KNOW - Prism (1981)
JUST KEEP ME MOVING - k.d. lang (1992)
SPANISH FLEA - Herb Alpert (196?)


Crap From The Past - April 9, 2001: Pledge drive show with Dangerman

SUPERMAN - The Clique (1969)
THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER - Tony Carey (1984)
FIGHT THE POWER - Barenaked Ladies (1993)
THE SIZE OF A COW - The Wonder Stuff (1991)
GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE - Numarx (1987) [original version of the 1989 Milli Vanilli hit!]
ASHLEY'S ROACHCLIP - Soul Searchers (1974) [original source of "that Milli Vanilli beat"]
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME - Rob and Fab (1992) [pathetic remake of Cheap Trick hit]
ENERGY CRISIS '74 - Dickie Goodman (1974)
STRANGE DICKIE GOODMAN MONTAGE - Ron "Boogiemonster" Gerber (2001)
AUTHOR UNKNOWN - Jason Falkner (1998)
BETTER BE GOOD TO ME - Spider (1981) [original version of Tina Turner hit]
MIRROR MIRROR - Diana Ross (1982)
YOU NEED LOVE LIKE I DO (DON'T YOU) - Gladys Knight and the Pips (1970)
BIT BY BIT (FROM "FLETCH") - Stephanie Mills (1985)
TWO HEARTS - Stephanie Mills and Teddy Pendergrass (1981)
I'M TOO SEXY [in Italian] - Right Said Fred (1992)


Crap From The Past - April 2, 2001: Pledge drive show with Dangerman

DRIVER'S SEAT [12"] - Sniff N The Tears (1979)
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET - Figures On A Beach (1989)
WALKING ON SUNSHINE [obscure 1983 version] - Katrina And The Waves (1983)
HOURGLASS - Squeeze (1987)
PAID IN FULL - Eric B and Rakim (1987)
SHOULD I SEE - Frozen Ghost (1987)
TIP OF MY TONGUE - The Tubes (1983)
AH LEAH [Live!] - Donnie Iris (1981)
impromptu phone interview with the great Jay Philpott
EIGHTH WONDER - Sugarhill Gang (1982)
ONE SIMPLE THING - Stabilizers (1987)
AS - Stevie Wonder (1977)
DON'T WANNA FALL IN LOVE - Jane Child (1990)
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL PT. 3 - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
DISCO LUCY (I LOVE LUCY THEME) - Winton Place Street Band (1977)


Crap From The Past - March 26, 2001: The show where no one was listening because of the Academy Awards

LET ME TICKLE YOUR FANCY - Jermaine Jackson and Devo (1982)
JULIE THRU THE BLINDS - The Jeremy Days (1989)
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER LOVING YOU - Ray Parker Jr. (1984)
HANDS UP - Ottowan (1981)
DEEPER SHADE OF SOUL - Urban Dance Squad (1990)
THE MAIN EVENT - Babs Streisand (1979)
POP GOES THE MOVIES - Meco (1982) **God-awful medley of the week**
I HATE THE MUSIC - John Paul Young (1976)
ARIES - Casey Kasem, from the Astrology for Young Lovers LP (circa 1968)
ROTATION - Herb Alpert (1979)
YOU'RE A STAR SCOOBY DOO - David Lamb (1991)
BLUE COLLAR KING - Morton Downey Jr. (1989)
RISE (LP played on 45!) - Herb Alpert (1979)
GOLD - Spandau Ballet (1984)
GOLD - John Stewart (1979)
GOLD - The Artist Then Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince (1995)
I SAW HIM STANDING THERE - Tiffany (1988)
SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Joan Osborne (2000)
BRICK HOUSE - Joan Osborne (1995)
LADDER - Joan Osborne (1995)
SON OF MY FATHER - Chicory Tip (1972)
CLIFFS OF DOVER - Eric Johnson (1990)
PINEAPPLE HEAD - Crowded House (1994)


Crap From The Past - March 19, 2001: So many requests! I spent more than half the show on the phone!

BREAK MY STRIDE - Matthew Wilder (1984)
SHE AIN'T PRETTY - Northern Pikes (1990)
DAME DAME DAME [Gimme Gimme Gimme in Spanish] - Abba (1979)
AVALON - Roxy Music (1983)
SHOCK DEN AFFEN - Peter Gabriel (1983)
COWARD OF THE COUNTY - The Chipmunks (1980)
PAPER DOLL - PM Dawn (1991)
GOLDEN SHOWER OF HITS (JERKS ON 45) - Circle Jerks (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
TELL ME TOMORROW - Smokey Robinson (1982)
IT'S ONLY NATURAL (Live) - Crowded House (1992)
FOUR SEASONS IN ONE DAY (Live) - Crowded House (1992)
BLACK CARS - Gino Vannelli (1985)
HEY DJ - World's Famous Dream Team (1984)
ORBIT - Thundermug (1973)
HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (1979)
I'M NUMBER ONE - The Pac-Man Album (1980)
MODERN DAY DELILAH - Van Stephenson (1984)
THREE STRANGE DAYS - School Of Fish (1991)
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN - Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway (1980) [sampled by the Biz in "It's Spring Again"]
JUST A FRIEND - Biz Markie (1990)
QUESTIONS 67 AND 68 [in Japanese!] - Chicago (1968)
NOW YOU'RE IN HEAVEN - Julian Lennon (1989)
SUPER EXTRA SEXY SIGN - Kano (1980)


Crap From The Past - March 12, 2001: Ron just loves the new Marvelous 3 album

COPACABANA [in Spanish!] - Barry Manilow (1978)
THE RIDDLE - Nik Kershaw (1985)
MORE LOVE - Kim Carnes (1980)
SUPERNATURAL BLONDE - Marvelous 3 (2000)
THEME FROM MAGNUM P.I. - Mike Post (1982)
THEME FROM GREATEST AMERICAN HERO (BELIEVE IT OR NOT) - Joey Scarbury (1981)
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN - Joey Scarbury (1969?)
TAKE TIME - Chris Walker (1992)
HOOKED ON DANCE - K.C. and the Sunshine Band with Silver Convention (1997) **God-awful medley of the week**
CISCO KID - War (1973)
RECURRING DREAM - Crowded House (1985/1999)
DOWN UNDER [12"!] - Men At Work (1982)
STAY WITH ME - Charo (1978)
YO LITTLE BROTHER [12"!] - Nolan Thomas (1985)
EVER MET A DAY - Graduate [later became Tears For Fears] (1980)
CHANGE [12"!] - Tears For Fears (1983)
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PIGBAG - Thunderpuss (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW PIGBAG [real 12"] - Pigbag (1981)
SEND ME AN ANGEL '89 - Real Life (1989)
SEND ME AN ANGEL - Real Life (1983)
YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE - Baccara (1977)
SUPERNATURAL BLONDE - Marvelous 3 (2000) [yes; I liked it so much I played it again]


Crap From The Past - March 5, 2001

HOLD ON I'M COMING - Karen Silver (1979)
HOLD ON I'M COMING - Fresh (1978) [produced by Mike Nesmith!]
WOKE UP THIS MORNING - A3 (2000)
JUST A JOB TO DO - Genesis (1983)
WITH A GUN - Steely Dan (1975?)
THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME - Lisa Stansfield (1990)
JACKIE - Blue Zone U.K. (1988) [featuring Lisa Stansfield]
LOVE IS IN THE AIR - John Paul Young (1978)
MIRROR MAN - Human League (1982)
FEEDIN' THE FIRE - Zella Lehr (1981)
JOY AND PAIN - Donna Allen (1989)
JOY AND PAIN - Maze featuring Frankie Beverly (1981?)
JOY AND PAIN - Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock (1989)
THINK (ABOUT IT) - Lyn Collins (1972)
SHAKE YOUR BODY (DOWN TO THE GROUND) - Jacksons (1979)
DESIRE - Andy Gibb (1980)
ELECTRIC AVENUE [12"] - Eddy Grant (1983)
GO FOR SODA - Kim Mitchell (1985)
BREAK AWAY - Stix and Stones (1976)


Crap From The Past - February 26, 2001

WOULD I LIE TO YOU? - Charles and Eddie (1992)
DUR DUR D'ETRE BEBE - Jordy (1992)
JET AIRLINER - Paul Pena (2000) [original version of Steve Miller hit]
UNCLE F**KA - Terrance and Phillip (1999) [from a cleaned-up CD single release!]
CENTIPEDE - Rebbie Jackson (1984)
FALCO MEGAMIX - Falco (1991) **God-awful medley of the week**
DISCO QUEEN - Hot Chocolate (1975)
FANTASY OF LOVE - Roger Clinton [yes, the ex-president's brother] (1994)
KISSES ON THE WIND - Neneh Cherry (1989)
I'M IN LOVE WITH A GERMAN FILM STAR - The Passions (1981)
IF IT'S LOVE - Squeeze (1989)
SHE WILL HAVE HER WAY - Neil Finn (1998)
I GOT YOU (Live) - Neil Finn (1998)
LOVE T.K.O. - Bette Midler (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BROKEN WINGS - Suzy K (2001) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
BROKEN WINGS - Mr. Mister (1986)
PEACE PIPE - B.T. Express (1975)
APACHE - Sugar Hill Gang (1982)
YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE - Steel Breeze (1982)
TEMPTATION EYES - Steel Breeze (1985?)
TIME IS ON MY SIDE - Michael Bolotin (1975)
CHAMELEON - Herbie Hancock (1974)
ROCKIT - Herbie Hancock (1983)
ELECTRIC FUNKY DRUMMER - Maurice Starr (1983)
I AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW - Soggy Bottom Boys (2001)


Crap From The Past - February 19, 2001: What I did on my winter vacation in Yellowstone

I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption (1978)
TALL TREES - Crowded House (1991)
HOT WATER - Level 42 (1986)
INFORMER - Snow (1993)
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF (Night Version) - Duran Duran (1983)
WATERFALL - Wendy and Lisa (1987)
BUFFALO GALS - Malcolm McLaren (1983)
BUFFALO STANCE - Neneh Cherry (1989)
PISCES [from the Astrology for Young Lovers LP] - Casey Kasem (circa 1968)
LIVE AT THE MARQUEE - The Vapors (1981)
CALL OF THE WEST - Wall of Voodoo (1982)
I WANNA BE A COWBOY - Boys Don't Cry (1986)
LET'S GO ALL THE WAY - Insane Clown Posse (2000) **New stuff rippin' off old stuff**
LET'S GO ALL THE WAY - Sly Fox (1986)
WILL THE WOLF SURVIVE - Los Lobos (1985)
SILENCE ON THE LINE - Sterling Whipple (1976)
WILD WILD LIFE - Talking Heads (1986)
GET OUT OF MY MIX - Thomas Dolby (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
SMOKE FROM A DISTANT FIRE - Sanford/Townsend Band (1977)
WHEN SMOKEY SINGS [7"] - ABC (1987)
IN A BIG COUNTRY [12"] - Big Country (1983)
WILD WILD WEST - Escape Club (1988)
I CAN'T DRIVE 55 - Sammy Hagar (1984)
CHEMISTRY - Semisonic (2001)


Crap From The Past - February 5, 2001

SERPENTINE FIRE - Earth Wind and Fire (1977)
AH LEAH - Donnie Iris (1980)
MANDOLAY - La Flavour (1980)
THE RAPPER (Live) - Donnie Iris (1981)
YOU NEED LOVE LIKE I DO (DON'T YOU) - Gladys Knight and the Pips (1970)
I JUST WANT TO BE - Cameo (1979)
MAH NA MAH NA - Hot Butter (1973)
MAH NA MAH NA - Lipstique (1979)
MAH NA MAH NA - Piero Umiliani (1969)
HOCUS POCUS [LP version] - Focus (1973)
ANDREWS SISTERS' MEDLEY - The Sunshine Terrace Swing Band (1979) **God-awful medley of the week**
SI ESTAMOS JUNTOS [We'll Be Together in Spanish] - Sting (1988)
WHAT IS HIP - Tower of Power (1973)
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT - cheap knock-off of Grease Soundtrack on Springboard Records (1978)
I'LL DRINK TO YOU - Duke Jupiter (1982)
STAND BY - Roman Holliday (1983)
WE ARE THE YOUNG - Dan Hartman (1984)
SAUSALITO SUMMERNIGHT - Diesel (1981)
MMMBOP - Taiwanese knock-off of Hanson (1998)
TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. - Wang Chung (1985)
KISSING WITH CONFIDENCE - Will Powers [co-written by Steve Winwood, Nile Rodgers and Todd Rundgren!] (1983)
XANADU - Olivia Newton-John and ELO (1980)
READ 'EM AND WEEP - Meat Loaf (1981) [original version of Barry Manilow hit]
THE ONE AND ONLY - Chesney Hawkes (1991)


Crap From The Past - January 29, 2001: Supa Bowl Sunday!

THE SUPERBOWL SHUFFLE - Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew (1986)
I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM - Gang Of Four (1982)
DON'T LET'S START - They Might Be [The New York] Giants (1987)
NEW YORK GROOVE - Hello (1975)
NEW YORK GROOVE - Ace Frehley (1979)
BALTIMORE [cover of 1977 Randy Newman song, sung in German!] - Udo Lindenberg Und Das Panik Orchester (1979)
SPORTS FANS - Tubes (1982?)
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN THE NFL - Willis "The Guard" and Vigorish (1980)
DOIN' IT RIGHT - Walter Payton [courtesy of Cosmic Slop]
OJ Simpson on Saturday Night Live 15th Anniversary broadcast (1990)
TAKE THESE CHAINS FROM MY HEART - Terry Bradshaw (1976)
THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON (BLIND MAN IN THE BLEACHERS) - David Geddes (1975)
SIXTY MINUTE MAN - Trammps (1975)
KEEP ON RUNNING - The Real Milli Vanilli (1991)
RUNNIN' - Northern Light (1975)
THE SAFETY DANCE - Men Without Hats (1983)
INSTANT REPLAY - Dan Hartman (1978)
HOW VIKINGS FOOTBALL CAME TO MINNESOTA - Charlie Boone and Roger Erickson (1981)
I LOVE NEW YORK - Metropolis (1978)
NEW YORK STATE OF MIND [cover of 1976 Billy Joel song, sung in German!] - Udo Lindenberg Und Das Panik Orchester (1979)
RUSH - Big Audio Dynamite (1991)
LIMELIGHT (Live) - Rush (1998)
I'M NUMBER ONE - The Pac-Man Album (1980)
YOU BE ILLIN' - Run-D.M.C. (1986)
PRIMITIVE MAN (Remix) - Ivan Neville (1989)
ORINOCO FLOW - Enya (1988)
MEDLEY OF HITS - Waylon Jennings (1983) **God-awful medley of the week**
AIN'T SO EASY - David and David (1986)


Crap From The Past - January 22, 2001

DIVINE THING - Soup Dragons (1992)
CRAZAY - Jesse Johnson (1986)
DON'T LOOK ANY FURTHER - Dennis Edwards featuring Siedah Garrett
WALK THE DINOSAUR [12"] - Was (Not Was) (1988)
THE BOMB (THESE SOUNDS FALL INTO MY MIND) - Kenny "Dope" presents the Bucketheads (1995) **Old stuff rippin' off older stuff**
STREETPLAYER [12"] - Chicago (1979?)
OH JULIE - Shakin' Stevens (1983)
BEAUTIFUL MORNING - Roachford (1988 in UK; never released in US)
WAKE UP BOO! - The Boo Radleys (1995)
UNLIMITED CITATIONS (SLOW) - Cafe Creme (1978) **God-awful medley of the week**
NEW SONG [12"] - Howard Jones (1984)
EVERY TURN OF THE WORLD - Christopher Cross (1985)
TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS - Kraftwerk (1978)
BACK IN MY ARMS AGAIN - Flint [former members of Grand Funk] (1978)
DON'T FIGHT IT - Kenny Loggins with Steve Perry (1982)
HOW TO DANCE - Bingoboys (1991)
I AIN'T GONNA STAND FOR IT - Stevie Wonder (1981)
THE TIME OF MY LIFE - Franke and the Knockouts [original version of Bill Medley hit]
LONESOME LOSER - Little River Band (1979)
YOU'RE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND - Little River Band (1983)
KNOCK THREE TIMES - Tony Orlando and Dawn (1971)
OBJECT OF MY DESIRE - Starpoint (1985)
FOUND A CURE - Ashford and Simpson (1979)
THEME FROM MANTRAP - ABC (1982)


Crap From The Past - January 15, 2001: First show in new all-digital studio

I'M THE MAN - Joe Jackson (1979)
THORN IN MY SIDE - Eurythmics (1986)
WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM - Paul Carrack (1988)
BETTE DAVIS EYES - Jackie DeShannon (1975)
SO IT GOES - Nick Lowe (1978)
CUDDLY TOY (FEEL FOR ME) [12"!] - Roachford (1989)
NOW THE CHANGE - Gas Giants [former members of the Gin Blossoms] (1999)
EVERY LITTLE HIT MIX - Bobby Brown (1989) **God-awful medley of the week**
BREAKING AWAY - Balance (1981)
SOUTHERN GIRL - Maze
THE GIRL THE GOLD WATCH AND EVERYTHING - Richie Havens (1980)
MY MINE - Hypnotic Tango
TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE) - Jermaine Jackson (1984)
UNDERGROUND - David Bowie (1986)
BLUE COLLAR KING - Morton Downey Jr. (1989)
I KNOW I'M LOSING YOU - Uptown (1987)
NEEDLE TO THE GROOVE - Mantronix (1985)
SOMEBODY LIKE YOU - Marshall Crenshaw (1980)
STUMBLIN' IN - Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman (1979)
NEW GIRL NOW - Honeymoon Suite (1984)
IN THE MEANTIME - Spacehog (1996)
MAKING YOUR MIND UP - Bucks Fizz (1986)
SAVIN' MYSELF - Eria Fachin (1988)


Crap From The Past - January 8, 2001: Last show in old analog studio, with plenty o' disco

CUBA - Gibson Brothers
DANCE TO THE MUSIC (1979 remix) - Sly and the Family Stone
GOT TO HAVE LOVING - Don Ray
DON QUICHOTTE - Magazine 60
THE BEST DISCO IN TOWN - The Ritchie Family **God-awful medley of the week**
GIRL YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON - Biddu Orchestra
LADY BUMP - Penny McLean
DANCIN' MAN - Q
POP MUZIK - M
DYNOMITE - Bazuka
MAKE LOVE TO ME - Kelly Marie
GROOVIN' WITH MR. BLOE - Mr. Bloe
TWO HOT FOR LOVE - THP Orchestra
I WANNA DANCE WIT CHOO - Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR - Jimmy "Bo" Horne
INSTANT REPLAY [12"] - Dan Hartman
LIGHT MY FIRE - Amii Stewart
REBELS ARE WE - Chic
WHO IS GONNA LOVE ME - Alfie Davison
HOWZAT - Sherbert
I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN - Eruption


Crap From The Past - January 1, 2001: Anyone Using The Word Millennium Gets A Swift Kick In The Shins

monstrous montage from the old WLOL (1981-1991)
MOSCOW - Genghis Khan (1982?)
CENTURY'S END - Donald Fagen (1988)
YOU GOT IT - Average White Band (1974)
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT - Rezillos (1978)
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEIR HEAD KICKED IN TONIGHT - Earl Vince and the Valiants [Fleetwood Mac] (1969)
BEST OF MY LOVE - Emotions (1977)
TIP OF MY TONGUE - Tubes (1983)
MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS - Brand New Heavies (1994)
I'M NUMBER ONE - Pac-Man Album (1980)
THE HONEYTHIEF [12"] - Hipsway (1987)
HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT - Wesley Willard and the 709s (1982)
THE MODEL - Kraftwerk (1982)
PLAY THAT FAST THING (ONE MORE TIME) - Rockpile (1980)